Immediately Cards
Description: Great gift idea for Mother's Day, birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, or everyday mom life. Ideal for wives, girlfriends, sisters, new moms, and millennial moms who love sarcastic humor apparel.
I'm A Mom First Then A Baddie Immediately After Card
by ruthduffy
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I require attention immediately! This relatable cat on a laptop design captures every cat owner's daily reality. A hilarious gift for cat moms, cat dads, remote workers, and anyone whose cat demands attention at the worst possible moment.
I Require Attention Immediately Funny Cat Laptop T-Shirt Card
by PlushFutura
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This Japanese emergency warning features the urgent safety message: Tsunami Warning! Earthquake. Tsunami. Evacuate Immediately! A design for Japan travelers and disaster preparedness enthusiasts.
Tsunami Warning! Earthquake. Tsunami. Evacuate Immediately! Japanese Emergency Warning Card
by Choofi daba mezian
$5.00 $6.00
If You Relate To Me Please Seek Help Immediately Card
by Hudson Creative Co
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Adopted And Immediately In Charge is a funny pet parent design for animal lovers who treat pets like family. The artwork uses a retro groovy look with a clean print-on-demand layout. This rescue senior pet humor graphic features bold readable typography and a playful pet humor vibe, making it a great gift for dog moms, cat dads, rescue pet owners, remote workers, and anyone living the pawrent life.
Description: Prepare for a cool humorous public service announcement delivered straight from someone who is entirely aware of their own shortcomings! This brilliantly proactive warning sets the bar intentionally below sea level right from the beginning, ensuring that absolutely no one is ever disappointed by a lack of competence, effort, or basic follow-through. Instead of pretending to have it all together or striving for impossible perfection, it invites everyone to abandon all hope of excellence from the very start. Whether you are about to awkwardly attempt a simple cooking recipe, mismanage a minor household chore, or embark on a completely doomed project, this phrase serves as the ultimate, pressure-free shield against failure.
Please lower your expectations immediately Card
by englishlearning
$5.00 $6.00
I Need A Guinness And A Cigarette Immediately. Card
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
$5.00 $6.00
I Need A Guinness And A Cigarette Immediately. Card
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A dramatic raccoon raises an empty bowl with wide, hopeful eyes while bold handwritten lettering announces an urgent snack request. Crisp white linework, warm amber accents, and playful motion marks bring a relatable late-night food moment to life for snack seekers and animal humor fans. Its warm humor suits daily routines and cheerful celebrations.
Raccoon I Require Snacks Immediately Snack Lover Comedy Card
by Mono_District
$5.00 $6.00
I Need A Guinness And A Cigarette Immediately Card
by ArtifyGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
I Need A Guinness And A Cigarette Immediately Card
by donaldSHOP
$5.00 $6.00
I Need A Guinness And A Cigarette Immediately Card
by donaldSHOP
$5.00 $6.00
I Need A Guinness And A Cigarette Immediately Card
by ArtifyGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bob discovering that being bad at a new skill is, unfortunately, part of learning. A relatable meme for anyone with absolutely no patience for being a beginner.
Bob When He's Not Immediately Good at Something Card
by Doodles by Ty
$5.00 $6.00
I Need A Guinness And A Cigarette Immediately. Card
by CosmicEquine Art
$5.00 $6.00
I Need A Guinness And A Cigarette Immediately. Card
by CosmicEquine Art
$5.00 $6.00
I Need A Guinness And A Cigarette Immediately Card
by donaldSHOP
$5.00 $6.00
Description: An official physical-medium verification directive, designating all instantly flowing ink instruments as unverified, pre-primed data-capture tools that require a mandatory diagnostic scribbling sequence to disrupt internal tracking matrices.
I DON'T TRUST PENS THAT WORK IMMEDIATELY Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For those days when everything goes wrong and panicking is the only option. Perfect for anyone who embraces the chaos with a bit of sarcasm. The honest version of the classic "Keep Calm" quote.
Keep Calm Panic Immediately Funny Anxiety Satire Card
by CreattheLorz
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Discovered the Vuvuzela — America Adopts It Immediately. Bold retro design of the American character who found the world's most powerful noise instrument and immediately claimed it as their own at World Cup 2026.
Discovered the Vuvuzela — America Adopts It Immediately Card
by One Reason
$5.00 $6.00
Description: my husband is a solid 10 but doesn't mind that i'm crazy so immediately a 20 design
my husband is a solid 10 but doesn't mind that i'm crazy so immediately a 20 Card
by mdr design 23
$5.00 $6.00
don't give me verbal instructions i will forget them immediately Card
by mdr design 23
$5.00 $6.00
don't give me verbal instructions i will forget them immediately Card
by mdr design 23
$5.00 $6.00
Vintage-I-Need-A-Guinness-And-A-Cigarette-Immediately Card
by Uplifeted
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design says "None of the above." Works for those who mark the "none of the above" box when asked about religion, and also nonbinary folks who don't identify with traditional gender roles. Whether you're nonreligious, secular, atheist, agnostic, LGBTQ, or just a non-conformist in general, this one is for you.
None of the Above - Nonreligious Atheist Agnostic Anti-Religion, Nonbinary LGBTQ, No Thanks, Immediately No Thank You, Nonconformist Card
by Spatula City
$5.00 $6.00
I Need A Guinness And A Cigarette Immediately - Black Ink Card
by AnakSulung
$5.00 $6.00
I Need A Guinness And A Cigarette Immediately - White Ink Card
by AnakSulung
$5.00 $6.00
Do not give me verbal instructions I will forget them immediately Card
by mdr design 23
$5.00 $6.00
