False Cards
Description: For the DBAs and backend engineers who just want to code in peace. This clever SQL query design reads: SELECT excuse FROM meetings WHERE necessary = false;. With its syntax-highlighted colors (blue, magenta, green, and red), it perfectly mimics a real database command—but delivers the ultimate funny punchline for anyone who hates unnecessary meetings. The perfect witty gift for database admins, software engineers, and IT professionals.
SELECT Excuse FROM Meetings WHERE Necessary False SQL Humor Card
by awjunaid
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A minimalist, code-based layout displaying JavaScript snippets related to productivity and caffeine. Text includes code for task completion, caffeine levels, and focus. It prints messages like "Time for another cup of coffee!", "System error. Rebooting brain with caffeine.", and "Keep calm and pretend to be busy."
Description: This satire t-shirt is a humorous take on the Building 7 conspiracy theory, featuring the bold statement "Ask me about building seven." With tags like "government cover-up" and "controlled demolition," this shirt promotes skepticism and critical thinking while poking fun at hidden truths and alternative facts.
Everything They Tell You Is A Lie Rabbit Out of Hole Card
by DesignFunk
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Nikos Kazantzakis quote: We are not simple people who believe in happiness; nor weaklings who crumple to the ground in distress at the first reverse; nor skeptics observing the bloody effort of marching humanity from the lofty heights of a mocking, sterile wit. Believing in the fight, though we entertain no illusions about it, we are armed against every disappointment.
Description: George Bernard Shaw portrait and quote: Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
George Bernard Shaw portrait and quote: Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. Card
by artbleed2
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "Raise awareness of The Power Elite by wearing this shirt and protesting the Illuminati's agenda for the New World Order!" - ThePowerElite.com
Anarchy Shirt Anarchist Fashion Gift For Activists Anti Politics Capitalism Political Revolution Activism Satire Funny Humor Card
by ThePowerElite
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold poster-style composition with a pale, emaciated undead figure draped in black fabric against a vibrant red backdrop. The top features the words "CONSUME" in large, red, sans-serif letters on a light blue band, with "SLEEP" and "NOVEMBER 2023" below. A black band at the bottom contains the phrase "OBEY THE INTERNET OF FALSE IDOLS".
Consume Sleep November 2023 Obey the Internet of False Idols Undead Figure Card
by didit artwork pangestu
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A glossy eyeball with a green iris floats beneath a glowing halo, outlined with bold neon-style edges. The phrase “I’m Real” is integrated into the composition, contrasting the artificial appearance of the object. The design combines religious visual cues with surreal elements to create a distorted sense of identity.
Description: A collage of characters from a popular television show. The top features two men with quote bubbles containing "IS IT ME OR DOES IT SMELLS LIKE UPDOG?", "I AM DEAD INSIDE", and "FALSE". The bottom features a woman with quote bubbles containing "I AM BEYONCE, ALWAYS.", "CALL ME. AS ASAP AS: AS POSSIBLY.", and "THST'S WHAT SAID". Various office supply icons are scattered around the panel.
Description: Guy de Maupassant quote: Everything is false, everything is possible, everything is doubtful.
Guy de Maupassant quote: Everything is false, everything is possible, everything is doubtful. Card
by artbleed2
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design is available on many different products including stickers, shirts, mugs, and phone cases, see below! To buy this design, choose your product, click add to cart and checkout. Happy shopping!
CS Lewis quote, Christianity if false, is of no importance Card
by Christian Word Art
$5.00 $6.00
