Do This Cards
Description: A bold white text reads "LIFE IS FULL OF RISK" above a green line-art depiction of a semi-truck. Below the truck, white text states "TELLING THIS TRUCKER HOW DO DO THIS JOB MIGHT BE YOU WANT TO SKIPó". The background is black.
Life Is Full Of Risk Telling This Trucker How Do Do This Job Might Be You Want To Skipó Semi-Truck Card
by Geture_Project
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon depiction of a person wearing a hat, glasses, a blue floral patterned short-sleeved button-up garment, and dark shorts. The person holds a chocolate-covered ice cream bar in one hand and a glass with amber liquid in the other. A speech bubble above states "ANYWHOOS LET'S GO DO THIS!".
ANYWHOOS LET'S GO DO THIS! Man with Ice Cream and Drink Card
by jn.anime
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Description: A black background with large white text that reads 'I WEAR THIS SHIRT PERIODICALLY'. Below the text is a colorful representation of the periodic table of elements with various chemical symbols and numbers. The overall presentation is simple and educational.
I Wear This Shirt Periodically Periodic Table Card
by CanvasWizardStudio
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Pink My anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic Card
by Lukjanovart Horror
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Description: Meet Jelly Wobbleton, a cute, translucent blue blob with big, expressive eyes. Jelly loves to stand out by constantly changing shapes and colors, insisting on being weird in the most endearing way possible. With an infectious giggle and unpredictable antics, Jelly brings a playful touch of eccentricity to any scene.
Description: A round orange tabby named Nimri Velto sits proudly inside a hood shaped like a larger tabby face, rosy cheeks glowing and striped tail curled beside tiny feet. Wide eyes shine with playful wonder. "I'm addlepated" they say, smiling blankly. Cozy, bright, and delightfully odd, this little guardian looks ready for gentle mischief.
Description: A pink blob with stubby arms and a mischievous glint in its beady eyes, Finkle Bodgerump is a true scallywag. Wrapped in a dark pink scarf, it bounces through life with reckless glee, leaving a trail of harmless chaos. Finkle loves pilfering shiny trinkets and dramatically declaring itself captain of anything remotely boat-like.
Description: A jubilant goat strikes a dramatic pose atop a haybale, chin high, eyes gleaming with unshakable self-esteem. With a gilded bell and a custom hoodie that reads G.O.A.T.E.D., they bleat “I'M THE BEST!” to no one in particular. This is Cribben Tremblehoof - unbothered, undefeated, undeniably legendary.
Description: A jubilant goat strikes a dramatic pose atop a haybale, chin high, eyes gleaming with unshakable self-esteem. With a gilded bell and a custom hoodie that reads G.O.A.T.E.D., they bleat “I'M THE BEST!” to no one in particular. This is Cribben Tremblehoof - unbothered, undefeated, undeniably legendary.
Description: Meet Lumis Driftveil, a small white blob that seems to glow with a soft, otherworldly light. Adorned with a sparkly purple scarf that shimmers with every movement, Lumis drifts through the air with a gentle, playful grace. Their scarf billows as they explore, always curious and always charming, leaving a trail of soft, glowing dust behind. Though Lumis may be tiny, their presence brings a comforting, magical warmth to those who meet them.
Description: Meet Violette Skydrop, a mischievous, plum-colored blob with delicate purple wings that sparkle like stardust. She’s as cute as she is sassy, often caught zipping around with a cheeky grin and a gleam in her eye. Violette’s known for her tiny “sassacres”—teasing friends with playful pranks and clever retorts.
Description: In a tranquil twilight pasture, a sleek, lavender-grey cat sits with eyes glowing like the moon. Soft tufts of grass sway around it as stars gently fall from the sky, twinkling in the serene night. The cat's gaze follows each star’s descent. Meet Solstice Everwatch, a guardian of twilight dreams
Description: A small, grumpy creature with the body of a turtle, covered in thick, green foliage and vibrant flowers that bloom from its shell. It shuffles slowly, glaring at anything that dares to disturb its peace. Meet Thornbark Mossback, a gruff guardian of the forest, protective of its flowery domain.
Description: A chubby, squishy orange blob with too many eyes and a perpetually annoyed frown wobbles over to you, its little arms flailing as it grumbles: "You park like you snort BREAKFAST CEREAL!" Despite its squishy appearance, its judgment is harsh. Meet Tuffin Nerdale, the blob of blunt truth.
Tuffin Nerdale - You park like you snort breakfast cereal. Card
by Newdlebobs
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Description: A chubby, squishy orange blob with too many eyes and a perpetually annoyed frown wobbles over to you, its little arms flailing as it grumbles: "You park like you snort BREAKFAST CEREAL!" Despite its squishy appearance, its judgment is harsh. Meet Tuffin Nerdale, the blob of blunt truth.
Description: A vibrant red and blue fish, gleaming with happiness, dances through the water with a joyful expression. Its scales shimmer like precious gems, and its fins flutter gracefully. Meet Coraline Luminara, a name that perfectly captures the enchantment and radiance of this delightful aquatic friend.
Description: Corally Driftfin is a cute, little red fish with a carefree spirit. She has no thoughts in her head, only the simple joy of swimming. With vibrant scales that shimmer in the light, Corally glides effortlessly through the water, embodying the essence of pure, uncomplicated existence.
Description: Wrapped in a rumpled hoodie with the hood pulled low, this small mouse creature lounges with a sly grin, eyes half-lidded and plotting its next spectacular flop. A born risk-taker with no follow-through, Tibber Quillskip thrives in chaos, shrugging off consequences with charm and shrugs.
Description: A tall glass stretches toward the stars, its surface reflecting a tranquil cosmic ocean. Inside, galaxies swirl above an endless frozen horizon. At the base, a small cat gazes upward, as if pondering infinity from the edge of existence. This surreal vision belongs to Kairo Hollowmist, the dreamer cat lost between worlds.
Description: This elegant design features a stylized white chess queen adorned with a bold pink crown and delicate blue floral patterns along its body. Outlined in vibrant red with a glossy finish, it blends classic game symbolism with modern, eye-catching colors. Perfect for fans of chess, strategy, and regal aesthetics, it makes a striking statement on apparel, accessories, or décor.
Description: This t-shirt is both hilarious and way too relatable. It shows a guy clearly drowning, but the only thing you can see above water is his hand giving a thumbs-up. And right next to it, it says “I’m Fine!” —which is exactly the kind of thing we all say when everything is definitely not fine. This funny t-shirt is the perfect mix of dark humor and honesty, poking fun at how most of us deal with stress by pretending we’ve totally got it together… even when we’re barely keeping our head above water (or not at all). What makes this tee so funny is that it’s painfully true. We’ve all been there—completely overwhelmed but still trying to act chill, like “No worries, I got this,” while clearly spiraling. This funny t-shirt turns that whole vibe into
I'm Fine Thumbs Up I'm Drowning I'm Overwhelmed I Can't Do This Funny Tshirts Tees Hoodies Hats Posters Pins Buttons Stickers Mugs Card
by Funny Anti Trump
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Jorumi Kelpa is a tiny cream pup with a stormy stare, gripping a broad silver sword as if guarding a biscuit kingdom. Curled ears frame a round face while a looped tail waits behind. Though small in size, the fearless guardian stands ready for any challenge. "Fuck ICE!!" they say like a frosty battle cry from this bold little champion.