Data Quote Cards

Description: without data it's just an opinion

Description: A black background with white and red text. The top line reads 'THERE AWO TYPES' in white. Below that, 'OF PEOPLE.' in white. The next line starts with '1. THOSE WHO CAN' in white. The bottom two lines, 'EXTRAPOLATE FROM' and 'INCOMPLETE DATA.', are in red.

Description: A humorous graphic featuring a metallic lock with a keyhole. Above the lock, the word "PASSWORD" is written in distressed white capital letters. Below the lock, a banner contains the text "NOW I HAVE TO" and "RENAME MY DOG" in white capital letters. Sunburst lines radiate from behind the lock.

Description: A black background with bold white text. The main word 'ENGINEER:' is at the top, followed by its phonetic pronunciation, and a humorous definition. The definition reads: 'A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.' It concludes with 'See also MAGICIAN, WIZARD.' and 'See also WIZARD, MAGICIAN.'

Description: A blue and teal gradient cloud with a crying face is depicted against a black background. Below the cloud, bold white text reads "THERE IS NO CLOUD" followed by smaller white text stating "IT'S JUST SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER".

Description: Eat - Sleep - Excel - Repeat

Description: A stark black background features white text. The main word 'Engineeer' is at the top, followed by its phonetic pronunciation '[en-juh-neer]' and the word 'noun.' Below this, a humorous definition states: 'A person who does precision guesswork based iy unreliable data provided by those of of questionable knowledge.'

Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "Engineer" in large, bold letters. Below it, the phonetic pronunciation and a nonsensical word are presented. The main body defines an engineer as someone who "does -precision guesswork with unreliable data." Finally, it states "-Wizard, magician."

Description: artificial intelligence quote

Description: YOU CAN'T DRINK DATA

Description: A black background displays bold text. At the top, 'WELDER' is in a distressed gold font. Below it, 'WE DO' is in white, flanked by double white lines. 'PRECISION' is in large gold capital letters. 'GUESS WORK' is in large white capital letters. The bottom section reads 'BASED ON UNRELIABLE DATA PROVIDED BY THOSE OF QUESTIONABLE KNOWLEDGE' in white text.

Description: Nice Story Now Show Me The Data - Data Analyst, Statistics, Data Scientist

Description: Nice Story Now Show Me The Data

Description: A black background with white text arranged in multiple lines. The top line reads "ENGINEER" in a distressed, bold font. Below it, a white banner contains the text "WE DO". The next line states "PRECISION" with arrow-like shapes on either side. "Guess Work" is written in a flowing script font. The remaining lines read "BASED ON UNRELIABLE DATA", "PROVIDED BIY A THOSE OF", and "QUESTINABLE KNOWLEDGE" in a blocky, all-caps font.

Description: Your Opinion Is Not P Less Than Point Zero Five Design

Description: This design captures a witty observation about human behavior and data analysis. 'There Are Two Types Of People: Those That Extrapolate From Incomplete Data' is perfect for data scientists, statisticians, engineers, researchers, and anyone who appreciates intelligent, sarcastic humor.

Description: correlation does not imply causation

Description: This design captures a witty observation about human behavior and data analysis. 'There Are Two Types Of People: Those That Extrapolate From Incomplete Data' is perfect for data scientists, statisticians, engineers, researchers, and anyone who appreciates intelligent, sarcastic humor.

Description: I hate spreadsheets.

Description: Sure that our design will be one of your favorites, our special design will catch people's attention when you walk down the road. Take this present for your best friend, mother, father, brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, son, daughter.

Description: Smart and witty! Rock this “Correlation Does Not Imply Causation” design and show off your data-savvy brainpower.

Description: "There are two types of people in the world: 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data" - and the list stops right there. A classic nerd joke in clean white type for data scientists, statisticians, engineers and math people. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.

Description: Show off your love for data and organization with this witty design. Perfect for anyone who finds comfort and solutions in spreadsheets. A great conversation starter for the office or casual wear.

Description: Public Libraries Are The Only Data Centers I Support

Description: proud ai hater anti artificial intelligence

Description: A blue cloud shape with a white outline is centered above bold white text on a black background. The top line of text reads "THERE IS NO CLOUD". The second line of text reads "IT'S JUST SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER". The overall composition is minimalist and text-focused.

Description: I Have A Spreadsheet For That

Description: I Have A Spreadsheet For That

Description: I Have A Spreadsheet For That

Description: ask me about ai tech nerd artificial intelligence

Description: Celebrate your passion for data and organization with this design. I'm Silently Creating A Spreadsheet For That is a funny quote for accountants, data analysts, finance professionals, and office workers.

Description: A black background with bold red text. The text reads "THERE ARE TWO RULES I LIVE BY" faded in the top section, followed by "1. THOSE WHO CAN EXTRAPOLATE FROM INCOMPLETE DATA" in clear, large red lettering below. The style is minimalist and direct.

Description: Oooh...This Calls For A Spreadsheet

Description: Oooh...This Calls For A Spreadsheet

Description: correlation does not imply causation

Description: A dark background features golden text. The top line reads "EVER SUINCE I WAS YOUNG." Below this is a thin, horizontal grey line. The next lines of text are "I WANTED TO" followed by "TRANSFORM UNSTRUCTURED DATA INTO" and finally "ACTIONABLE BUSINESS INSIGHTS."