Expensive Cards
I asked Santa for something expensive. Santa sent me. Matching Christmas Couple Card
by Brooklin
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This humorous design features an outdoor adventure scene. Perfect for hikers, mountain lovers, and outdoor enthusiasts who appreciate a funny quote. Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive, Or Blonde.
Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive, Or Blonde Hiker Mountain Outdoor Funny Card
by It's Over
$5.00 $6.00
I asked Santa for something expensive. Santa sent me. Matching Christmas Couple Card
by Brooklin
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive, Or Blonde" is a perfect statement for any Bronco Off Road driver. This design celebrates outdoor adventure, 4x4 vehicles, and sarcastic humor, making it ideal for off road enthusiasts and wilderness adventurers.
Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive, Or Blonde Bronco Off Road Adventure Card
by JaskconLIfe23
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A witty pet owner humor design featuring a smart Corgi wearing glasses working at a desk surrounded by paperwork.
My Dog And I Are Expensive Difficult To Train Opinionated Corgi Tee Card
by Art.Blade
$5.00 $6.00
Born Free But Now I'm Expensive Fourth of July Women Humor Card
by SunFunny
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A holiday or special occasion present for anniversaries, Christmas, Halloween, Father's Day, Mother's Day, and birthdays.
THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE BUT SAYING DELULU IS THE SOLULU IS FREE Card
by trust radly
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny patriotic western artwork featuring a stylish cowgirl with vintage Americana vibes and a playful freedom quote. Perfect for Independence Day celebrations, rodeo lovers, country girls, western fashion fans, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic patriotic humor with cowboy flair.
Born Free But Now Im Expensive Funny Cowgirl Patriotic Western Humor Card
by Scariest Night
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Escape stress and reconnect with nature through camping, mountain views, and outdoor adventures. This humorous camping quote celebrates the healing power of the wilderness. Makes a great gift for campers, hikers, backpackers, and outdoor enthusiasts.
Camping, Because Therapy Is Expensive | Funny Camping Quote, Outdoor Adventure Humor Card
by Quiet Storm
$5.00 $6.00
Fun Fall Raccoon Fall Mom, Fall Is Expensive And I'm Weak Card
by Christ L
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Share a meaningful reminder to protect your peace with this inspirational quote design featuring a clean and uplifting aesthetic. Perfect for mindfulness enthusiasts, self-care advocates, and anyone embracing healthy boundaries and personal growth. Great for everyday wear, wellness events, or as a thoughtful gift that inspires a balanced lifestyle.
If It Costs My Peace It's Too Expensive Inspirational Quote Design Card
by FluxStreet
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold, black background features white text arranged in three lines. The top line reads "HUNTING" in large, distressed capital letters. Below this, the phrase "THE MOST EXPENSIVE WAY" is displayed in smaller, distressed capital letters. The final line states "TO GET FREE MEAT," also in distressed capital letters. The overall aesthetic is stark and text-focused.
Hunting The Most Expensive Way To Get Free Meat, Statement Text Card
by kuzza.co
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe with this fun and playful design! Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and want to share a smile wherever they go.
I Don't Have An Expensive Girlfriend She Just Has Excellent Taste Card
by feeedbackartisan
$5.00 $6.00
This Shirt Cost 50,000 Dollar Money Humor Expensive Statement Adult Humor Card
by adil shop
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show off your nursing pride with this hilarious 'First Of All, I'm Medically Expensive' design featuring a stylish frog lounging with an iced coffee. Perfect for registered nurses, nursing students, and healthcare professionals with a sassy sense of humor. This vintage aesthetic illustration combines cottagecore vibes with medical professional sarcasm, making it an ideal gift for nurses' week, graduation, or a treat for your favorite RN, LPN, or CNA. Stand out at the hospital or clinic with this cute, unique design.
Funny Nurse Frog First Of All I'm Medically Expensive Retro Aesthetic Card
by Fire at the Furthes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Technically, retail therapy counts. This shirt is cheaper than a copay and way more stylish than crying in your car. A relatable tee for anyone who's just out here doing their best.
Therapy Is Expensive This Shirt Is Cheaper Funny Mental Health Tee Card
by Raw Static
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Share a meaningful reminder to protect your peace with this inspirational quote design featuring a clean and uplifting aesthetic. Perfect for mindfulness enthusiasts, self-care advocates, and anyone embracing healthy boundaries and personal growth. Great for everyday wear, wellness events, or as a thoughtful gift that inspires a balanced lifestyle.
If It Costs My Peace It's Too Expensive Inspirational Quote Design Card
by FluxStreet
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Completing a standard shift without needing any high-level specialized training is a daily achievement. Investing a fortune in an obscure academic background rarely helps when a basic office printer jams or a spreadsheet crashes. Office workers dealing with routine administrative software quickly realize their advanced credentials don't cover basic technical troubleshooting. Students grinding through intensive courses face the same ironic gap between theory and reality every single day. You can navigate another twenty-four hours relying entirely on raw instinct rather than expensive textbooks. Clocking out with your decorative diploma hanging safely on the wall proves that actual survival requires zero advanced calculus.
I survived another day without using my expensive degree in chaos Card
by englishlearning
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A perfect gift or holiday present for your dad, mom, uncle, aunt, stepdad or stepmom. Great for birthday, christmas, thanksgiving, halloween, graduation, anniversary or back to school gift for your husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend, coworker or boss.
EVERYTHING I LIKE IS EITHER IMMORAL ILLEGAL FATTENING ADDICTIVE OR EXPENSIVE Card
by Hwit Cat Mghribi
$5.00 $6.00
This Shirt Cost 50,000 Dollar Money Humor Expensive Statement Adult Humor Card
by adil shop
$5.00 $6.00
My Dog I are Expensive Difficult to Train Opinionated Funny Card
by Lonmeno Illustration
$5.00 $6.00
My Dog I are Expensive Difficult to Train Opinionated Funny Card
by Lonmeno Illustration
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Being Gay is Expensive and Exhausting, have truer words ever been spoken? Be sure to check out all the color options. Wear one with a tux at the next fabulous event! You will always find a fun shirt here! For you, for a gift, t-shirts, and more with a gay sensibility for the LGBTQ+ community and beyond. Quirky, naughty, minimalist, maximalist, retro, and modern--a little bit of everything. Loud and Proud? Proud and Understated? Yes! Click through and you’ll realize there is really something here for everyone. Daddy DD thanks you for all your support when buying these best-selling designs. Please come back regularly because there will be something new and different here.
I Have To Be Successful Because I Like Expensive Shit. Card
by ilvms_print
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I Have To Be Successful Because I Like Expensive Shit. Card
by Moonlight Voyage Art
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I Have To Be Successful Because I Like Expensive Shit. Card
by ilvms_print
$5.00 $6.00
I Have To Be Successful Because I Like Expensive Shit. Card
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate the ultimate four-legged mood booster with this relatable "Because Therapy Is Expensive" dog lover design! Featuring a warm cream-toned stencil portrait of a happy Golden Retriever / Labrador inside a clean minimalist frame above classic serif typography, this graphic captures the unconditional comfort only a loyal pup can bring. A witty and heartwarming statement piece tailored for proud dog moms, retriever dads, pet owners, and introverts who prefer canine company. Makes a wonderful gift idea for birthdays, holidays, adoption anniversaries, or casual everyday dog-walking outfits.
Because Therapy Is Expensive Funny Golden Retriever Dog Art Card
by uunn
$5.00 $6.00
My Dog I are Expensive Difficult to Train Opinionated Funny Card
by Lonmeno Illustration
$5.00 $6.00
I have to be successful because I like expensive things Card
by Corazzon
$5.00 $6.00
