Dptpid Cards

Description: HDTGM - Chicago tour

Description: Freeze! We've got you surrounded.

Description: Design from HDTGM London Show

Description: Storytime Logo

Description: Exorcise

Description: Ford Raptor R tshirt

Description: It's Remember Time

Description: HDTGM - Live in Belfast

Description: "So come, sing me no songs..."

Description: Artist will donate a portions of proceeds from the sale of this design to the ACLU, up to $500. The ACLU protects the most vulnerable of us through legal action and advocacy.

Description: Share your accomplishment with the world!

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: Made for you and your m... This is for adult sizes

Description: Moonpie & Buttercup Easter Edition

Description: HDTGM merch design from our show in Philly!

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: HDTGM - Washington

Description: Moonpie & Buttercup got tangled up while decorating for the holidays!

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: People be Peoplin'

Description: I talk HORROR too much

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: Indiana, So Many Men!

Description: Never Not Funny Logo

Description: HDTGM - Chevalier Theatre, Boston

Description: Dead Men Tell No Tales!

Description: What else is a Jason to do?

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: HDTGM - New Haven, Connecticut

Description: An homage to the old CBS TV Special intro.

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: It's what we call a "Ben-ism." Something innocuous that just sticks.

Description: Morgan and Dragons - Philadelphia tour design

Description: I Was a Good Girl - HDTGM LIVE in Toronto

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: The Daily Zeitgeist Vintage