Existential Quote Cards
Description: Mounted trophy bass plaque illustration paired with a funny existential religious quote about returning to dust
Remember You Are Dust and to Dust You Shall Return Card
by Moon Glamour
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Description: A vintage book cover frame framing a sealed letter with a red wax seal, titled "The Life That Never Happened". Designed for dark academia enthusiasts, book lovers, and thoughtful dreamers. Make a statement with this reflective, antique literary aesthetic design.
The Life That Never Happened Vintage Envelope Book Cover Card
by PopArtyParty
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Description: What A Time To Be Alive. This Grim Reaper design features dark humor and sarcastic irony. Perfect for fans of spooky Halloween themes, gothic aesthetic, and funny death quotes.
What A Time To Be Alive Grim Reaper Sarcastic Humor Death Quote Card
by JaskconLIfe23
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A minimalist vintage typography design featuring the powerful quote “Everything Changed Nothing Did” in an old-style, distressed lettering aesthetic. This retro-inspired text-only artwork captures themes of change, stagnation, irony, and existential reflection, making it perfect for fans of dark humor, aesthetic quote designs, and minimalist streetwear. Clean, bold and timeless this design stands out on t-shirts, hoodies, and stickers with a strong vintage vibe.
Everything Changed Nothing Did Vintage Old English Typography Quote Card
by HarperDesigns
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Description: Lou Andreas-Salomé quote: Human life -- ah! life in general -- is poetry. Unconscious of ourselves, we live it -- day by day and piece by piece -- but in its inviolable wholeness it lives, it composes, us. Far from the old phrase: "turn your life into a work of art"; we are not our art work.
Description: Søren Kierkegaard portrait and quote: There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.
Søren Kierkegaard portrait and quote: There are two ways to be fooled... Card
by artbleed2
$5.00 $6.00
Cute cat with Voltaire quote: Le sens commun n'est pas si commun Card
by artbleed2
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Description: Clever minimal text block layout with the word 'EVERYTHING' crumbling downwards into letters. Perfect modern existential dread slogan wear.
Everything Is Falling Apart Ironic Vertical Typography Card
by Jhucomic
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Description: Relatable Sarcastic Humor design for individuals expressing apathy and stress. Features the funny quote: At This Point If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods I'd Just Go.
At This Point If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods I'd Just Go Sarcastic Humor Apathy Relatable Quote Card
by wookie_mike
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Description: Express your cynical wit with this humorous design featuring a relaxing skeleton and the quote Hang In There It Gets Worse. Perfect for dark humor enthusiasts, pessimists, and those who appreciate gothic sarcasm.
Hang In There It Gets Worse Dark Humor Sarcastic Skeleton Lover Card
by MochiBlock
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Description: What If I'm Not Silly Enough is a humorous design for funny people and quirky animal lovers. Perfect for those who enjoy witty sayings and whimsical humor.
What If I'm Not Silly Enough Funny Goose Humor Quirky Saying Card
by Funny Animal Kings
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Description: At This Point If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods I'd Just Go. This Dark Humor Sarcastic Quote Captures A Relatable Mood Of Apathy And Cynicism. Perfect For Those Who Appreciate Dry Wit And Existential Humor.
At This Point If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods I'd Just Go Dark Humor Sarcastic Apathy Quote Card
by wookie_mike
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Copyright of all these designs belongs to the artist (Meghan Wallace or Doodle by Meg LLC) and may not be reproduced by anyone other than the artist for sale or any other commercial use. In accordance with Intellectual Property Policies my designs have been created using my own process and personal references. With that said if you like my style, are interested in commission design work, or interested in licensing my work feel free to email or DM me!
Description: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." Plain white letters for anyone who is tired, sarcastic and out of better offers. Dark, absurd humor for introverts and worn-out adults. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
At This Point If a Clown Invited Me Into the Woods I'd Just Go - Sarcastic Quote Card
by TeeGloo
$5.00 $6.00
Damned If I Do Damned If I Don't Vintage Japanese Flamingo Card
by Artelaria
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Description: Memento mori skull design. Reminder of life's fleeting nature and mortality. Earthy tones.
Remember You Are Dust And To Dust You Shall Return Skull Card
by Wildstrand Fire
$5.00 $6.00