Hit Cards
My Dice Get More Ones Than Your Mom's Thong During A Good Shift Card
by robertbevan
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Description: Caroline laughs and it's raining all day She loves to be one of the girls She lives in the place in the side of our lives Where nothing is ever put straight She turns herself 'round and she smiles and she says "This is it, that's the end of the joke" And loses herself in her dreaming and sleep And her lovers walk through in their coats She's pretty in pink Isn't she? Pretty in pink Isn't she? All of her lovers all talk of her notes And the flowers that they never sent And wasn't she easy? Isn't she pretty in pink? The one who insists he was first in the line Is the last to remember her name He's walking around in this dress that she wore She is gone but the joke's the same Pretty in pink Isn't she? Pretty in...
The Fall / Perverted By Language / Minimalist Graphic Artwork Design Card
by saudade
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Description: The sacred 5 percent chance. Every TTRPG veteran knows the odds, and every player lives for that moment when the cosmic luck aligns for a natural 20. This design is for those who embrace the purple power of chance and the exhilaration of a critical hit. Wear your good fortune to your next session!
Natural 20 Critical Hit Roleplaying Dice Purple TTRPG Card
by Context Merch
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Description: The print depicts a dragon emerging into imaginary existence from a dice roll in a swirl of flame and energy. The artwork itself is a combination of traditional and digital art. Starting with a rough sketch I then painted out the design in watercolours to get most of the shape filled in, before adding in the white scratch/energy effects with a white out pen and gel pens. Then I scanned the original piece and edited it to add more saturated and flame like colours and to cut away the background. An added step to this design was then a simple inversion of the colours. After experimenting with it in the editing process I liked the outcome so to compliment the Blazing Red design, here is a Freezing blue version
Critical Hit - Freezing Blue (Black Variant) Card
by Luke Tomlinson Artwork
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Description: The print depicts a dragon emerging into imaginary existence from a dice roll in a swirl of flame and energy. I hope fantasy rpg players like the design, I was aiming for something that was influenced by tribal design and digital based fantasy art whilst subtly leaning into the actual table top gameplay. The artwork itself is a combination of traditional and digital art. Starting with a rough sketch I then painted out the design in watercolours to get most of the shape filled in, before adding in the white scratch/energy effects with a white out pen and gel pens. Then I scanned the original piece and edited it to add more saturated and flame like colours and to cut away the background.
Critical Hit - Blazing Red (Black Variant) Card
by Luke Tomlinson Artwork
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Description: A cartoon portrayal of a man in a white tank top, holding a clear glass in his left hand. A microphone stands in front of him. Bold white text below reads "ONE HIT, THAT'S ALL WE GOT? ONE GODDAMN HIT?". The background features a black rectangle bordered by red and blue lines.
Man Raising Glass with Microphone and Text "ONE HIT, THAT'S ALL WE GOT? ONE GODDAMN HIT?" Card
by Remisova illustrator
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Description: This cute teach kids to hit and steal baseball design is perfect for a baseball coach or a baseball parent! Great gift idea for baseball players to get for their parents - a sideline fan would take lots of pride in this cute baseball pun! Grab this funny softball or baseball themed gift for your mom or dad who loves working with you on the tought athletic skills like hand eye coordination (hitting) and quick sprinting (stealing)! Perfect for coaches & trainers who teach baseball skills!
I Teach Kids To Hit And Steal Funny Baseball Coach Card
by The Perfect Presents
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