Kitchen Cards
Description: A bold culinary-themed design featuring the phrase “This Station Takes No Notes,” capturing the confidence, quick thinking, and experience of a skilled line cook. The humorous message reflects the fast-paced demands of restaurant kitchens, where timing, precision, and instinct matter during busy service. Perfect for chefs, line cooks, culinary students, restaurant workers, and kitchen professionals who appreciate back-of-house culture, confident chef humor, and the unique personality of life on the line.
Description: This design features the humorous 'Rules Of The Kitchen 1. Chef Is Right 2. Chef Is Always Right 3. Even If Chef Is Wrong First Rule Applies 4. Chef Doesn't Eat He Tastes 5. Chef Doesn't Sleep He Takes Rest 6. Argument With Chef Means Going Hungry For The Day'. Perfect for professional chefs, cooks, kitchen staff, and culinary enthusiasts who appreciate kitchen humor and cooking rules.
Description: Cute food characters arguing outside a busy oven in a chaotic kitchen. Funny Thanksgiving cooking humor for hostesses
Too Many Cooks Not Enough Ovens – Kitchen Chaos Card
by Symbolic Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny vintage-style design featuring a retro ingredient jar and the bold phrase “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient.” Perfect for confident personalities, sarcastic humor lovers, chaotic energy enthusiasts, cooks, bakers, and anyone who knows exactly who makes everything better.
I'm Baking You Some Shut The Fucupcakes Funny Baking Humor Card
by Oddberry Universe
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show off your culinary skills and witty sense of humor in the kitchen. A seasoned cast iron skillet with wooden spoons, herbs, and garlic is framed by banners declaring "That's What I Do I Cook Stuff And I Know Things." Perfect for chefs, home cooks, foodies, culinary lovers, and grill masters. Excellent for cooking classes, kitchen work, dinner parties, or Father's Day gifts.
That's What I Do I Cook Stuff And I Know Things Funny Skillet Chef Humor Card
by PhotoSphere
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A playful retro kitchen design celebrating colorful vintage bowls thrifting adventures and nostalgic cookware collecting.
Pyrex Just One More Vintage Bowl Thrifting Kitchen Collector Card
by Tarzom Fine
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A nostalgic retro kitchen design featuring colorful stacked bowls teacups daisies and cheerful vintage vibes.
Pyrex Stacking Memories Vintage Bowls Retro Kitchen Nostalgia Card
by Tarzom Fine
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Rules Of The Kitchen. 1. Chef Is Right. 2. Chef Is Always Right. 3. Even If Chef Is Wrong First Rule Applies. 4. Chef Doesn't Eat, He Tastes. 5. Chef Doesn't Sleep, He Takes Rest. 6. Argument With Chef Means Going Hungry For The Day. A humorous design for professional chefs, cooks, culinary students, and kitchen staff who love cooking humor and restaurant life.
Rules Of The Kitchen Chef Culinary Professional Foodie Humor Card
by Devcci
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate baking with a playful retro kitchen graphic centered on cakes, cupcakes, mixers, and the joy of creating something sweet. Use original wording and artwork rather than copying existing bakery branding or protected slogan layouts. The warm nostalgic style suits home bakers, dessert lovers, and people who enjoy lighthearted kitchen humor. Add this cheerful baking design to your collection for a cozy culinary statement with classic personality.
Retro Baking Life Kitchen Humor Vintage Graphic Design Artwork Classic Art Card
by adiw_casto
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A hand-drawn cozy green kitchen table filled with coffee, a fried egg, butter, bread, and a jar of tomatoes. Warm brown, olive green, tomato red, and orange create a playful cottage mood for people who enjoy cute food doodles, quiet breakfast scenes, and colorful everyday objects.
Hand-Drawn Cozy Green Kitchen Table with Tomato and Coffee Card
by lazypencil
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny frazzled hen baking disaster design featuring a panicked chicken in an apron holding a mixing bowl and spatula with a playful “Help Me” message. Perfect for chicken lovers, bakers, home cooks, farm animal fans, and anyone who enjoys kitchen humor. A fun gift idea for moms, cooks, bakers, foodies, and people who know that baking can turn chaotic fast.
Description: A vintage-style bread joke for bakers, bread lovers, and anyone who enjoys playful kitchen humor. Features a loaf and basket in distressed cream artwork.
Funny Bread Humor: Taller in the Basket Apparel Gift Card
by mett_hetca
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A kitchen knife and herbs rendered in expressive white ink brushstrokes, arranged in a clean minimalist composition. Flowing monochrome lines, delicate herb stems, and generous negative space create a refined kitchen illustration that stands out beautifully on dark backgrounds. A timeless white ink kitchen-inspired design for home cooks, chefs, gardeners, herb lovers, and admirers of expressive monochrome artwork. Suitable for apparel, accessories, kitchen décor, and home décor.
Ink Brush Knife and Herbs – Minimalist White Kitchen Illustration Card
by Stillbrush
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This Design Features The Loving Phrase All You Need Is Love And Pyrex For Vintage Kitchenware Collectors. Perfect For Pyrex Enthusiasts And Homemakers Who Cherish Retro Kitchen Items.
All You Need Is Love And Pyrex Vintage Kitchenware Collector Card
by SoulShift Prints
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retro-style square emblem with a thick black border. Inside, a large silhouette of a leafy tree in dark green stands against a bright yellow background. The text 'TANG'S KITCHEN' is arched across the top of the tree's canopy in yellow. Below it, 'COCKTAIL LOUNGE' is centered in yellow. At the bottom, 'LINDENHURST NEW YORK' is in bold yellow lettering on a horizontal line.
Tang's Kitchen Cocktail Lounge Lindenhurst New York Tree Card
by funnymushroomz
$5.00 $6.00
Description: How to grow thirteen kitchen herbs, from basil, parsley and cilantro to rosemary, thyme, sage and lavender: how much sun and water each needs, how far apart to plant, annual or perennial, and when and how to harvest. A clean, readable reference for the kitchen garden, potting shed or windowsill.
Description: A triptych of rounded square panels. The leftmost panel is light green with a dark green peace symbol. The middle panel is red with a white outline heart. The rightmost panel is blue with three kitchen utensils: a spatula, a knife, and a spoon. Below the panels are the words 'Peace', 'Love', and 'Cooking'.