Data Nerd Cards

Description: For the spreadsheet stars, dashboard legends, and analytics pros who already knew the answer before the report finished loading. “The Data Is In. I’m Amazing.” is a funny, confident design for data analysts, business intelligence pros, statisticians, researchers, engineers, and anyone who loves numbers with a side of humor. A great gift for coworkers, tech teams, data nerds, and anyone whose excellence is now officially backed by the data.

Description: stupid song by Olivia Rodrigo, drawn from its own data. The record in the middle is the song itself: its spectrum, beats and sections, 128 BPM in F major. Around it, three months of Spotify chart history: 90 days on the global chart, 10 of them at number one. Its lines trace the run in 65 countries. Certified BPI Gold, Music Canada Gold and RMNZ Gold, in 4 countries in all. A gift for music lovers and data fans.

Description: The Business by Tiësto, drawn from its own data. The record in the middle is the song itself: its spectrum, beats and sections, 120 BPM in G# minor. Around it, one year of Spotify chart history: 324 days on the global chart, peaking at #8. Its lines trace the run in 58 countries. Certified RIAA Platinum, BPI 2× Platinum and Music Canada 8× Platinum, in 15 countries in all. A gift for music lovers and data fans.

Description: No Broke Boys by Disco Lines ft. Tinashe, drawn from its own data. The record in the middle is the song itself: its spectrum, beats and sections, 131 BPM in C# minor. Around it, one year of Spotify chart history: 344 days on the global chart, peaking at #6. Its lines trace the run in 36 countries. A gift for music lovers and data fans.

Description: Bad Dreams by Teddy Swims, drawn from its own data. The record in the middle is the song itself: its spectrum, beats and sections, 125 BPM in G# major. Around it, one year of Spotify chart history: 306 days on the global chart, peaking at #41. Its lines trace the run in 35 countries. Certified RIAA Gold, BPI 2× Platinum and Music Canada 4× Platinum, in 16 countries in all. A gift for music lovers and data fans.

Description: Navigate the chaos and find the pattern. This sleek, tech-inspired design is for data analysts, researchers, and anyone who loves digging into numbers to uncover insights. A great gift for data scientists, business analysts, statisticians, and spreadsheet fans.

Description: Express your passion for data with this "All I Need Is Love And Data" design. Ideal for data scientists, data analysts, programmers, and tech professionals who love data.

Description: that wasn't very evidence based of you

Description: Show your appreciation for public libraries and support for books with this clever design. "Public Libraries Are The Only Date Centers I Support" is perfect for librarians, book lovers, readers, and library advocates.

Description: In my world, 1+1=10! Speak fluent binary? This funny programmer design is perfect for software engineers, computer science students, and tech geeks who love witty math jokes. Featuring a minimalist style with a clever binary code pun, it makes a great sarcastic gift for your favorite coder, web developer, or IT professional. Stand out in the office with this unique nerd humor.

Description: Cuando No Era Cantante - Remix by El Bogueto ft. Anuel AA & Fuerza Regida & Yung Beef, drawn from its own data. The record in the middle is the song itself: its spectrum, beats and sections, 166 BPM in B minor. Around it, six months of Spotify chart history: 177 days on the global chart, peaking at #28. Its lines trace the run in 18 countries. A gift for music lovers and data fans.

Description: world's okayest data miner

Description: Data Scientist

Description: This design is for computer lovers, programmers, and introverted tech enthusiasts. Featuring the phrase I Like Computers And Maybe Three People, it's perfect for IT professionals and coding geeks.

Description: A cartoon hard drive is personified with muscular arms and legs. The character has an angry expression and holds a drive head like a knife. One arm has the text "SSD SUCKS" tattooed on it in bold letters. Below the character, the words "HARD DISK" are displayed.

Description: My Backup Plan Is Failing Error 404

Description: A funny gift for science lovers, data analysts, medical professionals, academics, and critical thinkers with a dry sense of humor

Description: This design is for Artificial Intelligence developers, programmers, and data scientists who appreciate tech humor. Features the text: Keep Calm And Trust The AI Just Kidding Always Double-Check.

Description: Alibi by Sevdaliza ft. Pabllo Vittar & Yseult, drawn from its own data. The record in the middle is the song itself: its spectrum, beats and sections, 127 BPM in B minor. Around it, six months of Spotify chart history: 153 days on the global chart, peaking at #12. Its lines trace the run in 63 countries. Certified RIAA Gold, SNEP Diamond and PROMUSICAE Gold, in 6 countries in all. A gift for music lovers and data fans.

Description: Better Now by Post Malone, drawn from its own data. The record in the middle is the song itself: its spectrum, beats and sections, 145 BPM in A# major. Around it, one year of Spotify chart history: 365 days on the global chart, 37 of them at number one. Its lines trace the run in 59 countries. Certified RIAA Diamond, BPI 3× Platinum and Music Canada Diamond, in 19 countries in all. A gift for music lovers and data fans.

Description: Payphone by Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa, drawn from its own data. The record in the middle is the song itself: its spectrum, beats and sections, 110 BPM in E major. Around it, one year of Spotify chart history: 80 days on the global chart, peaking at #159. Its lines trace the run in 15 countries. Certified RIAA 7× Platinum, BPI 4× Platinum and Music Canada 5× Platinum, in 15 countries in all. A gift for music lovers and data fans.

Description: Cleverly highlight your love for data with this retro-inspired design featuring a bar graph and a humorous play on words. Perfect for anyone who understands the art of data.

Description: Falling by Trevor Daniel, drawn from its own data. The record in the middle is the song itself: its spectrum, beats and sections, 127 BPM in A# minor. Around it, one year of Spotify chart history: 360 days on the global chart, peaking at #5. Its lines trace the run in 65 countries. Certified RIAA 4× Platinum, BPI Platinum and ARIA 2× Platinum, in 13 countries in all. A gift for music lovers and data fans.

Description: Introverted But Willing To Discuss Data

Description: Data Analyst Humor I Make Data Behave Text Typography features a bold typography data analyst theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of analyst humor and data engineer. A natural pick for coworker gift, especially as a data analyst gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: Data Analyst Humor Great Question Bad Data Text Typography features a bold typography data analyst theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of data nerd and data engineer. A natural pick for coworker gift, especially as a data analyst gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: This is Show Me The Data t shirt design with text art, great for any data nerd.

Description: Data Analyst Humor My Insight Needs Better Data Text Typography features a bold typography data analyst theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of analyst and big data. A natural pick for coworker gift, especially as a data analyst gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: Data Analyst Humor Please Stop Touching the Data Text Typography pairs a bold typography data science theme with a natural, wearable feel, for anyone who enjoys data analyst gift and data driven. Made for coworker gift who want an easy data science piece for tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: Data Never Lies But People Do Statistician Funny Data Science

Description: Data Analyst Humor More Data Less Drama Text Typography pairs a bold typography data science theme with a natural, wearable feel, for anyone who enjoys data driven and data nerd. Made for coworker gift who want an easy data science piece for tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: Data Analyst Humor Your Data Has Opinions Text Typography uses a bold typography data scientist theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of analyst and behavior analyst. A natural pick for coworker gift, especially as a data scientist gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: Data Analyst Humor Data Analyst Not Psychic Text Typography uses a bold typography data scientist theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of data driven and data plus. A natural pick for coworker gift, especially as a data scientist gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: Data Analyst Humor Data Cleaning Builds Character Text Typography uses a bold typography data scientist theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of data nerd and ada analyst jokes. A natural pick for coworker gift, especially as a data scientist gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: Data Analyst Humor Data First Opinions Later Text Typography uses a bold typography data scientist theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of data analyst gift and data analysis. A natural pick for coworker gift, especially as a data scientist gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: Deliver peak dad humor with this punny database design. Perfect for fathers, programmers, and pun lovers who never miss a groan-worthy joke. Makes a great gift for dads, tech nerds, and comedy fans.