Feature Cards
Description: The sequel to SHARK HELL HIGHWAY is here… and this time the desert fights back. Twin chainsaws. Mutant sand sharks. Exploding highways. One unstoppable wasteland survivor standing between humanity and total extinction beneath the dunes. Armed with raw nerve and roaring steel, she tears through collapsing desert roads, biker raiders, and giant monsters erupting from the earth in pure VHS-era grindhouse chaos. If you’re a fan of retro creature features, post-apocalyptic action, desert exploitation cinema, giant monster attacks, and vintage pulp movie poster artwork, then I made this for you!
Description: Anaconda Hunter 3: Revenge brings classic B-movie horror and jungle creature-feature action to life with two massive anacondas, a badass jungle hunter, and a blood-red river. A retro VHS-inspired design for fans of anaconda horror, giant snake movies, creature features, pulp horror, and vintage monster cinema.
Anaconda Hunter 3 Revenge – Badass Woman Retro Action Horror B-Movie VHS Card
by FilMate
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Turn down the lights, grab the popcorn, and adjust the rabbit ears. “Saturday Afternoons Belong to the Monsters” celebrates the golden age of local TV creature features, when weekend afternoons meant mad scientists, mysterious mansions, giant monsters, B-movies, and wonderfully strange cinema. This distressed retro design recreates the experience with a vintage television, classic Monster Movie Matinee imagery, popcorn, TV Guide, creature toys, and plenty of analog nostalgia. Made for fans of vintage horror, monster movies, creature features, retro television, cult cinema, local TV horror hosts, and anyone who remembers when the best seat in the house was directly in front of the television.
Monster Movie Matinee — Saturday Afternoons Belong to the Monsters Card
by TheZenKozak
$5.00 $6.00
Glen or Glenda Double Feature Card
by Psychedelic Crypt of Forgotten Nonsense
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A brutal Christmas horror design featuring a terrified Santa running through a chaotic Manhattan street while a massive horned Krampus towers behind him. Demonic elves, red city lights, taxis, snow, claws, fangs, and bold Kill Klaus lettering create an intense holiday nightmare scene. The artwork blends Krampus folklore, dark Christmas chaos, creature-feature horror, and gritty red-and-black comic detail into a dramatic festive monster poster style.
Description: Get ready to do the Time Warp with this retro Rocky Horror Show design featuring Magenta's iconic face and dripping red text. Perfect for cult classic musical fans!
Rocky Horror Show Retro Magenta Face Art T-Shirt Card
by christopherprindl
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A vintage-inspired horror illustration featuring giant enraged skunks unleashing chaos in a dramatic creature feature scene. Bold retro typography, distressed textures, and exaggerated expressions capture the feel of classic pulp monster posters and midnight horror comics. Perfect for fans of campy horror, grindhouse aesthetics, retro sci-fi creatures, and dark humor artwork with a nostalgic cinematic vibe.
Description: Step into the laboratory where Saturday afternoon nightmares come alive! Inspired by vintage monster movies, classic horror television, and the wonderfully strange world of mad scientists, this photorealistic design captures the magic of old-school creature features. Rusted laboratory equipment, eerie specimen jars, tangled cobwebs, and a mysterious reaching hand evoke the unforgettable atmosphere of classic monster cinema. Perfect for horror enthusiasts, retro movie collectors, creature feature fans, and anyone who remembers spending Saturday afternoons watching monsters on television. A nostalgic tribute to the golden age of cinematic chills, when every experiment promised something wonderfully terrifying just beyond the screen.
Monster Movie Matinee — The Mad Scientist's Laboratory Card
by TheZenKozak
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A fiery werewolf design featuring the quote “I Don't Need Therapy I Just Need To Turn Into A Werewolf.” A funny choice for monster lovers, supernatural fans, and anyone ready to embrace their wild side.
I Don't Need Therapy I Just Need to Turn Into a Werewolf Card
by alien jaco
$5.00 $6.00
Description: In the Arizona desert, Dr. Gerald Deemer is searching for a scientific miracle: a super-nutrient that could solve the world’s food shortage. But his experiments trigger grotesque growth, death, and madness—and when a laboratory fire frees his giant tarantula, the creature begins growing beyond control. New assistant Stephanie “Steve” Clayton and Dr. Matt Hastings soon find themselves racing to stop the monster before it reaches Desert Rock. A classic creature feature rooted in atomic-age sci-fi and 1950s B-movie horror.
Tarantula - Retro 50s Sci Fi Horror B Movie Creature Feature Card
by FilMate
$5.00 $6.00
The Pit Underground Monster Classic Horror Graphic Card
by ThabitBrothers
$5.00 $6.00
Description: In a night where shadows collide and monsters rise, Dracula and Frankenstein face off in a pulpy battle for terror and dominance. Dark castles crumble, lightning cracks the sky, and the world trembles as these two legendary creatures unleash fury in a clash of horror titans. Villagers flee, screams echo, and only the strongest will survive this classic monster showdown. This is my original design, inspired by vintage B-movie horror, creature feature spectacle, and pulpy 70s–90s horror posters. If you’re a fan of Dracula, Frankenstein, classic monsters, creature features, and vintage horror, then I made this for you!
Dracula vs Frankenstein - Halloween Creature Feature - Classic Monsters Card
by FilMate
$5.00 $6.00
The Frankenstein's Monster from the Creature Feature Card
by VanceCapleyArt
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Step into the comedic nightmare of an unexpected arrival at your rental cabin with this chilling horror graphic. Emphasizing "The Surprise Guest" in a bold red distressed style, the artwork depicts a massive silhouette looming over a holiday home, capturing the exact feeling when your in laws unexpectedly join your private horror movie poster aesthetic vacation. Perfect for fans of vintage grindhouse thrills and vacation drama.
Description: A spooky and funny design featuring dachshunds dressed for Halloween with a witch theme.
Dachshunds Because People Are Creepy Halloween Witch Dogs Card
by Alexus J
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A dark background with lines of code. The code shows conditional logic with 'if (isFeatureShipped)' and an 'else' block. Text includes '// Feature shipped!', 'dopamine = getBoost();', 'celebrate_success();', '// Need to fix something...', 'imposterSyndrome = analyzeErrors();', and 'debug_the_problem();'. The text uses yellow, cyan, and white colors.