Initech Cards
I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday - Bill Lumbergh Card
by BodinStreet
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
I have people skills! What the hell is wrong with you people?! Card
by Way of the Road
$5.00 $6.00
Description: D.A.M.N. It feels good to be a gangsta A tongue-in-cheek parody that collides classic PSA-style design with a well-known pop culture reference. Bold red brush lettering and stark institutional text create an official-looking message that says exactly what it shouldn’t. Perfect for fans of ironic design, dark humor, pop culture jokes, and anti-authoritarian satire. This design is a parody and cultural reference—not official music merchandise.
DARE Parody - D.A.M.N. It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta Card
by TORTAGRAPH
$5.00 $6.00
Description: You're just not going to go? Yeah. Won't you get fired? I don't know... but I really don't like it, and uh... I'm not gonna go.
I don't like my job & I don't think I'm gonna go anymore Card
by Dean Cole Design
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The two Bobs learn that Milton was laid off five years previously but neither Milton nor the accounting department were notified. To avoid confrontation, the Bobs tell accounting to cease Milton's salary payments without telling him he has been terminated. They fixed the glitch. Milton is subjected to further mistreatment, including the confiscation of his beloved red stapler and the constant moving of his desk. This best on dark colors. Other versions for light colors available.
Description: Office shirt Space pride — "Did you get that memo". cult-classic screen-print initech design for Office fans and Space collectors — initech, michael bolton, office, tps report, 90s, 90s movies. Perfect Office graphic tee Space gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups. Soft, high-quality Space buffs fabric — Office spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1999.
