Fail Cards

Description: Oh no! Oh, no, no, no, no, no

Description: Translation Of The Day With Professor Loco (Cheers = Queso)

Description: If you struggle with gardening and lack a green thumb, we already know it's only a matter of days until your plants become something else! Perfect for plant killers and anyone who turns gardening fails into creative wins.

Description: A bold and minimalist text-based design declaring "As you can see The ASSASSINS FAILED." Perfect for fans of historical intrigue, dark humor, and cryptic statement tees.

Description: A Typographic turn of phrase for your wearing pleasure.

Description: We might as well be called the Nat 1's because that's what we roll

Description: You are never alone, because if you fall, your buddy, Floor, will always be there. Show your friends how supportive you can be with this new design. Gravity is a harsh mistress, but you don’t have to be in this new offering from SnarkSharks.

Description: Jira tickets - scrum master, office humor

Description: Hey. We all fail. It's okay - be like the majestic opossum; fake your death and reboot. All our designs are drawn and colored by Mike Michalski and/or Nicole Daniels using pencil, marker, or digital mediums (procreate, photoshop) unless otherwise noted. We do not use AI generated art forms. 50% of the proceeds from all our merch goes to the artist and the other 50% goes to Trashgoblins, Inc Art Programs.

Description: Dear Autocorrect It's Never Duck Texting Mishap Joke

Description: Based on the classic Twitter 'Fail Whale' and vintage beer label design, this nautically themed shirt was illustrated entirely by hand using scratchboard.

Description: Rolling a one isn't fun.

Description: Fail.

Description: Game Over Man Game Over

Description: Contractor Hourly Rate Standard If You Watch Help Tell Me How To Do Job

Description: Rolling a one is never good.

Description: Introducing our latest design, the No Karate Today Funny Sad Stickman Karate shirt. This hilarious graphic tee showcases a stickman character feeling defeated in his karate practice, perfect for anyone who needs a break from their usual routine. With a unique concept and simple yet eye-catching design, this tee is sure to make a statement wherever you go.

Description: Critical FAIL!

Description: Laugh off the unexpected moments of cycling with this "Accident While Riding a Bicycle" design! Featuring a comedic take on bike mishaps, this design captures the funny side of the occasional cycling accident. Perfect for cyclists, bike enthusiasts, or anyone who’s ever had a mishap on two wheels, this design brings humor to the bike life. Whether you’re a pro cyclist, a weekend bike rider, or just love funny cycling designs, this artwork adds a lighthearted touch to your ride. Ideal for those who enjoy a good bike adventure or anyone who’s experienced a bike fail—this design turns every cycling mishap into a laugh!

Description: Grab your dice, summon your courage, and dive into the chaos of Dungeons & Dragons! Whether you're slaying monsters, casting spells, or just hoping to survive your last roll, this design celebrates the wild ride of DnD adventures, where anything can happen—and probably will. Ready to roll for fun?

Description: A fluffy llama tries (and hilariously fails) to find inner peace, screaming out cosmic frustration mid-meditation. Perfect for anyone who’s ever tried to stay calm… and completely lost it instead.

Description: A D20 dice with a result of 1 and the phrase “Normalize Critical Thinking”. This design mixes nerd culture, activism and dark humor in a stylized retro look. Made for GMs, RPG players and anyone who wants to roll wisdom in real life.

Description: Every time...

Description: Shift the blame for your terrible luck with this "It wasn't me it was the dice" typography graphic. A frightened knight runs away from a massive red d20 that just dropped a natural one. This explosive tabletop RPG design is a fantastic joke for your entire adventuring party.