Grumpy Cards
I Got Up Early There Was No Worm Funny Raven Bird Retro Design Card
by Alois Merry Beats
$5.00 $6.00
Due To Personal Reasons...I Can No Longer Tolerate Most Humans Card
by GrumpyGeezer
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A grumpy dachshund poses in a richly patterned Christmas sweater and floppy Santa hat, wrapped in a strand of colorful holiday lights. Its sleepy eyes and unimpressed expression add dry humor to the cozy seasonal scene. Detailed vintage linework, warm festive colors, and classic winter patterns create a charming character for dachshund enthusiasts and fans of funny dogs, Christmas imagery, and whimsical animal illustrations.
Description: A stylized depiction of a raccoon with a grumpy expression, rendered in a cartoonish blue outline. The raccoon is sitting with its arms crossed and has a striped tail. Scattered four-pointed stars surround the raccoon. The text "IF I'M MOODY" is positioned above the raccoon, and "GIVE ME FOODY" is below. The background is a peach tone.
Description: Grumpy cat in vampire cape with Halloween props like pumpkin and skull representing humorous spooky holiday celebration.
Grumpy cat in vampire cape with Halloween props like pumpkin and skull representing humorous spooky holiday celebration. Card
by Sharon Matsuda
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon black cat with a grumpy expression is depicted kicking a golden crown with spark effects. Below the cat, the large gray letters spell "NOPE", with a red tie replacing the letter "O". Underneath that, the text "SINCE 1776" is displayed in yellow with yellow horizontal lines on either side. The background is black.
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a grumpy black cat holding a golden coffee mug. The background consists of diagonal and vertical stripes in orange, beige, and red. The text "AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE" is at the top, and "YOU'RE STILL TALKING" is at the bottom.
AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE YOU'RE STILL TALKING Black Cat Coffee Mug Retro Sunset Background Card
by Pastel Dream Nostalgia
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon orange character with a grumpy expression is depicted. The character has a large, round body, short arms, and blue pants. White text on its chest reads "ORANGE IS THE NEW IDIOT". The character holds a piece of paper in its right hand.
Orange Character "ORANGE IS THE NEW IDIOT" Text Card
by BrotherNightSky
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retro-style design featuring a large, fluffy black cat with a grumpy expression. Above the cat is text in a curved arrangement that reads 'ALL THE FAT IS THE LORD'S'. Behind the cat are horizontal stripes representing a sunset, in shades of red, orange, yellow, and teal. At the bottom, the text 'LEVITICUS 3:16' is displayed.
All The Fat Is The Lord's Leviticus 3:16 Fluffy Black Cat Retro Sunset Card
by STEPHEN CHOU STD
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A stylized sun with a grumpy facial expression is depicted. The sun disk is yellow with black outlines for features like eyes, eyebrows, nose, and mouth. Surrounding the sun are sharp, red rays, all set against a black background. The sun's expression is conveyed through furrowed brows and a downturned mouth.
I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Grumpy Black Cat Coffee Card
by Irish Katy Creats
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This funny typography design features the bold handwritten quote you are exceeding the limits of my medication. Perfect for introverts, exhausted coworkers, and anyone who deals with stressful situations using a heavy dose of sarcasm. A great pick for casual office wear, lazy weekends, or as a hilarious novelty gag gift for your favorite grumpy friend.
Description: Merry & Bright AF, whether you like it or not. This magnificently unimpressed Christmas cat has put on the Santa hat, stood beside the tree, and fulfilled every contractual obligation to holiday cheer. Featuring a grumpy feline, decorated Christmas tree, ornaments, presents, and festive red and green details, this sarcastic holiday design is made for cat lovers who enjoy Christmas with a little attitude. Perfect for Christmas parties, ugly sweater season, family gatherings, December chaos, and anyone whose resting festive face looks suspiciously like this cat.
Merry & Bright AF Grumpy Cat Christmas Card
by The Wolf and the Butterfly
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny coffee makes me nicer design featuring a fluffy, scowling black cat with sharp teeth gripping a mug of coffee. A sarcastic gift for coffee lovers, black cat fans, and anyone who is not a morning person. Perfect for cat moms, grumpy coworkers, caffeine addicts, and fans of dark humor and sassy sarcasm.
Description: This funny typography design features the bold handwritten quote you are exceeding the limits of my medication. Perfect for introverts, exhausted coworkers, and anyone who deals with stressful situations using a heavy dose of sarcasm. A great pick for casual office wear, lazy weekends, or as a hilarious novelty gag gift for your favorite grumpy friend.
Coffee Cats Funny Grumpy Cat in Coffee Cup Vintage Cat Lover Card
by MA3RFTESH
$5.00 $6.00