Do This Cards
Description: A deadpan figure sits upright in the center of a giant chocolate-frosted donut, eyes flat with cosmic indifference. Surrounded by sugar, they mutter, “Yeah, I’m taken… taken as a joke.” No one laughs. Their name is Clemency Hallowdrop - equal parts cute, strange, and unamused.
Description: Presenting Barnaby Siddlefoot, a sweet, little white mouse with gleaming eyes and a gentle presence. His tiny pink nose twitches as he adjusts his knitted scarf, offering you a knowing look. Barnaby clutches a crumb of cheese, his soft, sincere voice saying, “Cheezus is always with you, friend.”
Description: Viridus Maldroke, a drooling, green, zombie-eyed green vegetable with brittle stems, radiates an unsettling aura. His hollow voice proclaims, "Anti-Life justifies my hate," as he shuffles ominously. Unyielding and unhinged, Viridus serves as a reminder of corrupted vitality turned sour.
Description: A retro style pie chart graphic on a black background. The text at the top reads "HOW TO GET AN ENGINEER'S ATTENTION BREAK SOMETHING". The pie chart shows three segments, with arrows pointing to each. One segment is labeled "SAY \"THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY TO DO THIS\"" and another is labeled "FREE COFFEE".
How To Get An Engineer's Attention Break Something Pie Chart Card
by INSIDE STORE
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon man with a beard, glasses, and a straw hat wears a blue floral short-sleeved button-up and navy shorts. He holds a popsicle in his left hand and a drink with ice in his right. A speech bubble above him reads "ANYWHOOS LET'S GO DO THIS!".
Man with Popsicle and Drink Talking "ANYWHOOS LET'S GO DO THIS!" Card
by EONGJE STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This hilarious airplane design says "this is how I roll" and has an awesome airplane rolling through the skies! Great gift idea for any plane obsessed boys or for the airplane pilot in your life!
This Is How I Roll Airplane Funny Pilot Pun Card
by The Perfect Presents
$5.00 $6.00
Pink My anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic Card
by Lukjanovart Horror
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This text-based design is inspired by the bible verse Philippians 4 13- I can do all this through him who gives me strength! The design is inspired by praising Jesus for his glory and his love for us and his presence with us always. It is a good gift for baptisms or an encouraging gift to your church friends to deepen their faith.
I can do all this through him who gave me strength Card
by Mission Bear
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy, and damn it, I don't care who knows it.
I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy, and damn it, I don't care who knows it. Card
by StarsHollowMercantile
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Elves Made Me Do It fun, cheeky, elf design perfect for the festive holiday season. This funny Christmas design makes a great gift for the cat lovers in your family and friends. Ideal for someone on Santa's naughty list! The purrrrfect cat humor Christmas print. Ideal gift for the cat lover Christmas. Santa Claws is definitely coming to town with this design. Wishing you all a Meowy Christmask, Catmas, Christmas. Look no further for your Santa Cat stocking filler.
Do You Understand The Amount Of Trauma It Took To Be This Funny Card
by Field & Farm Threads
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This Is Not A Drill Design For Construction Workers, Tradesmen, Handymen, And Diy Enthusiasts. Perfect For Anyone Serious About Their Work And Projects.
This Is Not A Drill Construction Tradesman Handyman Builder Card
by SILAS
$5.00 $6.00
“I am not afraid. I was born to do this” - Joan of Arc Card
by LukePauloShirts
$5.00 $6.00
Do You Understand The Amount Of Trauma It Took To Be This Funny Card
by jellymonsterink
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A pie chart graphic with four sections on a black background. The top text reads "How to Get an Engineer's Attention." The sections are labeled "Break Something" with a black icon of radiating lines, "Free Coffee" with a white coffee cup on a saucer, and "Say 'There's got to be a better to do this.'" accompanied by a black silhouette of a person with a speech bubble.
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Do Not Go Gentle Into This Good Night Rage Against The Lying Card
by Fashion Parade
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A chaotic, high-energy design featuring a classic warning-label stick figure running while covered in flames, paired with the text "I Tried It At Home." It is the perfect sarcastic warning tee for science lovers, chaotic DIYers, backyard builders, or anyone whose home projects tend to end in disaster.