Failure Cards
do not ask me for life advice. you will end up with a new dog. Card
by R4WU
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Description: Centered on movie art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore space movie diehards and movie-quote lovers. A tense tribute to the most famous rescue in space history. Built for fans of bold mission-era style and edge-of-seat drama. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee for film and TV lovers and pop-culture fans. Retro apparel and vintage pop-culture merch for true fans.
Description: They are smarter and far more courageous than we are. While we settle for smoke and mirrors, the algae are calling out the emperor's new clothes—and actually doing something about it. It’s time we do too.
The Algae Are Smarter Than Us - Funny Reflecting Pool Satire Card
by Kyradem
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do not ask me for life advice. you will end up with a new dog. Card
by R4WU
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Do Not Ask Me for Life Advice You Will End Up with A New Dog Card
by Astral Anatomy
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Description: Lee Priest flexing his big arms in a black and white classic picture. You can see his veins popping out. "Don't be afraid to fail. Failure is just a stepping stone to success." This quote is important because it reminds us that failure is not the end of the world. In fact, it can be a valuable learning experience that helps us grow and improve. If we are afraid to fail, we will never reach our full potential.
"Don't be afraid to fail. Failure is just a stepping stone to success." - Lee Priest Card
by St01k@
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Description: Celebrate the bare minimum with this Comic Star An Effort Was Made design. Featuring a bold nostalgic star in a classic halftone Pop Art style, this artwork is perfect for anyone who values participation trophy humor and ironic achievement. Whether you're celebrating a minor win or just leaning into your mediocre star energy, this design brings a touch of cynical positivity to your daily routine. A thoughtful choice for coworkers, students, or anyone who appreciates a witty, half-hearted effort. Available on high-quality T-shirts, colorful stickers, mugs, and more. Explore our shop for more nostalgic comic and satirical lifestyle apparel!
Comic Star An Effort Was Made Participation Award Art Card
by Mood n Mirth
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Description: Mike Ditka quote design featuring the phrase Success Isn't Permanent Failure Isn't Fatal with stylized sunglasses and mustache art.
Mike Ditka Success Isn't Permanent Failure Isn't Fatal Card
by paynefart
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Description: "Do not let failure end as just a failure. Take full responsibility for the choices you've made." Embrace ownership over every outcome and transform setbacks into stepping stones. Reflect deeply on the path you have chosen to forge real growth. Makes a great gift for determined thinkers and resilient souls.
Taking Full Responsibility - Failure & Personal Growth Quote Card
by Quiet Storm
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every billionaire is a policy failure Card
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
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Description: Mamba Mentality vintage design featuring bold typography and inspirational message.
Mamba Mentality: Succeed Without Fear Of Failure Vintage Card
by DoodlesJumar
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Funny Duck With Knife Failure Meme Pop Art Card
by airbrushlovee
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Description: Funny science and statistics joke featuring "If at first you don't succeed try two or more times so that your failure is statistically significant" with colorful chemistry lab beakers and battery electrolysis equipment! A perfect nerd gift for scientists, chemistry teachers, data analysts, researchers, and STEM students.
Statistically Significant Failure Funny Science Chemistry Joke Card
by Memory Reboot
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Description: An analog transmission caught somewhere between Boston post-punk, overloaded amplifiers and a damaged reel of tape. Geometric signals fracture into botanical circuitry in this distressed early-80s inspired Mission of Burma design, built around the beautiful collision of precision, feedback and noise.
Mission of Burma — Signal Failure Research Unit Card
by FORMWILD
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