Hostile Cards
Description: A fully puffed-up owl glares out with glowing green eyes and outstretched chrome talons in "Fluff Off," surrounded by "Toxic Zone: Stay Out" and "High Voltage" warnings, a "Hostile. Aggressive. Unbothered." label and a status panel reading "Personal Perimeter: Breached, System Hostility Active." Fluffy, furious and built for anyone who looks soft but bites when cornered. A fun pick for owl lovers, introverts, personal-space defenders, or anyone who needs a cute way to say back off.
Fluff Off Puffed Up Angry Owl Talons Hostile Aggressive Unbothered Chrome Metal Lettering Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A furious, honking goose stands triumphantly on top of a wrecked, dripping lawnmower marked "Honk" and "Danger: Stay Back," surrounded by falling maple leaves, warning panels reading "Aggressive Wildlife Inhabitant" and "Temperament: Hostile," all beneath spiky chrome lettering declaring "Peace Was Never Permitted." Unhinged, unapologetic and built for anyone who has ever been chased across a park by a goose. A fun pick for bird lovers, goose meme fans, chaos agents, or anyone who refuses to back down.
Peace Was Never Permitted Angry Goose Honking on Lawnmower Chrome Metal Lettering Hostile Wildlife Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Savage Hostile Overdramatic Reckless Twisted. A bold sarcastic quote with savage, snarky, and relatable attitude.
Savage Hostile Overdramatic Reckless Twisted - Attitude Quote Card
by predaa
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. ~George Carlin
Carlin Quote Ten Commandments Courthouse Hostile Work Environment Card
by Designing Mench
$5.00 $6.00
sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel Card
by desarts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Channel your elegantly unbothered energy with this vintage gothic illustration featuring a skeleton hand balancing a flaming teacup. Perfect for a midnight reading session or an alternative coffee shop visit, this intricate tarot card aesthetic elegantly dismisses unwanted negativity. Add this striking dark academia apparel to your cart right now and confidently sip your brew in peace.
Stay Mad Skeleton Hand Flaming Teacup Gothic Illustration Card
by Mood n Mirth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A white silhouette depicts a person sitting at a desk, facing a laptop with an angry expression and visible stress lines above their head. A thought bubble above shows abstract, tangled shapes and smaller circular representations of stress. Below the figure, in large white capital letters, is the text: "I MAKE THIS $#!THOLE A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT."
Person at Desk Hostile Work Environment Taboo Text Card
by maniacstudio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Protect your personal privacy with this distressed text graphic that brilliantly calls out the local gossips. Ideal for a family holiday gathering or navigating a busy office environment, this playfully sarcastic aesthetic serves as the ultimate boundary-setting reality check. Add this politely dismissive statement apparel to your cart right now and successfully shut down the nosy behavior.
Sending W2s Nosy People Distressed Block Typography Card
by Mood n Mirth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Minecraft Warden artwork featuring the terrifying Deep Dark creature glowing with eerie cyan energy amid underground blocks and ancient ruins. A dark gaming design celebrating the Warden, Ancient City and one of Minecraft's most dangerous mobs.
Minecraft Warden Deep Dark Ancient City Card
by Pandaburba Illustrations
$5.00 $6.00
HOSTILE CUBE Card
by STRONGARM ASYLUM PODCAST GEAR FEAT. HOSTILE BOOK GEAR
$5.00 $6.00
Remark Solving Millennium Forced Case Unbelievable - Reviewers Likely Hostile Card
by Rafa Designs
$5.00 $6.00
sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel Card
by desarts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A science fiction scene depicting two figures in Predator-like masks, a human woman, and two canine creatures with one emitting red laser beams. The background features a large, pale moon and rugged terrain with mountains. The text "PREDATOR BADLANDS" is prominently displayed at the bottom.
Description: Takeover: The Fascist Takeover Begins — A striking image of armed soldiers march in formation before the Capitol, their presence a visual echo of recent federal intervention in Washington, D.C. The phrase “THE TAKEOVER BEGINS” looms above, capturing the gravity of a moment where local governance yields to centralized force. With rifles drawn and visors down, they symbolize a nation teetering between protection and control. The American flag flutters beside them—a reminder of ideals now under scrutiny. This scene reflects a pivotal shift in American power, where democracy meets its most militarized mirror.
Description: This artwork fuses the cinematic scale of a dark fantasy videogame with the crushing energy of modern metal. Rendered in stark monochrome, it depicts a group of explorers standing against a desolate, nightmarish landscape dominated by looming shadows and monstrous silhouettes. The dripping, jagged typography adds to the sense of unease, mirroring the relentless chaos and distorted soundscapes of extreme metal. The imagery suggests themes of survival, dread, and cosmic struggle, as if each figure is embarking on an apocalyptic quest through a hostile world. Both epic and harrowing, the piece captures the band’s essence: immersive, brutal, and atmospheric—like a soundtrack to a doomed adventure.
Ban Hostile Architecture - Anti Homeless Architecture Card
by Picket Club
$5.00 $6.00
this 'killing them with kindness' is taking way longer than i expected Card
by desarts
$5.00 $6.00
