Do Or Do Not Cards
Description: Funny Deviled Eggs Lover Quote Sketchy Food Humor Thanksgiving Dinner Party Tee is a witty design for foodies. With playful text highlighting love for deviled eggs over turkey or ham, this shirt is perfect for holiday dinners, family gatherings, or anyone who enjoys humorous food themed apparel.
i Wouldn't Do A Lot For Turkey Or Ham Deviled Eggs Quote Sketchy Food Thanksgiving Dinner Party Card
by Mai Paint Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold and quirky “Do Not Perceive Me” design for introverts, socially exhausted people, and anyone who prefers to exist unnoticed. Featuring playful Y2K-inspired typography and ironic internet humor, this design is perfect for introvert culture, social avoidance jokes, and anyone who needs a little personal space.
Description: This graphic features bold 'BARBER DO NOT PET' text, set against a stylized red Maltese cross symbol. It' humorous design for any dedicated barber, hairstylist, or grooming professional. The design playfully acknowledges the significant role barbers often hold as trusted confidants and essential style experts in their clients' lives. The 'do not pet' phrase adds a witty, boundary-setting touch, perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh about their vital hair cutting work. Ideal for barbershop owners, hair care specialists, and anyone passionate about trimming, styling, and creating sharp looks. Celebrate the unique bond with your clients and your profession with this distinctive graphic.
Description: This design features bold white lettering and a prominent red Maltese cross graphic. The central text proudly states 'MECHANIC' with 'DO NOT PET' humorously positioned below. An arc of white text is displayed above the central graphic. It' witty statement for any dedicated auto repair technician, gearhead, or car enthusiast. Perfect for those who spend their days fixing engines and performing automotive service. Celebrate your passion for wrenching and working on vehicles in the garage or shop. This design resonates with professionals and hobbyists alike who know the demands of car maintenance. The 'do not pet' phrase adds a sarcastic, humorous touch, reflecting the focused and often busy nature of a mechanic. A great conversation starter f
Description: Need some quiet? This adorable grumpy dog wearing a stylish red beret says it all. Perfect for introverts, book lovers, remote workers, students, gamers, and anyone who values their personal space. A funny and relatable design for stickers, t-shirts, mugs, notebooks, and gifts for dog lovers who just want a little peace and quiet.
Do Not Disturb Grumpy Dog | Funny Introvert Puppy with Red Beret Card
by pinkystickstore
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace strength and faith with this eerie yet comforting dark academia graphic featuring a sheet ghost on a swing against a red blood moon. Perfect for fans of gothic aesthetic, Christian apparel, and spooky Bible verse art.
Do Not Be Afraid Ghost on Swing - Dark Academia Bible Verse Joshua 1 9 Card
by ArtMichalShop
$5.00 $6.00
Do Not Perceive Me Funny Black Cat Toilet Introvert Meme Card
by Bilbo Baggins
$5.00 $6.00
Vintage Do Not Pet the Fluffy Cows American Bison Card
by Vector Soul Gear
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This unique design features the phrase 'Please Do Not Rotate' in a distinctive groovy, retro font. It's perfect for anyone who appreciates a bit of sarcastic humor or ironic statement pieces. The distressed, cracked texture adds a cool vintage vibe, making it a great gift for friends, family, or yourself, especially those who love quirky graphic tees and funny sayings.
Description: This funny philosophy joke twists the classic Descartes quote into a self deprecating line about not thinking things through, perfect for anyone who loves nerdy humor with a smart twist. Great as a funny gift for philosophy students, teachers, or overthinkers who appreciate a clever play on words.
I Do Not Think Therefore I Do Not Am Funny Philosophy Joke Gift Card
by Say It With Ink
$5.00 $6.00
do not feed hallucinogens to the alligators, alligator funny Meme Card
by Rhinestone_Y2k
$5.00 $6.00
do not feed hallucinogens to the alligators, Retro alligators Meme Card
by Rhinestone_Y2k
$5.00 $6.00
Description: It is a nice gesture when people applaud and pay respect to the medical workers and nurses, working at the frontline, but you can't buy anything from it. It would be nice if the appreciation would be reflected in your account and you would finally get a fair salary. A design for all nurses who are not only important and key workers in these difficult times and are underpaid.
I'm a nurse, do not applaud me, pay me a fair wage instead Card
by emmjott
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Watermelons were originally a symbol of black emancipation pre Jim Crow era and were then co-opted by racists to become a racist trope about their supposed uncleanliness, childishness, idleness and unfitness for the public square. It was spread in US print throughout the late 1860s and supported the post-emancipation argument that African Americans were unsuited for citizenship. Well, FUCK that.
The Seeds of their Racism do not invalidate the seeds of your Freedom. Card
by MonsoonartsbyM
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This hilarious retirement meme shirt features a lazy cat in sunglasses holding a “Do Not Disturb – Retired” sign while napping in an armchair with coffee and a remote. Perfect for anyone embracing full-time relaxation, couch life, and naps. A great funny gift for cat lovers and professional nappers enjoying retirement.
Do Not Disturb Retired Cat T-Shirt – Funny Professional Napper in Retirement Meme Card
by Belle69
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Join the movement with this We Do Not Care Club shirt featuring bold pink design and funny rebellious quote Est 2025. Perfect for friends who love humor and attitude, this care club tee adds a playful yet confident vibe to casual outfits and group hangouts everywhere
We Do Not Care Club Shirt Funny Rebellious Quote Est 2025 Trendy Outfit Card
by menamono
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A humorous t-shirt with an anti-smoking message, perfect for those who want to quit & make a statement. Stay strong & don't give in to cigarettes!
Please Do Not Give Me A Cigarette No Matter What I Say Funny Card
by romancenemy
$5.00 $6.00
You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My Granddaughter - Funny Sarcasm Card
by SunFunny
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Being disciplined is difficult, but we all need a reminder that we can do it.
Discipline: Not wanting to do it, but doing it anyway. Card
by Super Nova Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny cat design for shy days: an orange cat hides in a paper bag with only its eyes showing, above "Do not perceive me" in wobbly cut-paper letters. A gift for introverts, cat lovers and anyone who would rather not be looked at today. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: A massive grizzly curls into its den, rendered in rich linocut detail, above a blunt demand: do not perceive me. Rugged, funny, and deeply relatable, this design speaks to anyone who wants to disappear from the world for a while.
Do Not Perceive Me Design – Linocut Hibernating Bear Art Card
by Luminari Creations
$5.00 $6.00