Die Trying Cards

Description: 💪Unleash your inner warrior with the "Lift Heavy or Die Trying" t-shirt design! 💪 This bold and gritty graphic features a menacing skull integrated into a kettlebell, surrounded by dramatic, smoky textures that exude power and determination. The cracked detailing and stark black-and-white contrast symbolize the relentless spirit of pushing limits, making it perfect for gym-goers, weightlifters, or anyone who lives by the grind. Whether you're crushing a workout or making a statement, this design screams strength and resilience. Gear up with this striking tee and let the world know you mean business—grab yours today! 💪

Description: As someone with a complicated pituitary disorder, I have to take a LOT of medications to replace the many crucial hormones my body can't make on its own. Over the years, I've had a few "helpful" "wellness experts" tell me that I would "feel so much better" if I wasn't "taking so many pills". Y'all, these miracles of modern medicine keep me ALIVE. Keep your uncalled for advice to yourself before you really hurt somebody. This design was inspired by that, and all the other uncalled for judgements of anyone who takes any medications to manage their disease, chronic pain, depression, whatever. I see you, spoonies. We've got enough going on without the being judged by others for taking care of ourselves. This one's for you.

Description: The TTRPG that started it all, Dungeons and Dragons!

Description: Roll High or Die Trying D20 Dice

Description: Roll High or Die Trying Tabletop RPG

Description: The motto of the Scary Funny Show podcast with comedians Thom Tran & Mike Estime! Keep laughing or Die Trying! Now for lighter shirts!

Description: The Motto of the Scary Funny Show podcast with Comedians Thom Tran & Mike Estime!

Description: Be the hustler!

Description: Add some dark humor to your workout with this hilarious "Don’t Spot Me I’m Trying to Die" T-shirt featuring a vintage-style weightlifting raccoon. Perfect for gym rats, lifters, and anyone who embraces the struggle of heavy reps with a little sarcasm. A great gift for powerlifters, bodybuilders, and fitness enthusiasts with a twisted sense of humor!

Description: Add some dark humor to your workout with this hilarious "Don’t Spot Me I’m Trying to Die" T-shirt featuring a vintage-style weightlifting raccoon. Perfect for gym rats, lifters, and anyone who embraces the struggle of heavy reps with a little sarcasm. A great gift for powerlifters, bodybuilders, and fitness enthusiasts with a twisted sense of humor!

Description: Because nothing screams "good vibes only" like Death itself throwing double thumbs-up. This dark humor t-shirt is for the ones who laugh in the face of existential dread, bad luck, and motivational nonsense. Wear it as a reminder that, in the end, positivity is just another way to say ‘whatever happens, happens’. Stay positive… or don’t, Death doesn’t care.

Description: I Just Know I'll Die Trying To Pet Something Shouldn't

Description: live in the moment or die trying