Jargon Cards

Description: embrace the suck military jargon

Description: "Per my last email ... let's circle back never." Funny office humor with corporate meeting phrases.

Description: Workplace jargon to annoy the millennials and gen Z. This funny sayings text art says closing the loop. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: One fish is lying dead outside of the bowl and the other fish still in the bowl says “Hoe’s that whole “thinking outside of the bowl” thing working out for you!”

Description: This funny office humor shirt features a tired snake manager endlessly circling back, perfect for anyone stuck in corporate jargon, endless meetings, and Zoom calls. Great sarcastic tee for coworkers, managers, and anyone in corporate America who’s heard “let’s circle back” way too many times.

Description: Ponies forming the numerals 555. In Thai 5 is HA, therefore 555 is often used as an abbreviation for HA HA HA. The back ground is pink. The ponies are cute and happy, they are drawn cartoon style.

Description: Cool...cool..cool.

Description: Do you have what it takes to be a Marzle Vane Fitter Union member? Of course, you do. All you need is this t-shirt based on the famous "Turbo Encabulator" industrial video. Not everyone will get it, but those who do will appreciate it!

Description: Actioning value-added success metrics—because alignment doesn’t optimize itself. This minimalist corporate parody design is a love letter to business jargon. Packed with phrases like value-added, success metrics, optimize, and scalable alignment, it reads like the opening slide of a strategy deck that somehow leads to six follow-up meetings. Perfect for consultants, project managers, operations teams, analytics folks, and anyone fluent in corporate speak. Ideal for office wear, team meetings, or quietly signaling to coworkers that you, too, understand the absurdity. Clean. Dry. Uncomfortably familiar.

Description: cool word including the humorous interpretation of it's creator. Meaning is 'unintelligible verbiage'

Description: A Typographic turn of phrase for your wearing pleasure.

Description: Just don't put a pin in it, circle back!