Do Not Cards
Do not give me verbal instructions I will forget them immediately Card
by mdr design 23
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Description: A bold warning-style design for anyone who values personal space and prefers to keep their distance. Featuring a striking prohibition symbol with the message “Not Friendly” and “Personal Space Required,” this funny sarcastic design is perfect for introverts, quiet people, homebodies, and anyone who enjoys dry humor.
Not Friendly Personal Space Required Funny Introvert T-Shirt Sarcastic Joke Card
by Meowtivational Sarcasm
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Meaningful caregiver design for nurses, CNAs, senior living staff, assisted living teams,and anyone dedicated to treating residents with kindness, dignity, and respect.
Compassionate Care Senior Living Caregiver Resident Support Card
by MothmanDigitalMedia
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A skeleton in an open wooden coffin, holding a "Do Not Disturb" sign, spider webs in every corner, and a request that is both completely reasonable and deeply relatable. Some days the coffin sounds like a upgrade. For the dark humor Halloween crowd who would genuinely prefer to be left in peace — undisturbed, unresurrected, unscheduled.
Please Do Not Resurrect Me Funny Skeleton Coffin Do Not Disturb Spooky Dark Humor Halloween Design Card
by SketchTee
$5.00 $6.00
Do Not Ask me for Life Advice You Will End Up with A New Dog Card
by Tovani
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A smug, sleepy-eyed pink axolotl lounges in a teal bean bag with an open book and a steaming flower-print coffee cup, framed by groovy retro waves and the bold lettering "Currently Regenerating. Do Not Disturb." Soft, funny and built for anyone who has declared today a recharge day and means it. A fun pick for introverts, bookworms, axolotl fans, and anyone guarding their quiet time.
Currently Regenerating Do Not Disturb Axolotl Reading Cozy Retro Groovy Introvert Self Care Book Lover Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace your inner existential dread with this hilarious "I do not think, therefore I do not am" design! Featuring a beautiful vintage illustration of a black cat lounging on an ornate gold shelf, staring blankly at its reflection in a classic standing mirror, complete with retro Japanese typography banners. This clever parody of a famous philosophical quote is perfect for black cat lovers, philosophy nerds, introverts, and anyone who appreciates absurd meme humor, nihilism, and dark academia aesthetics.
Existential Black Cat I Do Not Think Funny Vintage Japanese Philosophy Meme Card
by Drusillack
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny and sassy sibling-themed typography design featuring the phrase “I'm Not The Friendly Sibling I'll Cuss Ya Out.” Perfect for siblings, family gatherings, and fans of sarcastic humor, this playful design captures the attitude of the blunt, no-nonsense sibling who always keeps it real.
You Can’t Tell Me What to Do You Are Not My Granddaughter Card
by Treutel Lubowitz
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny and sassy sibling-themed typography design featuring the phrase “I'm Not The Friendly Sibling I'll Cuss Ya Out.” Perfect for siblings, family gatherings, and fans of sarcastic humor, this playful design captures the attitude of the blunt, no-nonsense sibling who always keeps it real.
Description: A white outline graphic on a black background depicts a bison standing over a person lying on the ground. Text above reads 'IF BISON ATTACK TIP, PLAY DEAD'. Text below reads 'IT WILL TO GOOD PRACTICE, FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MINUTES LATER. (DO NOT PET THE FLUFFY COWS)'. The style is simple and bold.
Bison Attack Tip Play Dead White Outline Bison and Person Card
by studiobogares
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A circular emblem features a close-up portrait of a bison's head. The bison has a shaggy brown coat and dark eyes. Behind it, a forest scene with pine trees is depicted against a gradient orange and yellow sunset sky. Text reads "DO NOT PET" in the upper arc and "THE FLUFFY COWS" in the lower arc, both in orange lettering.
DO NOT PET THE FLUFFY COWS Bison Forest Retro Sunset Card
by ASYIFA ARTWORK
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A sleek, premium design featuring a cute grumpy skunk with a clean gold outline. The sophisticated gold text above reads "PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB", and below, framed by gold stars, is the declaration: "I AM DISTURBED ENOUGH ALREADY". Ideal for anyone who loves a bit of sass and style.
Premium Gold Outline Grumpy Skunk - "I Am Disturbed Enough Already" Apparel Card
by HTA DESIGNS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A humorous educational message presented with colorful text and small illustrative books filled with mathematical equations. The text reads 'Do Math Not Magic, Show Your Work' in large, vibrant letters. Several small, open books displaying formulas and symbols are scattered around the text.
Description: Embrace spiritual strength with this powerful design featuring a majestic lion resting peacefully against a distressed retro sunset. The inspiring message 'Do Not Fear I Am With You' is prominently displayed, complemented by the Bible verse reference 'Isaiah 41:10'. This artwork captures the essence of faith, courage, and divine presence. The vintage style, with its grunge texture and earthy tones reminiscent of a savanna landscape, adds a timeless appeal. It's a meaningful expression for Christians, believers, and anyone who finds comfort and encouragement in scripture. This design serves as a daily reminder of trust and hope, celebrating the unwavering support found in biblical wisdom.
Description: A black background displays white text in a bold, sans-serif font. The top line, enclosed in a white rectangle, reads "CAUTION". Below it, the phrases "I Watch Enough ID CHANNEL" and "To Know What NOT TO DO" are presented. Short, slanted white lines flank "ID CHANNEL".
Caution I Watch Enough ID Channel To Know What NOT TO DO Card
by STEPHEN CHOU STD
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate the wild spirit of Yellowstone with this vintage-inspired design featuring a charging American bison and the humorous warning, "DO NOT PET THE FLUFFY COWS." Classic retro colors, distressed typography, and bold vector artwork create the perfect outdoor adventure aesthetic. A great gift for hikers, campers, wildlife lovers, and anyone who appreciates national parks with a sense of humor.
Yellowstone Bison Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows Vintage Tee Card
by Redstart Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A red square with a white Star of Life symbol in the center, superimposed with a white caduceus staff. White text arcs over the symbol reading "EMOTIONAL SUPPORT COWORKER". White text below the symbol reads "DO NOT PET".
Emotional Support Coworker Caduceus Star of Life Card
by GRAPHIC CHARCOAL DARK
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retro-style circular emblem with a dark background. It features a video game controller in the center with stylized rays of a setting sun emanating from behind it. The text "DO NOT DISTURB" is at the top, and "I'M GAMING MODE" is at the bottom, both in capital letters within the circle.
Do Not Disturb I'm Gaming Mode Controller Retro Sunset Card
by CanvasWizardStudio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A yellow rectangular sign with rounded corners and a black border. It features bold black text at the top reading 'DO NOT PET' and at the bottom 'THE FLUFFY DOGS'. In the center, there is a black silhouette of a large bear standing over a smaller bear cub.
DO NOT PET THE FLUFFY DOGS Bear Silhouette Warning Sign Card
by DORI STORE
$5.00 $6.00