Existentialism Cards

Description: Susan Sontag was a writer, philosopher, and political activist. "Love words, agonize over sentences. And pay attention to the world."

Description: It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse

Description: Raison D'etre French Phrase Philosophy Life Purpose Meaning

Description: Be Kind To Animals Or I'll Kill You / Awesome Animal Rights Typography Apparel

Description: Monochrome trio portrait selfie with Nietzsche selfie with Schopenhauer and Kierkegaard; high-contrast design for apparel appealing to philosophers fans and vintage art lovers.

Description: Perfect design for deep thinkers who find humor in life's ironies and contradictions.

Description: Do Not Resuscitate † Nihilist Humor Design

Description: God Has Abandoned Us / Nihilist Meme Design

Description: Selected from birth and officially adopted by a television studio following an unwanted pregnancy, Truman Burbank is the unsuspecting star of The Truman Show, a reality television program filmed 24/7 through thousands of hidden cameras and broadcast worldwide. Christof, the show's creator and executive producer, seeks to capture Truman's authentic emotions and give audiences a relatable everyman. Truman's hometown, Seahaven Island, is a set inside an enormous dome visible from space, populated by crew members and actors who advertise products both to Truman and the audience to generate revenue for the show.

Description: “The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself.” Albert Camus

Description: Perfect for those who embrace dark humor and relatable sarcasm.

Description: René Descartes was a French philosopher, scientist, and mathematician, widely considered a seminal figure in the emergence of modern philosophy and science.

Description: Keepin' It Existential Since 1913

Description: Dive into delightful absurdity with our “I Do Not Think Therefore I Do Not Am” raccoon tee! This playful design features a wide-eyed raccoon gazing into a tabletop mirror, questioning its very existence in style. Printed in crisp white ink on a classic black tee, the vintage woodcut–inspired illustration and witty philosophical twist make it a must-have for meme lovers, animal aficionados, and anyone with a taste for tongue-in-cheek humor. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s perfect for casual days, layering under jackets, or gifting to that friend who appreciates a good laugh (and a raccoon!).

Description: Sartre portrait and quote: Chaque parole a des retentissements. Chaque silence aussi.

Description: Samuel Beckett

Description: Get your German philosopher, cultural critic, composer, poet, philologist, and a Latin and Greek scholar swag on with this tribute design to the smartest German this side of Heidi Klum

Description: an optimist with real world experience.

Description: Here's the dark version of the Existential Dread design

Description: And still get let down.

Description: I Feel Like My Life Is Flashing By ∆ Nihilist Anteater Design

Description: Anxiety Is The Dizziness Of Freedom // Kierkegaard

Description: Nothing is real, digital art for woke and observant intellectuals.

Description: Albert Camus? Ja Bitte!

Description: The Emptiness Inside Is Mine & Mine Alone

Description: Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable. // Albert Camus Typographic Quote

Description: Do No Harm ∆ Nihilist Anteater Design

Description: Meme

Description: Born To Die / Existentialist Meme Design

Description: Nihilist in the streets existentialist in the sheets

Description: Line from the Barbie movie

Description: Poet Philosopher & Failure

Description: “If you are lonely when you're alone, you are in bad company.” -Jean-Paul Sartre

Description: For the pug lover with a penchant for philosophy, this tee nails the perfect blend of wit and cuteness. Our “I Do Not Think, Therefore I Do Not Am” design stars an adorably nonplussed pug staring into a tabletop mirror—only to be met with its own wide-eyed reflection. Rendered in detailed, vintage-engraving style white ink on a soft black shirt, it’s a playful riff on Descartes’ famous maxim that’s sure to spark smiles (and chuckles) wherever you wear it. Crafted from premium ring-spun cotton, this tee feels as great as it looks and makes an irresistibly quirky gift for dog parents, philosophy buffs, or anyone who appreciates a good pun.

Description: Wasting My Potential ∆ Nihilist Anteater Design

Description: Perfect for art lovers, philosophy enthusiasts, and anyone drawn to existential musings.