Instead Cards
Description: A hilarious quote for anyone who stays polite on the outside while feeling completely frustrated on the inside. Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, relatable work jokes, and funny quotes about keeping your cool.
Forced To Say 'That's Okay' Instead Of Throwing A Chair Card
by feeedbackartisan
$5.00 $6.00
If-I-Can't-Find-A-Reindeer-I'll-Make-One-Instead Card
by Rufina Morillo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This adorable kawaii graphic features a cute cartoon cat wearing headphones while typing on a laptop with the text "Social Battery Work From Home Mode Please Email Instead". Adorned with a low battery indicator, starry accents, and a warm coffee mug, it perfectly illustrates the joys of anti-social remote jobs. This charming chibi aesthetic is tailored for introverted coworkers, tech workers, and feline lovers who excel at staying home.
Social Battery Work From Home Mode Please Email Instead Cat Card
by Fenay Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny emotional tattoo-inspired design for goth girls, alternative fashion lovers, tattoo enthusiasts, and anyone surviving entirely on vibes and feelings. Perfect apparel for concerts, tattoo studios, coffee shops, casual streetwear outfits, and lovers of sad girl humor and dark aesthetic fashion.
Description: This bold and sarcastic design features the hilarious phrase, “I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Giant T*ts,” blending dark humor, mental health jokes, and self-deprecating comedy into one unforgettable statement. Perfect for anyone who uses sarcasm to survive everyday chaos, this witty design is ideal for fans of edgy humor, relatable memes, and unapologetically funny quotes. Because sometimes happiness is optional—but the jokes aren't.
Description: Celebrate the future of welding with this unique design featuring a charming cartoon welder character. The graphic showcases a friendly welder in a helmet, holding a torch with bright sparks, accompanied by the bold statement 'WELDER 2027: SPARKS INSTEAD OF FIREWORKS'. This design captures the humor and dedication of the welding trade, making it a standout for anyone passionate about fabrication and joining. It's an excellent way for welding students, apprentices, or future welders to mark their 2027 career aspirations or graduation. Show your pride in the industrial arts and the skilled work of a fabricator. This vibrant, distressed style artwork is for those who appreciate a fun, professional twist on their trade. Embrace the sparks of pr
Description: This bold and sarcastic design features the hilarious phrase, “I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Giant T*ts,” blending dark humor, mental health jokes, and self-deprecating comedy into one unforgettable statement. Perfect for anyone who uses sarcasm to survive everyday chaos, this witty design is ideal for fans of edgy humor, relatable memes, and unapologetically funny quotes. Because sometimes happiness is optional—but the jokes aren't.
Description: A design with a funny quote or artwork is a trendy and lighthearted addition to any wardrobe. This design is perfect for casual occasions such as a weekend outing, a trip to the beach, or running errands.
Rocrastireading The Art Of Reading Instead-Of Doing Whatever Card
by jackan bilbo
$5.00 $6.00
Try reading books instead of banning them, banned books Card
by Kaitama
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Who needs a therapist when you have fresh ice, a good stick and 60 minutes to forget everything? Hockey is cheaper than therapy — and a lot more fun. For every hockey player, hockey parent and hockey fan who knows the rink is the best medicine. Perfect gift for hockey players of all ages, hockey dads, hockey moms and anyone who self-medicates with ice time.
Therapy Is Expensive Buy Hockey Gear Instead Funny Hockey Card
by week4u
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This bold and sarcastic design features the hilarious phrase, “I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Giant T*ts,” blending dark humor, mental health jokes, and self-deprecating comedy into one unforgettable statement. Perfect for anyone who uses sarcasm to survive everyday chaos, this witty design is ideal for fans of edgy humor, relatable memes, and unapologetically funny quotes. Because sometimes happiness is optional—but the jokes aren't.
Description: Embrace your feline-loving side with this playful tee, showcasing a charming graphic of cats in various personalities. Made from soft and comfortable fabric, this shirt is perfect for any cat enthusiast who wishes for a world filled with more playful and independent creatures.
Description: This bold and sarcastic design features the hilarious phrase, “I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Giant T*ts,” blending dark humor, mental health jokes, and self-deprecating comedy into one unforgettable statement. Perfect for anyone who uses sarcasm to survive everyday chaos, this witty design is ideal for fans of edgy humor, relatable memes, and unapologetically funny quotes. Because sometimes happiness is optional—but the jokes aren't.
Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Giant T*ts - I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Massive Card
by Circles-T
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This bold and sarcastic design features the hilarious phrase, “I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Giant T*ts,” blending dark humor, mental health jokes, and self-deprecating comedy into one unforgettable statement. Perfect for anyone who uses sarcasm to survive everyday chaos, this witty design is ideal for fans of edgy humor, relatable memes, and unapologetically funny quotes. Because sometimes happiness is optional—but the jokes aren't.
Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Giant T*ts - I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Massive Card
by Circles-T
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This bold and sarcastic design features the hilarious phrase, “I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Giant T*ts,” blending dark humor, mental health jokes, and self-deprecating comedy into one unforgettable statement. Perfect for anyone who uses sarcasm to survive everyday chaos, this witty design is ideal for fans of edgy humor, relatable memes, and unapologetically funny quotes. Because sometimes happiness is optional—but the jokes aren't.
Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Giant T*ts - I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of These Massive Card
by Circles-T
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This Unique design with meaningful words is the perfect gift for woman, men, teen, girl, boy and anybody. Gift for Father's day, Thanksgiving, Birthday, Anniversary, Holiday Personalised gift for someone special: Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Grandma, Son, Daughter, Sister, Brother, Aunt, Uncle, Nephew, Wife, Husband or Anyone. Let cherish every moment with your loved ones. Mother day, Father day, Family day, Christmas and any holiday.
Description: If you are a funny person and have a strong sense of humor, this funny design is just for you! Featuring a funny humble quote, this design makes the perfect present for men, women or children!
BRB GONNA Feel MY EMOTIONS INSTEAD OF DISSOCIATING Card
by Minifruit Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Retro Hamburglar carrying a tray of burgers with the funny quote "Thanksgiving Is Wack - Eat At McDonald's Instead". A funny mashup design for fast food lovers, Thanksgiving humor, and vintage mascot fans.
Hamburglar Thanksgiving Is Wack Eat At McDonald's Instead Card
by amaworm1999
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Are you a Christian? If you like to go to church and join the prayer in a mass then this is for you. This Church design makes a great Birthday Present for a Christian who trusts in the Lord and has faith and believes in his Christianity
Don't Worry About Anything Instead Pray About Everything Card
by ChefKitchen Co.
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A great idea for his birthday, her birthday, Mother's day, Father's day, Christmas, for your husband, son or brother who is a great dad, birthday outfit for dad, perfect outfit for dad from daughter son and wife, unique presents for men, wife, daughter…
Do French Websites Use Croissants Instead Of Cookies? Card
by Taramisous
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Great For Anybody, Father, Mother, Men Women Mom Dad Grandma Grandpa Brother Sister Son Daughter Husband Wife Boyfriend Girlfriend Best Friend, Cousin Aunts And Uncles... Add to Cart NOW
Don't Worry About Anything, Instead Pray About Everything Card
by LuisaBonello
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Financial responsibility gets one star when there are car parts to buy. A funny automotive design for car enthusiasts, gearheads, mechanics, racers, and anyone who would rather spend their money on horsepower and upgrades.
Financial Responsibility Bought Car Parts Instead Funny Car Card
by Nita T's
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show your love for literature and freedom of speech with this bold, colorful typography statement. This message advocates for literacy and open access to information, perfect for librarians, teachers, and book lovers who value intellectual freedom and education in a stylish, retro-inspired aesthetic.
Description: Perfect for pet owners, dog lovers, cat lovers, animal rescue supporters, and anyone who cherishes their furry companions.
Some Angels Choose Fur Instead Of Wings Card
by Field & Farm Threads
$5.00 $6.00
