Dread Cards
Description: Because sometimes you don’t put out the fire, you bring the gas. Join the elite squad of chaos enablers with this adorable-yet-apocalyptic raccoon tee. Whether you're emotionally unavailable, chronically online, or just here for the meltdown, this shirt says: “I saw the disaster... and made it worse.” Join the elite Dumpster Fire Response Team - Perfect for work, group chats, or standing proudly in front of your life choices with a lit match and no regrets
Dumpster Fire Response Team Funny Sarcastic Raccoon Card
by Nemons
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Internationally renown “Dread at the Control”, the legendary reggae pioneer and revolutionary Michael Campbell, aka Mikey Dread, established his “Dread at the Controls” radio show as the Number 1 radio show in Jamaica, because he was the first to play rough, deep, revolutionary reggae music on Jamaican radio, eventually releasing his own albums. He was also popular with American and British punk bands, influencing their own music. NOTE THAT THE ACTUAL SHIRT SAID "DREAD AT THE CONTROL," with no S.
DREAD AT THE CONTROL - Mikey Dread Accurate Replica Card
by PissAndVinegar
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A classic Front and Back typography design with the word why on the front and why not on the back, in white text. Funny questions make good conversation. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors. NOTE only the Classic t-shirt has a front and back print. The sticker, magnet and pin only has Why? printed on it.
Description: In the book, fire swamps are mentioned as being misnamed; they are swamps containing lush trees standing a giant height, casting shadows on the ground; the swamps also with a large percentage of sulfur and gas bubbles which spontaneously combust. Because of the darkness, fire swamps are also moist. Fire swamps often have holes that shoot jets of flame and pools of sinking sand. They are also home to rodents of unusual size.
Description: Overcoming existential dread by embracing the void. Nihilism beliefs and existential dread consists of feelings of isolation, anxiety, angst, fear, and loneliness. Designs appeal to those into existential psychology, philosophy, comics, art, memes, statements and quotes. Don't fear, panic or distress. Enjoy life!
Description: The Cliffs of Insanity consist of an erect rock face in front of the ocean. Vizzini docks his boat there after kidnapping Buttercup and scales the cliff face with Fezzick's help. Although it takes a big strong giant like Fezzick to scale the cliffs, The Man in Black (a.k.a. Westley) manages to scale it even faster.
Description: Same Shit different Day! Verily, dost thou find thyself in the eternal cycle of life's mundane toils and existential dread? Thus, let us face each morn with the spirit of a noble troubadour, singing a new refrain, even if 'tis but a variation on a theme familiar. cast thine eyes upon this medieval England inspired proclamation: "Tis the sameth shit but thine day be differ'nt." Designed by Nemons this comical take on traditional medieval style illustrations is perfect for History Fans, to wear to your local Renaissance fairs. For fans of Shakesphere and english literature, history professors, english humor, lovers of medieval language and the classics. Wear this illuminated manuscript and show your fun side
Same Shit Medieval Style - funny retro vintage English history Card
by Nemons
$5.00 $6.00
Princess Bride - Visit the Cliffs of Insanity Card
by Barn Shirt USA
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Overcoming existential dread by embracing the void. Nihilism beliefs and existential dread consists of feelings of isolation, anxiety, angst, fear, and loneliness. Designs appeal to those into existential psychology, philosophy, comics, art, memes, statements and quotes. Don't fear, panic or distress. Enjoy life!
