Extraction Cards
Description: A playful crayon-style gaming emblem inspired by Escape from Duckov, featuring a determined duck soldier geared up for survival in a dangerous battlefield filled with military equipment, ruined structures, and tactical details. The distressed lettering and colorful hand-drawn treatment mix military-survival aesthetics with absurd duck-themed humor.
Description: Facing an avalanche of pending assignments, unread correspondence, and impossible deadlines transforms a standard office cubicle into a hostile tactical environment. Standard time management strategies cannot salvage the situation; the only viable remedy is calling in an emergency aerial rescue operation. You imagine a heavily armored chopper hovering outside the window, dropping a rope ladder, and whisking you away from the catastrophic spreadsheet disaster. The comedy escalates ordinary workplace stress into a desperate action movie scene. It celebrates the exaggeration of treating a demanding administrative backlog as an impossible survival scenario that warrants a multimillion-dollar evacuation just to avoid completing the paperwork.
A helicopter extraction is the only logical solution to my current weekly workload Card
by englishlearning
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Protocol activated. Extraction in progress. SOCIAL EVENTS has been struck from the operational record. The fox is already moving. Tactical gear confirmed. Exit trajectory confirmed. The dashed border indicates successful phase transition into non-presence — a technical term for having left before anyone noticed you arrived. The operation leaves no trace. No RSVP will be submitted. No follow-up will be required. Extraction in progress. ETA: already done.
Ghost Protocol Social Events Extraction In Progress — Kawaii Fox Patch Dark Humor Card
by Wrong Century
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retro-inspired woodcut engraving design featuring a classic Italian moka pot with steam and coffee beans, paired with the bold slogan 'Slow Extraction, Ritual Over Routine'. Perfect for coffee enthusiasts who appreciate vintage aesthetics and mindful mornings.
Slow Extraction Vintage Moka Pot Woodcut Coffee T-Shirt Design Card
by Kidenia
$5.00 $6.00
Believer - Extraction from Mortality Two-sided Card
by Bloodyheadferry
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Savor the craft from bean to cup with this surreal botanical espresso design! Features an espresso portafilter blooming with a lush green coffee plant, white blossoms, and ripe red cherries, pouring fresh crema into an espresso cup. A thoughtful gift for baristas, specialty cafe owners, home brewers, and coffee aficionados.
Botanical Coffee Tree Portafilter Espresso Barista Cafe Art Card
by uunn
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny dental professional design featuring extraction tools and a tooth icon. Great for anyone working in a dental clinic or studying dentistry.
Funny Dentist Dental Extraction Pliers Graphic Card
by MonsterVerse Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design proudly declares: CEO Cork Extraction Officer. A humorous statement for every wine lover, oenophile, and beverage enthusiast.
CEO Cork Extraction Officer Wine Lover Humorous Executive Card
by Dog&Cat ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show your support for the asteroid miner brotherhood with this industrial space design. Designed for fans of interstellar mining and sci-fi aesthetic, this asteroid miner brotherhood graphic captures the gritty reality of life in the cosmos. Embrace the spirit of the space labor movement.
Description: Case Closed: Billionaires Own You. Full Stop.(Dark Version) Say it plainly and end it with a period. This Puff Sumo typographic design stacks massive black grotesque letters into a solid block and closes with a hard full stop: the only dangerous minority are the billionaires. No decoration, no hedging, no second guessing. It flips the old divide and conquer script back onto the people who profit from it, and follows the money from wealth extraction and tax dodging to the affordability crisis at your door. Billionaires own you, and the period makes it a verdict. Loud enough for a billboard, clean enough for daily wear. Case closed. Heavy type, zero mercy, one very clear target. Original design by Puff Sumo.
Case Closed: Billionaires Own You. Full Stop.(Dark Version) Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Case Closed: Billionaires Own You. Full Stop. Say it plainly and end it with a period. This Puff Sumo typographic design stacks massive black grotesque letters into a solid block and closes with a hard full stop: the only dangerous minority are the billionaires. No decoration, no hedging, no second guessing. It flips the old divide and conquer script back onto the people who profit from it, and follows the money from wealth extraction and tax dodging to the affordability crisis at your door. Billionaires own you, and the period makes it a verdict. Loud enough for a billboard, clean enough for daily wear. Case closed. Heavy type, zero mercy, one very clear target. Original design by Puff Sumo.
Description: The ultimate setup for a perfect morning brew! This detailed flat-design illustration showcases a classic home espresso machine, complete with a top hopper filled with coffee beans, control buttons, a pressure gauge, a portafilter actively pouring fresh espresso into a ceramic cup, and a wooden tamper hanging on the side. With its clean aesthetic and warm, moody tones on a black background, this graphic is a must-have for home baristas, specialty coffee geeks, espresso lovers, and cafe regulars. An excellent gift choice to show off your passion for the art of coffee extraction!