Funny Type Cards

Description: One part boardroom, one part couch. This Type A ambitions Type B personality design lets two very different fonts tell the joke. The first line is set in a tall, crisp, buttoned-up business font that looks ready for the quarterly meeting. The second line is scrawled underneath in loose, carefree marker lettering, like someone wrote it on a sticky note on their way to a nap. Slate blue and tangerine coral with bold outlines make the contrast pop right away. It's for the person with a polished resume and a very relaxed Tuesday, the friend who sounds like a CEO in meetings and like a golden retriever everywhere else, and anyone who's serious about the goals and casual about the timeline.

Description: Warning! In case I pass out, my blood type is ALE-positive.

Description: "BEE COOL" is stacked in chunky 1970s groovy lettering over rust, orange, mustard and cream retro stripes, with "KEEPER OF BEES" set in small spaced-out type underneath. Warm, nostalgic and built for beekeepers, honey lovers and anyone calm in a cloud of bees. A fun pick for beekeepers, gardeners and bee pun fans, or as a holiday gift.

Description: i survived my wife's heart transplant

Description: In Case Of Accident My Blood Type Is Whiskey Funny Drinking

Description: Perfect diabetes awareness gift for diabetic : loved one or friend !

Description: Penguin Penguins Animals Of The World Penguin Lovers, Type Of Penguins Cute, Gift For Penguins Lovers, Zoo Trip Costume,

Description: "RED PEN CLUB" is stacked in chunky 1970s groovy lettering over rust, orange, mustard and cream retro stripes, with "MEMBERS ONLY. NO TYPOS." set in small spaced-out type underneath. Warm, nostalgic and built for editors, proofreaders and grammar sticklers everywhere. A fun pick for editors, writing groups, newsrooms and the friend who corrects your texts, or as a holiday gift.

Description: A clever design highlighting chronic illness advocacy with a humorous anatomical skeleton hand twist.

Description: world's okayest brother

Description: Give ’Em the Ol’ Razzle Dazzle

Description: My blood type is coffee

Description: Warning! In case I pass out, my blood type is ALE-positive.

Description: Lunch Time Playful Retro Typography Logo Graphic

Description: For the Spike's out there!

Description: Axolotl Ate My Pancreas T1D Diabetes. Cute pink axolotl graphic featuring the playful “Ate My Pancreas” message, combining axolotl humor with Type 1 diabetes awareness. A fun design for people living with T1D, diabetes families, axolotl lovers, and anyone who enjoys cute, quirky medical humor.

Description: For thru-hikers and backcountry adventurers who understand the rhythm of trail life: eat simple, filter water, keep moving, repeat. The topographic aesthetic speaks to map readers.

Description: Are you addicted to the refreshing taste of cola? Show off your ultimate love for soda with this hilarious "Pepsi My Blood Type" design. Featuring a realistic medical IV drip bag filled with fizzy, bubbly Pepsi cola, this pop culture parody design is perfect for soft drink lovers, caffeine addicts, and anyone with a dark sense of humor. A great funny gift for friends, family, or coworkers who can't live without their daily dose of soda!

Description: "I COUNT BY FIVES" is stacked in chunky 1970s groovy lettering over rust, orange, mustard and cream retro stripes, with "PHARMACIST" set in small spaced-out type underneath. Warm, nostalgic and built for pharmacists and pharmacy techs who count pills in their sleep. A fun pick for pharmacy school graduations, Pharmacy Week and the whole pharmacy team, or as a holiday gift.

Description: "FLOSS BOSS" is stacked in chunky 1970s groovy lettering over rust, orange, mustard and cream retro stripes, with "DENTAL HYGIENIST" in small type below. Nostalgic and dry-witted, built for dental hygienists and the whole dental office team. A fun pick for hygiene school graduations, Dental Hygiene Month and the office party, or as a holiday gift.

Description: Gonna beat this diabetes. This empowering and inspiring quote is for all diabetes warriors and those who love and support them. We are gonna beat diabetes together.

Description: today's forecast chance of chaos zero guarantees

Description: This design features the witty saying 'I Don't Play Well With Stupid People' for sarcastic individuals and introverts who appreciate humorous statements.

Description: Sarcastic Humor For The Control Freak And Perfectionist. This Witty Quote I'm Not A Control Freak But You're Doing It Wrong Is Perfect For Bosses And Managers.

Description: i hate everyone

Description: Unleash the strength within with this epic diabetes dragon design. Featuring a fierce dragon with the word “Diabetes” across its belly, this artwork symbolizes resilience, courage, and the daily battle faced by diabetes warriors everywhere. Perfect for: Diabetes awareness supporters Type 1 & Type 2 diabetics Dragon fantasy lovers Unique streetwear and POD fashion fans Wear your struggle like armor — strong, fearless, unstoppable.

Description: Simple, cool, and meaningful. This design is a great way to show support for diabetes awareness—perfect for everyday wear or as a thoughtful gift

Description: Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going.

Description: "SHOCKINGLY QUALIFIED" is stacked in chunky 1970s groovy lettering over rust, orange, mustard and cream retro stripes, with "ELECTRICIAN" set in small spaced-out type underneath. Warm, nostalgic and built for electricians, apprentices and anyone who has had a surprise from a breaker box. A fun pick for electricians, apprentices passing their exam and the crew on the job site, or as a holiday gift.

Description: A tabby in a pinstripe suit and white-banded fedora folds its arms to show off a gold watch and signet ring, framed by BIG PAWS in heavy varsity lettering with Living Nine Lives underneath. Rich vintage textures and metallic type. A cat lover gift with a proper poster feel for tabby owners and classic mobster film fans.

Description: Glad to meet me.

Description: was Otto Otavius really a Doctor?

Description: A high-contrast, meme-style distorted capybara portrait tee with a punchy turquoise accent and a bold sarcastic slogan.

Description: "SPARK SEASON" is stacked in chunky 1970s groovy lettering over rust, orange, mustard and cream retro stripes, with "WELDER" set in small spaced-out type underneath. Warm, nostalgic and built for welders, fabricators and everyone who works under a shower of sparks. A fun pick for welders, welding school grads and the shop crew, or as a holiday gift.

Description: I Am Aa Bow And Arrow Type Of Girl

Description: Claim your HR fearlessness with this typographic tee featuring compact arched 'NOTHING SCARES ME' lettering around a star badge, 'I WORK IN' in thick rounded sans-serif, and massive block 'HR' dominating the lower design. Perfect for human resources professionals, HR managers, and anyone who laughs about the chaos that lands on their desk daily.