Dog Bite Cards
Description: A fearless medieval knight casually walks a terrifying three headed hound while declaring He Doth Not Bite. This hilarious fantasy illustration combines ancient mythology, medieval adventure, and the familiar humor of an overly confident dog owner.
He Doth Not Bite Funny Medieval Knight Dog Humor Card
by daxine lilit studios
$5.00 $6.00
This Dog Has Got a Mean Bite - Junkyard Dog Card
by DarkLordPug
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A tiny puppy sitting in a patch of clover, looking up at a bumblebee, drawn as a single-ink vintage engraving under a two-word warning. Cute enough to cuddle, honest enough to bite.
I Bite Funny Cute Puppy Vintage Sarcastic Dog Card
by Stealing First
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Bite Pet Owner Humor. Funny Dog Lover Statement. Sarcastic Cat Owner Design. Perfect For Feisty Animal Enthusiasts.
I Bite Funny Pet Owner Sarcasm Dog Lover Card
by graffiti_artisan_studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Humorous depiction of a dog intently observing its owner during meal times. The playful text captures the relatable experience of being under the constant gaze of a four-legged friend. Perfect for any dog parent who knows this feeling well.
Dog Watching You Every Bite You Take Funny Pet Card
by Oueld El3azoua
$5.00 $6.00
Queen Of Cute But I Bite Back Sassy Chihuahua Humor Card
by Wallet horn
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring the head of a dog with its tongue out, silhouetted pine trees, and a sunset with horizontal stripes of red, orange, yellow, and beige. Below the canine are three lines of text in bold, yellow capital letters: "EVERY SNACK EVERY MAKE", "YOU BAKE EVERY BITE YOU TAKE", and "I'LL BE WATCHING YOU".
Every Snack Every Make You Bake Every Bite You Take I'll Be Watching You Dog Retro Sunset Card
by Remisova illustrator
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Packed with pure pug-itude! This edgy, humorous design features a classic fawn pug rocking sunglasses with a cool smirk, paired with bold, distressed blue typography that reads "Bite Me!". Perfect for pug owners with a cheeky sense of humor, dog dads, dog moms, and anyone who loves a bit of sarcastic pet personality. Looks awesome on t-shirts, hoodies, tank tops, stickers, phone cases, and mugs!
Bite Me Funny Pug Sunglasses Bad Attitude Dog Dad Mom Card
by Cozy Pug Club
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retro-style composition featuring the upper half of a dog's face on the right side and text on the left. The text reads, "EVERY MEAL YOU BAKE, EVERY SNACK 'OU MAKE, EVERY BITE YOU TAKE, I'LL BE WATCHING YOU." Vertical stripes of cream, teal, and red separate the text from the dog.
Description: Small body, massive attitude. This fierce Chihuahua charges forward beneath the phrase “Bite-Sized Anger,” delivering a bold mix of tiny-dog energy, sarcastic humor, and canine chaos. A fun design for Chihuahua owners, small-dog lovers, pet parents, and anyone who knows the smallest dogs often bring the biggest personality.
Bite-Sized Anger – Funny Angry Chihuahua Dog Card
by Mchichat Dyali
$5.00 $6.00
Cat Humor Every Snack You Make. Every Meal You Bake Card
by Petra and Imata
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Dear dog dad. Thank you for being my dad. If I had a different dog dad, I would bite him on the nuts, chew up his slippers, and go find you T-shirt
Dear dog dad. Thank you for being my dad. If I had a different dog dad, I would bite him on the nuts, chew up his slippers, and go find you T-shirt Card
by RedYolk
$5.00 $6.00
Description: this French bulldog lover gift, is great for French bulldog Moms and French bulldog Dads and for Rescue Fan. Makes a great gift for dog lovers who love French bulldog . Great French bulldog Lover Gift For Anyone. Every Snack You Make Every Meal You Bake Every Bite You Take You Funny gift.
Frenchie or French Bulldog Dog Every Snack you Make Card
by Wakzs33
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A fierce and hilarious chihuahua design featuring a tiny but terrifying pup with oversized attitude, punk-style energy, and bold neon typography. With its sharp expression, spiked collar, and explosive “Bite-Sized Anger” slogan, this artwork is perfect for dog lovers, chihuahua owners, funny pet fans, and anyone who loves chaotic small-dog energy. A great fit for apparel and gifts with a loud, playful, and edgy vibe.
Description: Pure chaotic cute vibes the ultimate sarcastic and funny graphic shirt for shark lovers, meme addicts, and chronic scrollers.
If I Drink Gas Do I Go Vroom Vroom Cute Shark Meme Card
by AnganDwong
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Fun retro cartoon hot dog mascot giving a thumbs up inside a diamond-shaped badge. Features bold vintage typography "BITE INTO FUN - HOT DOG CLUB" with stars, checkered flag and distressed halftone texture. Perfect 70s style cartoon food design for hot dog lovers, fast food fans, food truck lovers and BBQ party enthusiasts. A great funny gift for National Hot Dog Day and cookout lovers.
Bite Into Fun Hot Dog Club Retro Vintage Cartoon Foodie Card
by 🇮 🇳 🇿 🇴 🇦 🇷 🇹
$5.00 $6.00
Therapy Isn't Enough I Need To Bite Someone Dog Card
by kaianana
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Dear dog dad. Thank you for being my dad. If I had a different dog dad, I would bite him on the nuts, chew up his slippers, and go find you T-shirt
Dear dog dad. Thank you for being my dad. If I had a different dog dad, I would bite him on the nuts, chew up his slippers, and go find you T-shirt Card
by RedYolk
$5.00 $6.00
