Eldritch Cards
Description: Even the great old ones need to chill every now and then. This funny Cthulhu artwork is complete with a cozy bathrobe, fuzzy purple slippers, cold cucumber slices on his tired eyes and a refreshing 100% organic juice. Completely chill and ready to summon his inner peace. This artwork is perfect for like a little bit of self care, mindfulness and cosmic horror humor.
Description: Baking with a sinister twist! This hilarious vintage-style illustration features a sweet retro housewife proudly presenting a baked pie filled with eyeballs and tentacles emitting toxic green smoke, complete with bold typography reading "PURE POISON". Crafted in iconic 1930s rubber-hose cartoon aesthetic, it makes a perfect humorous gift for bakers, horror fans, dark cottagecore enthusiasts, Halloween parties, and retro streetwear lovers.
Pure Poison Funny Baker Halloween Monster Pie Retro 1930s Cartoon Card
by Yaymertch
$5.00 $6.00
Description: An abstract, amorphous eldritch entity born from the digital abyss. This dark surreal design features a swirling mass of shadowy tentacles, chaotic fluid lines, and subtle hints of cosmic energy breaking through the dark webcore atmosphere. Perfect alternative streetwear apparel for cyber-grunge, industrial techwear, and avant-garde goth aesthetics.
Description: Cosmic horror crashes into classic Japanese art as Cthulhu rises among towering ocean waves. Perfect for Lovecraft fans, Japanese-art enthusiasts, horror collectors and anyone who loves unusual mashups of classical artwork and eldritch monsters.
Cthulhu Great Wave – Lovecraftian Japanese Art Card
by Pandaburba Illustrations
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Dive into the abyss with this surreal, dark illustration featuring a massive bleeding central eye enveloped in a melting black ooze, crowned by a halo of multi-eyed horror. Perfect for fans of the weirdcore and dreamcore aesthetic, dark surrealism, and gothic horror, this design brings a hauntingly beautiful, eerie vibe to your style. Add a touch of creepy-cute, alt-fashion, or biblically accurate angel mystery to your sticker collection, hoodies, and bedroom decor.
Description: Embrace the cosmic horror with this I Saw Cthulhu design. Perfect for fans of H.P. Lovecraft, dark humor, and existential dread, this detailed illustration captures the madness of the Great Old One in a bold, eye-catching style.
Cthulhu Existential Dread Funny Lovecraft Horror Quote Design Card
by OddInks Lab
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background features white text defining "Warlock" as a noun. Below the definition are three numbered phrases: "hex master," "eldritch blaster," and "cosmic sugar baby." Additional text reads "See also: short rest aka power nap of the danned." Purple stylized eyes with lightning-bolt-like lashes are positioned in the upper right.
Warlock (noun) Hex Master Eldritch Blaster Cosmic Sugar Baby Eyes Card
by Xsmile Xstd
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A haunting dark fantasy scene depicting a lone reader confronting a colossal ancient tree with twisted roots, multiple glowing eyes, and monstrous tendrils. A gothic castle rises beneath a crimson sky while eerie green illumination surrounds the forbidden tome, creating an atmospheric eldritch horror design.
Description: Fear the Old Blood. A dark gothic hunter design inspired by Bloodborne, filled with crimson moonlight, eldritch horror and the haunting atmosphere of Yharnam. Made for hunters who love gothic action RPGs and cosmic horror.
Bloodborne – Fear the Old Blood Hunter Card
by Pandaburba Illustrations
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A gothic hunter stalks beneath a blood-red moon surrounded by monstrous nightmare imagery. A dramatic Bloodborne-inspired design celebrating Yharnam, the hunt and cosmic horror.
Bloodborne Hunter – Fear the Old Blood Card
by Pandaburba Illustrations
$5.00 $6.00