Cpr Cards
Description: Show off your dark sense of humor and Latino pride with this hilariously edgy graphic design! Featuring a stunning vintage illustration of a sombrero-wearing skeleton giving CPR to a sugar skull, accompanied by the brutally funny Spanish quote "I Know Mexican C.P.R. ¡Cálmate, Pendejo, Respira!". This masterpiece perfectly captures the ultimate Mexican slang humor and Dia de los Muertos aesthetic. Whether you are a paramedic, nurse, or first responder who needs a good laugh, a fan of Chicano tattoo art, or searching for the perfect gag gift for your Mexican friend, this bold design hits all the right notes. Wear your sarcastic humor with pride!
I Know Mexican CPR Calmate Pendejo Respira Funny Skeleton Dia De Los Muertos Humor Card
by DoeTheArtist
$5.00 $6.00
Beat Goes On With My Hands Funny Cpr Paramedic Nurse Card
by Wallet horn
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A hilarious design featuring a T-Rex nurse performing CPR on a fellow dinosaur, paired with the punny quote "T-Rex Hates CPR, That's Why Dinosaurs Are Extinct!" Perfect for nurses, EMTs, and medical professionals who love a good dinosaur-themed joke. A great gift idea for nursing school grads and healthcare workers with a sense of humor.
T Rex Hates CPR That's Why Dinosaurs Are Extinct Funny Nurse Card
by ulric.mata.goodsw
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Flaunt your lifesaving skills with charm using this CPR instructor tee that boasts both cuteness and capability. Perfect for health educators, paramedics, and anyone trained to save lives with knowledge and hands-on expertise.
Certified CPR Instructor Training and Teaching EMS Ambulance Card
by Carlota Suazo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This Design Celebrates The Dedicated Healthcare Professional. Perfect For Nurses, Doctors, Paramedics, And Medical Students Who Are Cute Enough To Stop Your Heart Skilled Enough To Restart It. Ideal For Anyone In Emergency Medicine Or Cardiac Care.
Cute Enough To Stop Your Heart Skilled Enough To Restart It Healthcare Professional Nurse Doctor Paramedic Card
by wookie_mike
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cute and funny design featuring a cat kneading over a first aid training manikin, great for any cat lover who works in First Aid and CPR.
Cat Practicing Funny First Aid CPR Instructor Gift Card
by Giggias
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This t-shirt is a cool statement for the heroes behind the wheel of the fire engine. The design displays an image of a fire engine ready to work with enthusiasm and dedication. This t-shirt creates an atmosphere of gallantry and bravery that is part of their extraordinary task. In the center of the t-shirt, there is an image of a fire engine that stands out with its bold colors and stunning details. The sparkling siren lights and the distinctive "wee woo" sound of a fire engine give a realistic touch to the design. In addition, around the car, there may be small elements that demonstrate the skill and knowledge of the fire engine drivers.
That's What I Do, I Drive Wee Woo Truck and I Know Things Card
by GP SHOP
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny ambulance driver and Paramedics quote. Perfect for an EMT, EMS, ambulance driver or other first responders.
Its not road rage if you have sirens Card
by MaxArt Design Shop
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Turn heads and raise heart rates with this bold and witty "Cute Enough to Stop Your Heart, Skilled Enough to Restart It" T-shirt — perfect for nurses, EMTs, paramedics, and healthcare heroes who blend charm with lifesaving skills. Whether you're working a long shift or heading to a medical conference, this shirt is a fun way to show off your passion for patient care. It’s the ultimate gift for medical professionals with confidence and a sense of humor.
Cute Enough to Stop Your Heart Skilled Enough to Restart It Card
by SOF1AF
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Are you ready for the Christmas lights, fun decorations, ornaments, ugly sweaters, wrapping paper, trees, waking up in your pajamas, and design? The jolly Holiday is here and Santa Clause just might drop a design in your stocking this year.
Harder Faster Deeper Because CPR Saves Lives Card
by Smoll Stuff
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This funny, cartoon 'T-REX HATES DOING CPR' T-shirt of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, with short arms, who's trying resuscitation is a perfect gift idea for first aid instructor, nurse or Ambulance medic
T-Rex hates doing CPR first aid instructor resuscitation nurse Card
by LaundryFactory
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Inject some prehistoric humor into your life with this funny Dinosaur Nurse Joke. Features a T-Rex attempting to perform CPR, playfully highlighting its short arms and resulting difficulties. Official GoshWow merchandise. Perfect for anyone who loves dinosaurs, appreciates a good laugh, or is involved in the medical field, especially emergency response and first aid. Show the world that laughter truly is the best medicine with this witty and entertaining Dinosaur Pun.
T-Rex Hates CPR Funny Dinosaur Extinction Pun Nurse Card
by GoshWow
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Harder Faster Deeper - Calm down we're talking CPR! Funny Gift for EMS, paramedics, nurses or first responders. Makes a great gift for the first-aid rescuer, paramedic, CPR instructor or first responder in your life who loves funny EMT Paramedic phrases. HIRTBUBBLE Designs are perfect Christmas gifts, Birthday presents or anytime gifts for all. Also check out our phone cases, pillows, wall art, cool mugs, tshirts, other apparel, stickers, notebooks, tote bags and much more.
Dwight Wearing CPR Dummy Face Mask Funny Office Fan Art Card
by graphicbombdesigns
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Still searching for CPR Instructor EMT EMS First Responder Paramedic t-shirts? Make a statement with this Paramedics Brain Anatomy t-shirt. Makes a great gift for first-aid rescuer or first responder in your life who loves funny ambulant doc shirts.
Funny CPR Instructur EMT EMS Paramedic Brain Card
by shirtontour
$5.00 $6.00
Description: 🚑 Answering the call with our "Ambulance" shirt, honoring the swift and vital lifeline of emergency medical services. 👩⚕️ Designed for healthcare heroes and supporters of first responders, it symbolizes compassion, urgency, and the frontline of care. 🌆 Perfect for those who value public health, it embodies the commitment to immediate medical assistance during critical moments. 👕 Wear it with pride, showcasing your respect for the dedicated individuals who race against time to save lives every day.
HTDGM - Madame Web - CPR Certified (dark version) Card
by HowDidThisGetMade
$5.00 $6.00
HTDGM - Madame Web - CPR Certified (light version) Card
by HowDidThisGetMade
$5.00 $6.00