Damage Cards
Description: Accept no substitutes for guaranteed results. For the wizard who knows that sometimes a fireball is overkill, but a flurry of glowing darts is just right. Because in the dungeon, hitting 100% of the time is a flex.
Magic Missile Always Hits Wizard Arcane Force Damage Card
by Context Merch
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A hilarious gothic bookish design styled like a product label featuring the text 100% Organic Emotional Damage and Locally Sourced from the Moors. Inspired by Emily Brontë's Wuthering Heights, the design lists ingredients like moors, ghosts, and grudges beneath an illustration of a gothic manor house. This funny, sarcastic illustration is perfect for classic literature fans, English majors, and bookworms who love toxic romance tropes.
Wuthering Heights 100% Organic Emotional Damage Funny Book Art Card
by Fenay Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The audio cassette (or Compact Cassette) is an analog magnetic tape format introduced by Philips in 1963 for audio recording and playback. It features magnetic tape wound between two reels, offering a portable, durable alternative to vinyl. While largely replaced by digital, cassettes have seen a nostalgic comeback as a "retro" physical media.
Description: Genius. That's not a nickname — it's an accurate job description. Iyo Sky is one of the most athletically gifted performers in WWE history and she's finally getting the spotlight she always deserved.
Iyo Sky Genius WWE Women's Champion Minifig Card
by Bad Decisions
$5.00 $6.00
Description: “Everything Changed Nothing Did” is a bold vintage distressed typography design inspired by existential thoughts, emotional burnout, dark humor culture, and relatable meme aesthetics. Featuring cracked retro text styling with minimalist streetwear vibes, this emotional quote graphic is perfect for fans of sad humor, exhausted meme energy, introvert culture, overthinking, and ironic depression-style humor. A clean yet impactful design for t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and alternative fashion lovers who enjoy emotional typography and grunge-inspired aesthetics.
Everything Changed Nothing Did Vintage Distressed Typography Design Card
by HarperDesigns
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Some things aren't broken. They're just complicated, chaotic, and absolutely not looking for unsolicited repairs. “Please Don't Try to Fix Me” — for anyone who is tired of being treated like a problem that needs solving.
Please Don't Try to Fix Me Funny Broken Sarcastic Card
by cranky store
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Some feelings are too heavy to explain—and this design says it perfectly. Featuring the heartbreaking phrase “Doing My Best Wasn’t Enough Either” in elegant minimalist typography with a subtle broken heart graphic, this piece captures emotional exhaustion in a beautifully understated way. Perfect for fans of sad aesthetic fashion, emotional honesty, and relatable quote apparel, this design resonates with anyone navigating heartbreak, burnout, or the quiet pain of trying your hardest and still feeling let down. Soft, wearable, and deeply relatable.
Doing My Best Wasn’t Enough Either Sad Quote Aesthetic Card
by picspixydesigns
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The audio cassette (or Compact Cassette) is an analog magnetic tape format introduced by Philips in 1963 for audio recording and playback. It features magnetic tape wound between two reels, offering a portable, durable alternative to vinyl. While largely replaced by digital, cassettes have seen a nostalgic comeback as a "retro" physical media.
Im A Good Person Just Damaged From Being Good To The Wrong People Card
by heyhayley
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "Error 404: Emotion" is a funny, relatable graphic combining computer errors with a flat, emotionless mood. The design features a witty tech theme paired with a dizzy, dead-eyed emoji mascot, styled in a colorful retro typography format with bold bubble text and playful accents.
Error 404 Emotion Not Found Funny Sarcastic Retro Tech Quote Card
by Design-INKZ
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show your dark humor and resilience with this “broken heart mended with duct tape” design. A perfect mix of sarcasm, emotional honesty, and a little humor for those who keep it together with duct tape and attitude.
I Just Tell People I'm Fine Cause What Are They Gonna Do If I'm Not Broken Heart Mended With Duct Tape Card
by FLOPLIP
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Minimalist vintage-inspired 404 parody design with “Inner Peace Not Found” text for anxious souls and overthinkers. Features distressed grunge texture and retro internet humor aesthetic perfect for indie fashion, alternative streetwear, and existential meme culture.
404 Inner Peace Not Found Vintage Existential Meme Card
by Lrdt.art
$5.00 $6.00
Los Angeles & San Diego California Is Not Collateral Damage Card
by sarmento
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A five-pointed star with a distressed, textured appearance dominates the composition. The star is rendered in a vibrant shade of red and has a three-dimensional effect, with lines radiating from the center to each point. The background is solid black, creating a high contrast. Small, scattered white markings suggest wear or damage to the shape.
Description: A simple, pixelated graphic featuring three heart shapes arranged horizontally on a black background. The leftmost heart is filled with bright red, with some pixels appearing to break off. The other two hearts are solid gray and black, suggesting a dwindling health or life meter.
Jesus Saves, Everyone else takes Half Damage Card
by AmandaPandaBrand
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Cute anime cartoon style tag-team concept illustration of Rhea Ripley and Iyo Sky titled Rhiyo.
Rhiyo Rhea Ripley and Iyo Sky Anime Style Card
by Thieves Cant Music
$5.00 $6.00
