Fix Cards
Description: Slap some silver sticky magic on every crack, leak, and broken dream until further notice. Makes a great gift for handymen, DIY disaster artists, and repair optimists.
Problem Solved | Duct Tape Fix Everything Joke Card
by Quiet Storm
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Execute a morbidly glamorous morning routine with this traditional tattoo flash highlighting a playfully sinister skeleton applying makeup. Ideal for prepping in a backstage dressing room or hitting a goth club meetup, this beautifully deadpan aesthetic perfectly mocks eternal vanity. Add this darkly humorous beauty apparel to your cart right now and slay your daily look.
Fix That Face Skeleton Makeup Traditional Tattoo Card
by Mood n Mirth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace a sassy attitude with this neo traditional illustration celebrating modern vanity and the dedicated makeup artist. Perfect for backstage prep or a casual gothic club night, this cynical observer aesthetic perfectly highlights your unbothered spirit. Add this edgy tattoo design to your cart right now to confidently broadcast your bold identity and fierce independence.
Fix That Face Skeleton Makeup Artist Vanity Card
by Mood n Mirth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Fuel your daily grind with this stylized, hand-drawn to-go coffee cup illustration. Perfect for coffee enthusiasts, baristas, and anyone who can't start their morning without a fresh brew. This unique, detailed design features an artistic crumpled cardboard sleeve that brings a creative, modern touch to your favorite apparel and stickers.
Description: Embrace spiritual reflection with this inspiring design featuring the powerful scripture 'Fix Your Eyes On What Is Unseen - 2 Corinthians 4:18'. The artwork showcases a detailed telescope pointed towards a guiding star, symbolizing divine focus and hope. Majestic mountains and serene clouds form the backdrop, while delicate olive branches frame the profound message, adding a touch of natural elegance. This design is perfect for Christians, believers, and anyone seeking spiritual encouragement and a reminder to trust in the unseen. It resonates with those who appreciate astronomy, stargazing, and the vastness of the celestial world, connecting it with deep faith.
Fix Your Eyes Unseen Christian Scripture Telescope Card
by LionKingShirts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is a monochrome composition on a black background. White block lettering displays a series of crossed-out misspellings of the word "mechanic": 'MECHANNIK', 'MECANIC', 'MEKANIK'. Below these, the definitive statement 'I FIX CARS' is presented, preceded by three small dots.
I'm A ... I Fix Cars Different Spellings Card
by BrotherNightSky
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny programmer design featuring bug fix prices for developers dealing with broken code and impossible deadlines. Perfect for coders, software engineers, programmers, and tech workers.
Programmer Bug Fix Prices Funny Coding Humor Card
by Personalizedname
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Remember when Christmas felt magical and the world seemed a little less crazy? If you were born after 2000, sorry, this shirt isn't for you. You just don't know what you missed. Christmas before the chaos, before everything went digital, and before the world got weird. If you know, you know.
Description: A funny handyman and mechanic-inspired design featuring bold repair tools, gears, a wrench, screwdriver, and the sarcastic phrase “I Can Fix Most Things, Common Sense Not Included.” Perfect for mechanics, DIY lovers, repair workers, dads, grandpas, workshop fans, and anyone who enjoys tool humor with a clever common-sense joke.
Description: A brilliant and practical life philosophy for the self-reliant technician who realizes that diagnosing a physical problem, turning a wrench, and bringing order to a chaotic engine bay is the ultimate, low-cost mental reset.
I FIX CARS BECAUSE THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Miniature Painting Another Army Will Fix Me Card
by Pixel Coated
$5.00 $6.00