Funny Statement Cards

Description: Everybody Gangster Till The Trees Start To Talk

Description: Stereotype Jagger

Description: This Sarcastic Humor Quote captures a witty saying for confident individuals. Perfect for those who enjoy making a humorous statement. Features the complete text: It's Ok If You Disagree With Me I Can't Force You To Be Right.

Description: I Love My Job I Love My Job I Love My Job

Description: Imma Steal Ur Fries

Description: I Love My Job I Love My Job I Love My Job

Description: Imma Steal Ur Fries

Description: Sometimes I Have To Tell Myself It's Not Worth The Jail Time

Description: We Don't Lick People - Lies Adults Tell Kids

Description: I Don't Like Working Out Cuz It Hurts.

Description: women don't owe you shit

Description: funny meme tee

Description: For All Of You Who Gossip About Me Thank You For Making Me The Center Of Your World

Description: No Matter Who Is President Jesus Is King

Description: Bold K-pop inspired slogan for music lovers with humor & style.

Description: Shhh I'm Sleeping

Description: we the people have had enough

Description: love wife hate cops

Description: omg you guys, that's not what i said

Description: Criminalize Small Talk

Description: Criminalize Small Talk

Description: Criminalize Small Talk

Description: A bold funny typography design featuring a sarcastic statement about listening, judging, eye rolls, and facial expressions. Perfect for sassy women, sarcasm lovers, introverts, teachers, coworkers, moms, and anyone who enjoys witty attitude quotes with colorful retro lettering.

Description: Criminalize Small Talk

Description: I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It! design for sarcastic humor lovers and confident personalities. Perfect for those who express strong opinions and witty beliefs.

Description: care about other people

Description: Declare a conservative identity with this bold minimalist tee featuring "White, Straight, Republican, Male. How Else Can I Piss You Off Today?" in wide bold white sans-serif block lettering, with the four identity descriptors each on their own large line and the punchline split across two smaller lines below on a clean dark background. This design appeals to conservative statement-tee buyers, political humor collectors, and those who wear their identity as a conversation-starter. Buyers should consider local context when wearing political statement apparel.

Description: drink water. love cats. fight racism.

Description: 100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. Due to product availability fabric varies by color solids are 100% cotton heathers and select colors are cotton poly blends.

Description: Keep Calm I Have A Spreadsheet For That

Description: You Can't Fix Stupid But The Hats Sure Make It Easy To Identify

Description: Drink Coffee. Make Pottery. Be Happy.

Description: Not The Worst Employee

Description: Keep Calm I Have A Spreadsheet For That

Description: Not The Worst Employee

Description: Not The Worst Employee