Existential Quote Cards
Description: The “Undiagnosed But Something Ain’t Right” design captures the perfect mix of sarcasm, humor, and relatability. Ideal for anyone who laughs through life’s struggles, this witty quote design is great for t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Perfect for fans of dark humor, internet memes, and self-aware comedy, it also makes a funny gift for friends who enjoy quirky, offbeat designs.
Undiagnosed But Something Ain’t Right – Funny Relatable Quote Design Card
by Schmeler Hammes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This funny t-shirt is the perfect gift to a anxious friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves memes and sarcastic quotes. Featuring the phrase Relax It's Just a Panic Attack with a anxious and cute pufferfish. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.
Existential Dread is a Free Action Funny Tabletop RPG Quote Card
by Pixel Coated
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A melting retro smiley beams through emotional chaos, proving that yes—you are technically coping. Perfect for anxious souls, pastel chaos lovers, and anyone barely holding it together with a vintage vibe.
Coping? Technically Yes – Melting Smiley Retro Mood Card
by Jess.a.creates
$5.00 $6.00
Cute bear with Voltaire quote: Le sens commun n'est pas si commun Card
by artbleed2
$5.00 $6.00
Cute axolotl with Voltaire quote : Le sens commun n'est pas si commun Card
by artbleed2
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Description: This funny t-shirt is the perfect gift to a anxious friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves unicorns, rainbows and sarcastic quotes. Featuring the phrase Existential Crisis Club with a ironic and cute unicorn. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.
Description: Embrace the drama of the hive with this hilarious Shakespeare-inspired bee design! Our “To Bee or Not To Bee” artwork features a melancholy bee wearing an Elizabethan ruff, gazing thoughtfully at a tiny skull — a witty twist on Hamlet’s iconic moment. Perfect for literature lovers, English teachers, pun enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys dark humor with a vintage aesthetic. The distressed gold-on-black style gives it a classic gothic edge, making it ideal for t-shirts, hoodies, tote bags, and more. Whether you’re a fan of Shakespeare, wordplay, or just bee-ing dramatic, this design is pure buzz-worthy art.
To Bee or Not To Bee – Shakespearean Bee with Skull Vintage Design Card
by Raw Creative Prints
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This I Do Not Think, Therefore I Do Not Am design turns classic philosophy on its head with a twist of absurdist humor. Perfect for fans of surreal jokes, existential laughs, and wearing ironic nonsense that gets double-takes and smirks.
I Do Not Think, Therefore I Do Not Am – Absurdist Humor Philosophy Card
by NomiCrafts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For those days when everything goes wrong and panicking is the only option. Perfect for anyone who embraces the chaos with a bit of sarcasm. The honest version of the classic "Keep Calm" quote.
Keep Calm Panic Immediately Funny Anxiety Satire - White - Card
by wamtees
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design features the stark phrase “Choose Strife” in bold, high-contrast typography. With a rebellious, anti-motivational tone, it flips traditional positivity on its head. Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, edgy quotes, and minimalist text-based art with an unapologetically bold attitude.
Orca with Dmitry Pisarev quote: What can be broken should be broken Card
by artbleed2
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Description: Perfect design for those who love a bit of irony and aren't afraid to poke fun at life's challenges.
Life Is Soup I Am Fork Sarcastic Existential Joke Card
by Anticorporati
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Description: Shakespeare's Hamlet gag parody, "To be or not To be". Quote slay, cynical pun - to contemplate or not to contemplate. Funny and sarcastic oxymoron, perfect gift for the undeceive. Non-motivational and non-inspirational, definitely not logical, existential question. Poetry at it's best.
Shakespeare's Hamlet gag parody, To be or not To be Card
by Made by Popular Demand
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Albert Camus quote: "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners."
Albert Camus quote: It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. Card
by artbleed2
$5.00 $6.00
Raison D'etre French Phrase Philosophy Life Purpose Meaning Card
by Snarky Script
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Description: Sartre portrait and quote: Chaque parole a des retentissements. Chaque silence aussi.
Sartre portrait and quote: Chaque parole a des retentissements. Chaque silence aussi. Card
by artbleed2
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