Hacker Cards
Cyber Security Professional Grumpy Cat - Funny IT Tech Support Card
by SOF1AF
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cyber security engineer is a professional who creates and executes secure network solutions that provide security against cyber-attacks, hackers, etc. They also monitor and test those systems on a regular basis to ensure that the systems and networks are updated and working fine.
Description: Pwn2Own is a computer hacking contest held annually at the CanSecWest security conference.[1] First held in April 2007 in Vancouver,[2] the contest is now held twice a year,[3] most recently in November 2019.[4][3] Contestants are challenged to exploit widely used software[5] and mobile devices with previously unknown vulnerabilities.[6] Winners of the contest receive the device that they exploited and a cash prize.[4] The Pwn2Own contest serves to demonstrate the vulnerability of devices and software in widespread use while also providing a checkpoint on the progress made in security since the previous year.
Description: Move over Superman—the real heroes work in dark rooms with terminal windows! This humorous sketch-style design features a faceless hoodie-wearing figure paired with the legendary punchline: "Not All Heroes Wear Capes, Some Wear Hoodies and Bypass MFA." Complete with a red/green terminal aesthetic and a blinking cursor, it's the ultimate tribute to the IT security professionals who save the day by outsmarting authentication protocols.
Description: You Are An Idiot, also known as Offiz and Trojan:JS/NoBrain was a trojan website that took over a user's browser with an animated Flash file featuring 3 smiley faces on a strobing background, along with the text, "you are an idiot" as audio of "you are an idiot" being loudly sung. Originally going live back in 2002, this malware did not delete any files, instead acting like a fork bomb. When opened, the site would spawn 6 additional windows to make the singing and flashing even more chaotic. If the user managed to close one, the browser would duplicate to run a secondary instance. Trying to open Task Manager or closing one using Alt+F4 doesn't work, instead, it displayed a dialogue box stating that the user is an idiot.
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Description: This t shirt feeatures the logo of the computer repair shop that Elliots Dad (played by Christian Slater), wears on his chest throughout the TV series Mr Robot. People will perhaps think you are "in the circle of hackers" that form the main protagonists of the show, and cut you some slack at work, in the supermarket or wherever you go! Make people fear you with this legendary Mr Robot t shirt.
Description: Show your low-level pride with this 0xDEADBEEF Hacker T-Shirt – a clever nod to programmers, ethical hackers, and tech nerds who know their memory dumps. This geeky classic features the infamous hexadecimal code used in debugging and system crashes, making it the perfect shirt for coders, reverse engineers, or anyone fluent in binary sarcasm. Clean, comfy, and built for dark mode souls.
0xDEADBEEF Hacker T-Shirt – Funny Hex Code Programmer Tee Card
by awjunaid
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Yes Minister - Ministry of Administrative Affairs. Yes Minister was a British sitcom and follows the exploits during the ministerial career of Jim Hacker. He is the Minister for Administrative Affairs (a fictitious ministry of the British government), and in Yes, Prime Minister he becomes the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
