Feature Cards

Description: In love with dumbphones/feature phone/basic phone again

Description: Midnight Creature Feature Drive In Theatre Double Feature Tonight

Description: Sir Graves Ghastly

Description: It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature

Description: Kingdom of the Spiders Vintage Horror Graphic

Description: "See the 8th wonder of the world battle the king of the monsters in this brand new motion picture. Guaranteed to be the cinematic hit sensation of 1976!" - Vance Capley's brand new piece WAR OF THE KINGS!

Description: Octaman Vintage Cult Horror Movie Poster Graphic

Description: Enjoy a late-night scare with this vibrant "Midnight Creature Feature" design starring a skeleton and ghost at the drive-in. Perfect for anyone who loves spooky season all year long!

Description: Flesh Feast Triple Feature Drive-in Ad

Description: The Fog/Phantasm Double Feature 1980 Ad

Description: A fun horror movie and chill design that every scary movie night lover, horror binge watcher, and stay in with a scary film fan will get straight away — because the only chill that matters involves something terrifying on screen. Perfect for any horror movie date night fan, couch horror watcher, or scary movie obsessed friend who considers horror movie and chill the ideal Friday night plan.

Description: A relatable I just really like pizza and horror movies design that every couch horror fan, pizza night scary movie watcher, and ghost story lover with simple but perfect taste will completely own — because pizza and horror movies is not a phase, it is a lifestyle. Perfect for any horror movie night snacker, stay in scary film lover, or pizza obsessed horror fan who needs no other plans as long as there is a slice in one hand and a remote in the other.

Description: A fun let's watch scary movies design that every horror movie night host, popcorn and scary film lover, and film reel fanatic who always has a watch list ready to go will want to wear every single movie night — because the invitation is always open. Perfect for any scary movie marathon planner, horror binge night lover, or Halloween fan who considers let's watch scary movies the best thing anyone can say on a Friday night.

Description: A classic what's your favorite scary movie design that every horror movie obsessive, scary film trivia lover, and slasher fan who has an answer ready before the question finishes will absolutely own — because this is the only icebreaker that matters. Perfect for any horror movie night host, scary film buff, or Halloween obsessed friend who starts every conversation by asking the one question that tells you everything about a person.

Description: Madd Frank Presents

Description: My own comic art style poster for a classic creature feature

Description: A fierce the final girl fan club design that every slasher film survivor fan, female horror lead lover, and scary movie club member who roots for the last one standing every single time will want to join immediately — because the final girl always deserves her moment. Perfect for any horror movie feminist, classic slasher fan, or Halloween obsessed woman who watches every scary film waiting for the final girl to take her rightful place at the end.

Description: Unleash the terror of widows bay with this retro horror design. Featuring a menacing sea monster lurking beneath a fishing boat, it is perfect for creature feature fans.

Description: A wild horror obsessed dad design that every scary movie loving father, zombie film fanatic dad, and Halloween all year round parent who raised his kids on horror nights will claim as his own — because this dad's watch list never runs out. Perfect as a fathers day gift for dad, horror dad gift, or gift from son or daughter for any horror obsessed father who considers a full moon and a scary movie the perfect night in.

Description: A relatable I just wanna pet my cat and watch horror movies design that every cat owner, horror movie lover, and stay home scary movie night fan will instantly connect with — because cats and horror movies are the perfect combination and nothing else is needed. Perfect for any cat mum, cat dad, or horror loving cat person who considers a lap full of cat and a scary film on screen the ideal way to spend any evening.

Description: A black background features a cartoon ladybug with red wings, black spots, and a black head. Above the ladybug is a white speech bubble containing the text 'I'm a feature' in black lettering. Two small yellow dots are positioned above the ladybug's head.

Description: A minimalist depiction of a ladybug with red wings and black spots. A speech bubble above the ladybug contains the text "I'm a feature" in a handwritten font. The overall presentation is simple and isolated on a black background.

Description: The graveyard closes at midnight. The laboratory doesn't. A lurid pulp-horror resurrection packed with crooked tombstones, pumpkin glow, bad electricity and one very tired experiment that should have stayed on the slab. Built for creature-feature nights, October marathons and collectors of beautifully cheap old monster fiction.

Description: Double bill ad for Plan 9 from Outer Space and Time Lock

Description: A lovely treat for friends, family, or yourself. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because you want to bring a little extra joy to someone's day.

Description: A monochrome graphic with bold white text on a black background. The top line reads "INTROVERSION" in large white capital letters. The second line reads "A FEATURE - NOT A FLAW" with "A FEATURE" in bright blue capital letters and "NOT A FLAW" in white capital letters.

Description: Every developer has heard it—or said it. "Not a bug, it's a feature." This funny programming design is perfect for software developers, programmers, coders, QA engineers, web developers, backend and frontend engineers, DevOps professionals, and anyone who appreciates classic tech humor. Whether you're coding, debugging, attending hackathons, or looking for a gift for your favorite developer, this design is a fun way to show off your programming mindset. A great choice for software engineers, computer science students, IT professionals, and tech enthusiasts.

Description: Double Feature Drive In Ad Blood Suckers

Description: Perfect for software developers and coders who appreciate the humor in debugging. This funny statement captures the reality of coding where bugs are rebranded as intentional features. Great for anyone in tech who loves sarcastic office humor and witty sayings about the development process and software engineering.

Description: Catch a spooky flick with this retro "Midnight Creature Feature" design featuring classic movie monsters at a drive-in. A must-have for horror fans and Halloween lovers!

Description: A dark funny but did you die design that every grim reaper lover, horror humor fan, and sarcastic scary movie watcher will appreciate — because if the reaper is asking, the answer better be no. Perfect for any Halloween humor lover, dark comedy fan, or horror obsessed friend with a twisted sense of humor who thinks the grim reaper asking questions is peak comedy.

Description: HI FI

Description: Embrace the coder life with this hilarious Programmer Duck design! Featuring a cute white duck with glasses and headphones working on a laptop, this 'It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature' illustration is the ultimate humor for software engineers, web developers, and tech geeks. Perfect for the office, hackathons, or as a gift for your favorite IT professional.

Description: Retro-design of Creature Features

Description: All that's missing is a pair of red lips

Description: In a city gripped by terror, a colossal mutant squid rises from the depths to battle an unstoppable atomic crab! Skyscrapers crumble, citizens flee, and the fate of mankind hangs by a thread in this explosive pulp adventure of monster mayhem and atomic-age chaos — a must-see for fans of b movies and classic 50s sci fi thrills.