Function Cards
Description: The task is small. My brain is not. — an ADHD executive function shirt in quiet lowercase white serif. For the email that takes four seconds to send and three days to start. A gentle joke about how big a small thing can feel from the inside.
The Task Is Small My Brain Is Not - ADHD Executive Function Card
by BalmyBell
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Schoolhouse Rock's conductor is one of the most recognizable characters from the animated series. The conductor appeared in the segment Conjunction Junction to teach viewers how to use a part of grammar known as conjuctions. In a popular song, an unseen audience asks the conductor, "Conjuction Junction, what's your function?" to which he replies "Hooking up words, and phrases, and clauses." For any fan of the educational animated series, this What's Your Function Schoolhouse Rock T-Shirt is a must have!
Description: A black background displays code in a programming language. The top line, in yellow, reads "(function repeat()". Below this, in white text, is a loop structure: a '{' bracket, 'while (true) {', then 'eat++;', 'sleep++;', 'code++;', and 'repeat();'. The code concludes with two closing brackets '}' on separate lines.
Description: Too Hot to Function! A funny summer heat design featuring a blazing sun, fan, ice-cold drink, battery humor and an orange awareness ribbon. A playful Multiple Sclerosis awareness shirt for MS warriors, supporters, spoonies, and anyone who relates to being too hot to function. Great for summer, MS awareness events, MS Walks, and meaningful gifts.
Too Hot to Function Funny Summer Heat T-Shirt, Multiple Sclerosis Awareness Orange Ribbon Shirt, MS Warrior Gift Card
by almoz
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A dark background displays white text resembling a code snippet. It features lines of code with function calls and variable assignments, including 'puthoin (ipt.prtion_ithomnation()', 'put. ste = in=_ptecokten())', 'put. s.er._cuthorterrr(())', 'put._forl a._arter_d);;', and 'put. = puthern(());'.
Description: A monochrome diagram of a brain with various labels indicating different functions. The text reads "ENGINEER'S BRAIN", and labels point to areas like "PROBLEM SOLVING FUNCTION", "COFFEE LOCATION SENSOR", "SCIENTIFIC CALCULATOR", "SARCASM CORTEX", "OPTIMIZATION PROTOCOLS", "STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY CHECK", "SYSTEMS ANALYSIS", "CODING LOGIC UNIT", and "SHOULD BE USING DUCT TAPE?". The brain is presented in white against a black background.
ENGINEER'S BRAIN Problem Solving Function Card
by Geture_Project
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate your love for stories with this vintage-inspired reading graphic. Perfect for bibliophiles who prefer imaginary worlds over reality. Featuring a stack of classic novels, this cozy aesthetic is ideal for library days, bookstore visits, or quiet evenings spent curled up with a favorite page-turner.
Description: Celebrate your love for stories with this charming vintage book aesthetic. Featuring a magical open novel and a stack of antique literature, this witty quote is perfect for every avid reader who prefers imaginary worlds to reality. Ideal for cozy library days and bookish enthusiasts everywhere.
Description: A cartoon chef in a blue coat, white apron, and red scarf is holding a lit kerosene lantern in his left hand. He wears glasses and a chef's hat. The design is contained within a distressed circular emblem with a rustic border. The text "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?" is displayed in large block letters below the emblem.
Chef Holding Lantern "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?" Card
by WADUK STORE
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background with white text and equations arranged in circles and a spiral. It features scientific formulas like "Eko=hf-Wo", "v=at+vo", and "F=kt", along with two Cartesian graphs and the phrase "Linear Function Graph" at the bottom.
Linear Function Graph with Physics Equations Card
by NDR KIWIS STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon character resembling a chef or train engineer, wearing a tall white hat, round glasses, a red bandana, and light blue overalls. The character is holding a dark red lantern. Below the character, text reads "What's Your Function?". The background is black.
Character Holding Lantern "What's Your Function?" Card
by studiobogares
$5.00 $6.00
Conjunction Junction, What's Your Function Card
by Carolina_Ramos
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A dark background with code snippets. The code includes 'function shiftPerspective() {', 'const currentStat = \'sad\';', 'if (currentStat === \'sad\') {', 'return \'awesome\';', '}', '// Choose awesomeness', and '// Stop being sad. Be awesome instead.'. The text is in white, yellow, and teal.
Shift Perspective Function Return Awesome Card
by NDR KIWIS STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A code snippet displays a programming loop with yellow text "function solveProblem()" and orange text "repeat()", set against a black background. Lines like "// brainstorm ideas" and "// write code" are commented out.
while (true) { function solveProblem() { repeat() } } Card
by Ruanara Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Born To Be Lazy Forced To Function Funny Sloth Work Humor for lazy personalities, office workers, procrastinators, and anyone forced to function when they would rather relax. for office workers, remote employees, lazy day lovers, and sarcastic humor fans.
Born To Be Lazy Forced To Function Funny Sloth Work Humor Card
by Vivid pop
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon conductor character with a blue and white striped hat, glasses, a red bandana, and blue overalls. The character holds a red lantern with a yellow glow. Below the character, the text "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?" is displayed in white capital letters against a black background.
Conductor Character Lantern "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?" Card
by GIBSON GIGS NEW ART
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon conductor in a blue uniform and hat holds a glowing lantern. He wears a red scarf and a brown belt with a golden buckle. The text "What's Your Function?" is displayed below him in white capital letters.
Conductor Holding Lantern "What's Your Function?" Card
by WADUK STORE
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon character dressed as a train conductor holds a red and yellow signal. The character wears blue overalls, a white shirt, and a red scarf. Above the character is a speech bubble containing the text "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?". The title "CONJUNCTION JUNCTION" is at the top, with "SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK!" at the bottom.
Conjunction Junction What's Your Function? School House Rock! Card
by studiobogares
$5.00 $6.00
Too Hot To Function Funny Summer Heat Humorous Card
by Mandegraph
$5.00 $6.00
