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MAGRATHEA! Journey There To See Planets Built! Card

Description: Magrathea is a planet located in the Horsehead Nebula in the Milky Way galaxy and orbiting the binary star Soulianis and Rahm. It was the center of the custom planet-building trade in the former Galactic Empire, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men naturally came to expect. The Magratheans grew very skilled at varying aspects of this occupation and soon did nearly nothing else.

Tags: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, magrathea, douglas adams, 42, so long and thanks for all the fish

MAGRATHEA! Journey There To See Planets Built! Card

by Fat Bastard Shirts

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Beeblebrox-Prefect 2020 Card
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Description: Because you can't be president with a whole brain.

Tags: zaphod, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Beeblebrox-Prefect 2020 Card

by Galactic Hitchhikers

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Apparently, I Like Tour Guides Card
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Description: Funny relationship quote typography design: 'Apparently, I Like Tour Guides'. Great gift for a proud partner or spouse of a tour guides.

Tags: funny quote, minimalist text, proud spouse, relationship humor, tour guides girlfriend

Apparently, I Like Tour Guides Card

by Rizabon

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Property of the Galaxy 42 Answer Card

Description: The ultimate answer to life the universe and everything. Est. 1979.

Tags: 42, deep thought, douglas adams, galaxy, geek

Property of the Galaxy 42 Answer Card

by K Noya

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Marvin The Paranoid Android Card

Description: Marvin The Paranoid Android

Tags: douglas adams, funny, guide to the galaxy, marvin, movie

Marvin The Paranoid Android Card

by Store Silas

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42 The Answer Retro Vintage Look Card

Description: The ultimate answer to life the universe and everything. With a whale!

Tags: 42, answer, cult classic, douglas adams, galaxy

42 The Answer Retro Vintage Look Card

by Dananoi Dana

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The Answer Card

Description: 42-The Answer

Tags: fish, hitchhikers guide, douglas adams, geek, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

The Answer Card

by Aaron Shirley - Artist

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Funny Summer Tips Card

Description: Capture the ultimate vacation high with this vintage-inspired coastal layout featuring a sunburst, waves, and a starfish accent. Designed for beach lovers, surfers, and anyone counting down the days until warm weather. Bring tropical summer vibes to your everyday aesthetic.

Tags: beach, drink water, heat, summer, summer tips

Funny Summer Tips Card

by AnAzArt

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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - Original 42 Card

Description: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. This has been reviewed for copyright and is deemed both a parody and no marks are the same as similar black and white branded spirits. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

Tags: pan, galactic, gargle, blaster, pangalacticgargleblaster

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - Original 42 Card

by Malupali

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So long and thanks for all the fish! Card

Description: So long and thanks for all the fish - Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Tags: 42, dolphin, fish, hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, hitchhikers guide

So long and thanks for all the fish! Card

by Phileo Phanatic

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Brainwave energy Card
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Tags: dont talk to me about life, towel, the paranoid android, marvin, life

Brainwave energy Card

by karlangas

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Don't Panic Card
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Description: In large, friendly letters on the t-shirt

Tags: 42, arthur dent, dont panic, dontpanic, douglas adams

Don't Panic Card

by WayBack

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I Will Guide Thy Hand Card
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Description: Wouldst thou like the taste of butter and pretty dress? How bout a t shirt?

Tags: black phillip, darkarts, devil, forest, goat

I Will Guide Thy Hand Card

by DarkArtsnCrafts

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Training Giant Cats in the Martial Arts – A Guide for Beginners | Parody Book Cover Poster Card
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Description: Discover the lost art of feline discipline :p From the acclaimed author of "I Was a British Attack Cat" (another parody available in this store), this spoof manual — Training Giant Cats in the Martial Arts: A Guide for Beginners — reveals everything you never needed to know about turning your oversized house cat into a self-defense wingpet. Styled as a vintage martial-arts guide crossed with a dystopian thriller, this design blends retro-book typography with cinematic noir imagery. Perfect for lovers of parody literature, cat humor, and art that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Ideal as a poster, t-shirt, or sticker for writers, readers, martial-arts fans, or anyone who’s ever tried to reason with a cat.

Tags: book cover spoof, book lover, book nerd humor, comic book aesthetic, feline humor
Pam's Guide to the Galaxy Card
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Description: Archer meets the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! By Erin Diaz/TheEND42

Tags: 42, archer quotes, archer vice, dolphin, dont panic

Pam's Guide to the Galaxy Card

by MojosRin

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Royal Heart Card
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Description: A royal nine-tailed kitsune, ready to declare their love. Vector illustration by RHPotter.

Tags: japanese, kitsune, kyuubi, nine tailed fox, purple

Royal Heart Card

by RHPotter Light and Shadow

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Smaller sizes order here: Stephen Curry-Splash MVP Card
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Description: Smaller shirt sizes order here. This design is smaller and perfect for sizes M, S, XS, and child sizes. Thank you, enjoy.

Tags: nba, basketball player, stephen curry, curry, california

Smaller sizes order here: Stephen Curry-Splash MVP Card

by SD9

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Service Dogs Rock Neutral Card
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Description: Brandt is modeling the Canine Companion look! He is working as a certified service dog and is adding to his handlers independence. He was given free of charge to a woman who applied, trained to be a handler, and continually updates his skills by recertifications. The Canine Companions mission amazing and supports the person with a disability the entire life of their service dog. Please support service dogs. Women's size run small; upsize 2 sizes.

Tags: disability, service dogs, assistance dog, guide dog, canine companions

Service Dogs Rock Neutral Card

by brandt_carter00

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Horror Movies Survival Tips - Spooky Eyeball Card

Description: Navigate the tropes of scary films with this witty list of survival rules featuring a creepy bloodshot eyeball. Ideal for fans of slasher flicks and supernatural thrillers who know exactly what not to do in the dark. A must-have for your next scary movie marathon or Halloween event.

Tags: creepy art, dark, eyeball, film tropes, gothic

Horror Movies Survival Tips - Spooky Eyeball Card

by AnAzArt

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Duke LaGrange "&" Design (How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja) Card

Description: Duke LaGrange "&" design calls out some of the elements in the groundbreaking novel, How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja (Book I in The Adventures of Duke LaGrange).

Tags: big trouble in little china, bounty hunter, bounty hunters, buckaroo banzai, cantina

Duke LaGrange "&" Design (How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja) Card

by Toku Toy Town

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5 Rules For Great Pyrenees Owners Card

Description: 5 Rules For Great Pyrenees Owners. Discover insightful guidance tailored for Great Pyrenees companions that helps you create a harmonious bond. Gain valuable tips for understanding and managing their unique traits for a fulfilling life together.

Tags: breed guide, dog advice, dog breed, dog care, dog owner

5 Rules For Great Pyrenees Owners Card

by RoyalForcemeat

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The GPS (Guiding Everyone) Card
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Description: Ideal for for local tour guides, camping trip leaders, and outdoor adventure instructors.This design serves as a fun, casual gear for anyone responsible for leading, navigating, and ensuring the safety of groups on the trail or in the city.

Tags: adventure leader, camping, camping guide, funny, gps

The GPS (Guiding Everyone) Card

by CreativeSage

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42 Problems Card

Description: I got 42 problems, but the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe and everything ain't one

Tags: hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, douglas adams, 42, hitchhikers guide, hitch hikers guide to the galaxy

42 Problems Card

by Godot

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Hitchhikers Guide Galaxy Card

Description: Hitchhikers Guide Galaxy

Tags: 42, dont panic, douglas adams, hitchhikers guide, life the universe and everything

Hitchhikers Guide Galaxy Card

by rido public

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LAW ENFORCEMENT GUIDE FOR SATANIC CULTS Card

Description: UNAUTHORIZED VIEWERS MAY BE SUBJECT TO PROSECUTION UNDER PENALTY OF LAW

Tags: humor, 80s, video, best of the worst, satan

LAW ENFORCEMENT GUIDE FOR SATANIC CULTS Card

by bradytheguy

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World's Best Tour Guide Card

Description: World's best tour guide for all guiding tourist groups during holiday or vacation.

Tags: adventure, groups, guide, guiding, hiking

World's Best Tour Guide Card

by retro bloom

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World's Best Tour Guide Card

Description: World's best tour guide for all guiding tourist groups during holiday or vacation.

Tags: adventure, groups, guide, guiding, hiking

World's Best Tour Guide Card

by retro bloom

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Marvin depressed - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Card

Description: Marvin thinks happiness is ovverrated...

Tags: the answer is 42, depressed, hitchhikers guide, marvin the paranoid android, happiness

Marvin depressed - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Card

by OtakuPapercraft

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4T2 - Deep Space Colonisation Pod Card
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Description: Deep Space Colonisation Pods search out habitable planets to propagate their spoors and begin the cycle of life. Whilst traveling, the ParentShip incubates a backup pod to provide multi generational spoors for seeding. All pods are designated a 3 digit code comprising numeral/alpha/numeral. No-one knows why.

Tags: aliens, bizarre, cute, evolution, fungi

4T2 - Deep Space Colonisation Pod Card

by TheBlueBox

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Nursing School Giving Up My Life To Learn To Save Your Card

Description: Nursing School Giving Up My Life To Learn To Save Your

Tags: nurse student gift, nurse student, nurse school graduation, nursing school guide, nursing school gifts

Nursing School Giving Up My Life To Learn To Save Your Card

by neonatalnurse

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Sky Whale Card
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Description: It's a whale, falling from the sky.

Tags: 8bit, illustration, hichhikers guide to the galaxy, pixelart, animal

Sky Whale Card

by LAckas

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Hitchhiker's Guide To The Bakery Card

Description: Have the words "donut panic" inscribed in large friendly letters on your torso.

Tags: arthur dent, dont panic, donuts, douglas adams, h2g2

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Bakery Card

by TransmitHim

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Magic Forest Card

Description: She Wolf

Tags: animal spirit guide, bat, forest spirit, forest witch, magic mirror

Magic Forest Card

by Andrea Hrnjak

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Always let your conscious be your guide. Card
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Description: Truth from Pinocchio

Tags: pinochio, walt disney world, the blue fairy, disneyworld, disneyland

Always let your conscious be your guide. Card

by BeckyDesigns

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Don't Panic Card

Description: Don't panic, from the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Tags: 42, arthur dent, dont panic, douglas adams, hitchhikers guide

Don't Panic Card

by Shut Down!

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INFOCOM - v2 White Card
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Description: INFOCOM - v2 White

Tags: 70s, 80s, deadline, galaxy, guide

INFOCOM - v2 White Card

by RetroFitted

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