Dread Cards
Description: If you're into aesthetics, nihilism, capitalism, and the neon culture of the 1990s -- then this cool vaporwave music shirt is just for you. Featuring an ancient greek bust design, this funny vaporwave t shirt makes the perfect gift for anyone caught in a digital plaza of memes and existential dread.
Description: Inspired by Horror, gothic romance and misty memories, this elegant silhouette evokes the timeless sorrow of a woman bound to her castle of dread and its secrets. A moody, darkly romantic piece for those drawn to bittersweet beauty and vintage creepy charm. Great for Halloween, or any time. Created by Tina Lavoie.
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Description: For those days when everything goes wrong and panicking is the only option. Perfect for anyone who embraces the chaos with a bit of sarcasm. The honest version of the classic "Keep Calm" quote.
Keep Calm Panic Immediately Funny Anxiety Satire - White - Card
by wamtees
$5.00 $6.00
I'm an Ubermensch, but only when I'm not binge-watching Card
by that simple
$5.00 $6.00
U.S. Department for Preservation of American Dignity Logo (Black) Card
by THRILLHO DESIGNS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Do you suffer from existential angst? Feeling socially unfulfilled and dread the daily treadmill going to work to buy clothes and pay for a car to take you to work and leave your house empty all day? This funny design shows you your place in the universe! Accurate for our location in the universe and your position in life. Brings a sarcastic, wry, ironic smile to anyone who is sick and tired of a repetitive, groundhog day lifestyle and wants a change of circumstances for the better with a positive outlook.
Description: Because every great adventure begins with a miracle (and occasionally, a chocolate coating). This collegiate crest celebrates the chaotic brilliance of Miracle Max and Valerie - the ultimate partnership of sass, science, and snark. Adorned with “Have Fun Storming the Castle,” it’s the perfect wink to fellow fans of The Princess Bride who appreciate the film’s humor, heart, and heroic absurdity.
I Wish I Was Full Of Donuts Instead Of Existential Dread Card
by Screaming Fool
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Copyright of all these designs belongs to the artist (Meghan Wallace or Doodle by Meg LLC) and may not be reproduced by anyone other than the artist for sale or any other commercial use. In accordance with Intellectual Property Policies my designs have been created using my own process and personal references. With that said if you like my style, are interested in commission design work, or interested in licensing my work feel free to email or DM me!
Description: Do you spend your nights replaying a conversation from five years ago? This relatable black cat design captures the "professional overthinker" vibe perfectly. Featuring six panels of a pensive feline in a classic woodcut illustration style, it’s the ultimate tribute to anxiety, introversion, and the existential dread of thinking just a little too much. Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, and anyone who lives in their own head.
Description: Dive into a blend of the retro vibe and existential musings with our 'Someday We'll All Be Dead Embrace The Existential Dread Retro Skeleton Rainbow' design. It playfully juxtaposes the stark image of a skeleton with a vividly colorful rainbow, symbolizing life's fleeting moments. Perfect for those who find humor in the face of life's great certainties, this design adds a dash of whimsy to existential themes. A thoughtful, humorous gift that's sure to spark conversations and smiles this holiday season.
Embrace The Existential Dread Someday We'll All Be Dead Retro Skeleton Meditating Card
by Lunatic Bear
$5.00 $6.00