Hate Work Cards
Description: This Job Sucks Just Kidding Please Don't Fire Me. A funny work humor statement for any employee, coworker, or colleague experiencing workplace frustration. Ideal gag gift for a boss or manager.
This Job Sucks Just Kidding Please Don't Fire Me Funny Work Humor Employee Gift Card
by TeamLAW
$5.00 $6.00
Description: If I had a dollar for every time I enjoyed being at work, I would have zero dollars
If I had a dollar for every time I enjoyed being at work, I would have zero dollars Card
by FUNNY MEW
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes metabolic deficit and definitive corporate manifesto for the severely sleep-deprived professional who refuses to authorize any cognitive operations until their biological battery reaches a sustainable charge. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, early morning boardroom gridlock where your internal systems flatly reject the incoming workweek, boldly declaring to the workplace that entering the initial twenty-four hours of the week on an empty physical tank is a massive structural hazard, and all critical corporate deliverables must wait until your neurological bandwidth has been properly restored by deep, unbothered rest.
I NEED MORE SLEEP BEFORE DEALING WITH MONDAY Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a welder in protective gear working with sparks flying. The text above reads "I HATE BEING HOT BUT I'M A" with retro stripes. The large text below reads "WELDER" and the bottom text reads "SO I CAN'T HELP IT".
I Hate Being Hot But I'm A Welder So I Can't Help It Card
by STUDIO DESIGN UK
$5.00 $6.00
I'd Rather Be Shot Out Of A Cannon Than Join Your Zoom Meeting Card
by Lara Wilber Muv Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: 不想上班 — I Don't Want to Work. Same. Every single day. This boldly honest design wears the Chinese phrase 不想上班 so you don't have to say it out loud - because some mornings the coffee isn't enough and the spreadsheets can wait. This is the design for every Monday that felt like a personal attack. For the quiet quitters, the professional procrastinators, the ones counting down to Friday before Tuesday even ends, and anyone who has ever stared at their screen thinking - there has to be more to life than this. The perfect gift for your favorite overworked colleague, the friend who lives for weekends, or honestly just yourself. ✦ Funny office humor design | ✦ Chinese character art | ✦ Burnout relatable graphic
I Dont Want to Work Funny Chinese Character - Office Humor Burnout Relatable Graphic Design Card
by Beauty East
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Monday is a scam! This funny design shows a worn-out cartoon character face-down at a desk, pointing at a Monday calendar while an alarm clock screams beside him. If the weekend feels like it lasted five minutes, this one says what you’re thinking. A good gift for coworkers, office workers, students, and anyone who dreads the start of the week. The retro cartoon style stands out and suits fans of relatable, sarcastic work humor.
Monday Is a Scam Funny Monday Hater Work Humor Card
by ArtLab X
$5.00 $6.00
Hocus Pocus I Cannot Focus Overwhelmed Monday Mood Card
by Anticorporati
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes corporate survival credential for the resilient professional who views their entire professional career as a strategic endurance test against the calendar. It perfectly captures that ironic, cyclic office reality where you spend your entire standard shift simply managing the immediate operational fallout, endless meetings, and crushing administrative fatigue of the initial twenty-four hours of the week, boldly declaring that your full-time employment has transformed into a gritty, non-stop rescue mission just to pull yourself across the finish line of the week's hardest day.
I WORK A NINE TO FIVE TO SURVIVE MONDAYS Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Retro Halloween Skeleton Skull Funny I Hate My Job But It Pays Me for The Beer, And I Need Beer, Because I Hate My Job
Retro Halloween Skeleton Skull Funny I Hate My Job But It Pays Me for The Beer Card
by artoglo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Dark humor retro children's book parody illustration featuring a young boy shaking hands with a suited devil in flames, titled "Getting a Job is a Deal with the Devil". Perfect gift for overworked employees, corporate humor lovers, anti-work meme fans, retro aesthetic enthusiasts, and office workers with a sarcastic sense of humor!
Getting a Job is a Deal with the Devil Retro Parody Card
by Goblin Breath Mints
$5.00 $6.00
Born To Die Forced To Work Antiwork Design Card
by Attention Magnet
$5.00 $6.00
Monday Is a Scam Typographic Vintage Retro Artwork Card
by gege666
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retro-style graphic with four lines of text on a black background. The top line reads 'I HATE IT WHEN' in red. The second line says 'COWORKERS' in yellow. The third line contains '-ACT LIKE-' in red. The fourth states 'SUPERVISORS' in teal. The bottom line reads 'PLEASE ACT YOUR WAGE' in off-white.
I Hate It When Coworkers Act Like Supervisors Please Act Your Wage Retro Text Card
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Do you hate going to work every day? While at work, do you constantly think about the weekend? If this is you, just keep hitting snooze on your alarm. It will eventually be the weekend!
Hit Snooze - It'll Eventually Be the Weekend Card
by jslbdesigns
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Tired of endless meetings? Say it with a pirate twist! This funny "This Meeting Could Have Been a Treasure Map" design is perfect for any office worker with a sarcastic sense of humor. It's a great gift for a coworker and the perfect shirt for Talk Like a Pirate Day at the office.
SEP-147 This Meeting Could Have Been a Treasure Map Funny Office Humor Tee Card
by MUNIB
$5.00 $6.00
What I See At Work When Look At Clock - I Hate My Job Humor Card
by Raniaaa
$5.00 $6.00
The First Five Days After the Weekend Are the Hardest Card
by ardp13
$5.00 $6.00
