Dysfunction Cards

Description: Lead the chaos with pride! This funny "I Am The Executive of This Dysfunction" design features a confident trash panda raccoon in a business suit. Great gift for your boss.

Description: Thanksgiving Bringing Out The Best In Family Dysfunction

Description: A cartoon drawing of a green frog wearing a purple wizard robe and hat adorned with yellow stars, holding a star-topped wand. The figure stands above the text "I'M JUST VIBING WITH MY EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION" in white bold letters on a black background.

Description: Thanksgiving Bringing Out The Best In Family Dysfunction

Description: I AM THE EXECUTIVE OF THIS DYSFUNCTION

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Description: Broken Executive Function Junction

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Description: No executives. No function. Just vibes. Same chunky, maximalist bubble lettering as our original design, recolored solid white to pop against dark-colored apparel. Loud shape, quiet palette — still the same unapologetic executive-dysfunction humor underneath. For the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather vibe than function.

Description: POV: you should be productive but your brain said nah and this judgmental Scottish Fold is literally you right now. The fluffy folded-ear cat with the ultimate “done” stare is your spirit animal when motivation ghosted you. i should be productive but my brain said nah, gen z procrastination, and executive dysfunction — three truths that hit when your to-do list is screaming but your brain is on permanent vacation. Whether doomscrolling instead of working or mentally logging off mid-task, this design is the sarcastic comfort you need on a tee when productivity guilt hits. Perfect for Gen Z who’s deep in the high-functioning rot but whose brain keeps saying nah.

Description: This cheeky typography piece plays on the everyday chaos of executive dysfunction and sudden train-of-thought derailments. It is a relatable piece for adults who navigate daily distractions and enjoy poking fun at their own wandering attention spans.

Description: This ADHD Neurodiversity humor design captures the unique thought process for neurodivergent individuals. Show your personality with Ask Me About My Attention Deficit Disorder Or Pie Or My Cat. A Dog. I Have A Bike. Do You Like Tv? I Saw A Rock. Hi. Great for ADHD awareness and mental health humor.

Description: This ADHD Neurodiversity humor design captures the unique thought process for neurodivergent individuals. Show your personality with Ask Me About My Attention Deficit Disorder Or Pie Or My Cat. A Dog. I Have A Bike. Do You Like Tv? I Saw A Rock. Hi. Great for ADHD awareness and mental health humor.

Description: Tidy up your brain one sock at a time with this Organized Thoughts calico cat design. Featuring a sweet kitten in denim shorts trying its best to sort through colorful clutter, it brings gentle humor to everyday overthinking.

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Description: Tariffs Foster Political Dysfunction - Trump 2-Sided

Description: POV: you hyperfixated for 3 hours then completely disappeared and this focused Husky is literally you right now. The intense dog with the “I was locked in but now I’m gone” stare is your spirit animal when motivation hits hard then vanishes. hyperfixated for 3 hours then disappeared, gen z hyperfixation, and adhd burnout — three truths that hit when you’re all-in for one task then ghost everything else. Whether doomscrolling after a deep focus session or mentally logging off mid-project, this design is the sarcastic comfort you need on a tee when your brain decides it’s done. Perfect for Gen Z who’s deep in the high-functioning rot but hyperfixates then disappears

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Description: A gorgeously fussy, old-world scrollwork frame around a very modern confession: "Executive Function? Never met her." Hand-lettered in ornate vintage type, this one's for anyone whose to-do list has never once been finished on time. Relatable, a little unhinged, and unapologetically funny — perfect for the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather laugh about it than cry about it.

Description: Crack the code of executive dysfunction with this cute retro ferret. Perfect for neurodivergent folks, ADHD warriors on a dopamine hunt, and cozy animal lovers.

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Description: Staind Dysfunction Clown

Description: Pardon the lag! Express your mental freeze with this cute pink axolotl loading. Great for neurodivergent folks, ADHD, autism self-advocates, and anyone experiencing brain fog.

Description: No executives. No function. Just vibes. Same chunky, maximalist bubble lettering as our original design, recolored solid black for a clean, high-contrast look on light-colored apparel. Loud shape, quiet palette — still the same unapologetic executive-dysfunction humor underneath. For the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather vibe than function.

Description: Vintage Grunge Alternative Rock Spirit Graphic . This is a 100% hand drawn digitally illustrated design

Description: Vintage Grunge Alternative Rock Spirit Graphic . This is a 100% hand drawn digitally illustrated design

Description: Vintage Grunge Alternative Rock Spirit Graphic . This is a 100% hand drawn digitally illustrated design

Description: Vintage Grunge Alternative Rock Spirit Graphic . This is a 100% hand drawn digitally illustrated design

Description: Vintage Grunge Alternative Rock Spirit Graphic . This is a 100% hand drawn digitally illustrated design

Description: No executives. No function. Just vibes. Loud, chunky, rainbow-outlined bubble letters glowing off a black background — because if the to-do list isn't happening, the aesthetic still can. Same unapologetic executive-dysfunction humor as our ornate line, remixed into a bold, maximalist, psychedelic type treatment. For the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather vibe than function.

Description: Hyperfocused On The Wrong Thing humor for the ADHD community and neurodivergent individuals. A relatable statement about executive dysfunction and distraction.

Description: Embrace the office chaos with this funny "I Am The Executive of This Dysfunction" design featuring a chaotic business goose in a suit. Perfect sarcastic gift for your coworkers.

Description: A hilarious goose dressed as a business executive featuring the sarcastic quote "I Am The Executive of This Dysfunction." Perfect for office workers, coworkers, managers, and anyone who thrives in workplace chaos. A funny gift for goose lovers, corporate employees, bosses, and anyone with a mischievous sense of humor.

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Description: Take charge of your chaotic energy with this hilariously relatable vintage-style design. Featuring a dapper goose dressed to the nines in a tuxedo and shades, this intricate woodcut graphic turns the daily struggle of "Executive Dysfunction" into a fancy, official job title. It is the ultimate edgy statement piece for neurodivergent folks managing ADHD, burnt-out office managers, and anyone who proudly embraces their inner silly goose to navigate a messy world.

Description: A bold and relatable “Still Standing (I Have POTS)” design featuring a playful salt bottle graphic for anyone navigating the ups and downs of POTS and dysautonomia. A funny chronic illness gift for POTS warriors, spoonies, and anyone who knows that simply staying upright can be an accomplishment.