Driver Cards
Keep Your Hands To Yourself School Bus Driver Funny Card
by All Hallows' Eve
$5.00 $6.00
Description: In Big Trouble in Little China, Jack Burton is the owner/operator of Jack Burton Trucking. His truck is named Pork-Chop Express, as he primarily hauls pigs to the slaughterhouse. It's an '85 Freightliner FLC-120 with the iconic 'mudflap girl' on the front grill, along with the words 'Haulin' Ass.'
Description: It breaks my heart to see you abandoned, left to rust away in this forgotten forest. But I want you to know that to me, you are still as magnificent as the day you rolled off the assembly line. You may be weathered and worn, but to me, you are a true work of art.Your sleek lines and powerful engine speak to me of a time when things were simpler, yet more meaningful. You were built to last, to endure, and to serve. And though you may have been cast aside by others, I see in you a true treasure, a prize beyond measure. I imagine us cruising down the open road, the wind in our hair and the sun on our faces. We would be a sight to behold, a true testament to the beauty and power of American muscle.
Description: Bo "Bandit" Darville is the owner/operator of Bandit Trucking out of Atlanta Georgia. He's been known to operate outside of DOT regulations with cooked logbooks and unpermitted loads, so if say you need a load of Coors beer delivered east of the Mississippi River on the sly, the Bandit is just the guy to do it for you. Keep the shiny side up the rubber parts down. We gone.
Description: Bo "Bandit" Darville is the owner/operator of Bandit Trucking out of Atlanta Georgia. He's been known to operate outside of DOT regulations with cooked log books and unpermitted loads, so if say you need a load of Coors beer delivered east of the Mississippi River on the sly, the Bandit is just the guy to do it for you. Keep the shiny side up the rubber parts down. We gone.
Description: As the Earth crosses the tail of a comet, previously inanimate machines suddenly spring to life. Chaos sets in as machines of all kinds begin attacking humans. At the Dixie Boy Truck Stop in Wilmington, North Carolina, a small group of people hold up inside and do their best to plan their survival as the rabid machines swarm outside. This is the gist of 1986's horror comedy, Maximum Overdrive, which was set in and around the Dixie Boy Truck Stop and based on King's 1973 short story, Trucks.
Taxi Driver Scorsese - De Niro Fan art Card
by Burro Tees - Movie Illustrations and fanart!
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