Elder Scrolls Cards
Description: Uriel Septim VII's dating profile. The Emperor of Tamriel is looking for someone special — ideally someone he's seen in his dreams who can help him close shut the jaws of Oblivion. Enjoys prophecy, escaping through the Imperial Sewers, and staying out of politics. A funny Elder Scrolls Oblivion meme for anyone who started their adventure in that prison cell and never forgot the man who believed in them. Perfect gift for Oblivion fans, Elder Scrolls players, and RPG gamers.
Uriel Septim Dating Profile - Elder Scrolls meme (square) Card
by DaedricMemes
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Description: Uriel Septim VII's dating profile. The Emperor of Tamriel is looking for someone special — ideally someone he's seen in his dreams who can help him close shut the jaws of Oblivion. Enjoys prophecy, escaping through the Imperial Sewers, and staying out of politics. A funny Elder Scrolls Oblivion meme for anyone who started their adventure in that prison cell and never forgot the man who believed in them. Perfect gift for Oblivion fans, Elder Scrolls players, and RPG gamers.
Uriel Septim Dating Profile - Elder Scrolls meme (long) Card
by DaedricMemes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: You've got enough questing going on without having to worry about Molag Bal trying to merge his dimension with yours. Still, best be on the lookout for his Dark Anchors. Give them a sound thrashing and let the Harvester of Souls know how we do things in Tamriel. No matter your faction, look ready to fight with this shirt inspired by The Elder Scrolls Online.
Description: With This Character's Death is a copypasta taken from Elder Scroll III: Morrowind. The copypasta reads, "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created," and appears when a player kills an "Essential NPC" in the game. The on-screen card with the message has been used in parodies online when people die in real life.
