Kitsch Cards

Description: Show off your playful side with this funny "Bisexual Tendencies" retro kitten design featuring an adorable trio of fluffy cats and a vibrant pastel rainbow. Perfect as a subtle bisexual pride statement, a unique gift for cat lovers, or a nostalgic Y2K aesthetic addition to your wardrobe.

Description: Unleash your edgy side with this trippy Yacatza feline boss graphic, blending retro vaporwave aesthetics with fierce streetwear vibes. Featuring a cool, tattooed cat smoking in neon colors, this design is perfect for those who love bold, unapologetic art. Upgrade your everyday wardrobe with this unique fusion of Japanese-inspired tattoo culture and psychedelic feline attitude.

Description: Get spooky with this vintage halloween cat design featuring a retro distressed black cat. Perfect for lovers of classic horror, creepy aesthetics, and mid-century style.

Description: Celebrate the holiday season with a nostalgic twist! This festive design features a retro cartoon Santa Claus waving from a vintage TV screen, complete with a faded color effect and a classic “Live from the North Pole!” news banner. Perfect for lovers of mid-century style, holiday cheer, and retro Christmas vibes. Great for tees, hoodies, mugs, and more!

Description: This hand-drawn illustration features a grumpy, unamused cactus in a pink pot with the sarcastic quote "Do Not Touch" in pastel script. Perfect for introverts or anyone who appreciates a touch of prickly humor and a cute aesthetic. This original design blends minimalist text with a kitschy character style that stands out on any apparel.

Description: Embrace the chaos of everyday mishaps with this hilarious retro comic-style devil graphic. Featuring a distressed demon stepping in a trap of the smelliest kind, this design perfectly captures that "oops" moment with bold, kitsch sarcasm. It's a uniquely funny addition to your casual wardrobe that is guaranteed to spark laughs.

Description: Beat the heat with this adorable singing strawberry smoothie character that perfectly captures a vibrant summer vibe. Featuring a "So Refreshing!" sarcastic quote and whimsical musical elements, this design is ideal for foodies and fans of cute, kitschy illustrations. It is a playful statement piece designed to bring a smile to anyone looking for that perfect summer-themed graphic.

Description: A bold retro script that feels like it came straight from a 1950s jukebox. "Stupid Cupid" captures that playful, dramatic, love-struck energy of classic pop-era heartbreak. Perfect for: Vintage music lovers, Rockabilly fans, Valentine's Day rebels, Anyone who's ever blamed Cupid. The bright lettering and arrow strokes detail bring independent fan-inspired artwork, celebrating timeless love song culture.

Description: Barbarella Classic 1

Description: SUMMERWEEN Skull Ice Cream Sunset Fun

Description: Charming vintage storybook gouache illustration of a disgruntled domestic cat holding a steaming coffee cup and drainage hose with bold lettering.

Description: Playful retro dessert scene with whipped cream and 1960s-inspired styling.

Description: A bold retro script that feels like it came straight from a 1950s jukebox. "Stupid Cupid" captures that playful, dramatic, love-struck energy of classic pop-era heartbreak. Perfect for: Vintage music lovers, Rockabilly fans, Valentine's Day rebels, Anyone who's ever blamed Cupid. The bright lettering and arrow strokes detail bring independent fan-inspired artwork, celebrating timeless love song culture.

Description: Logan's Run (1976) is a 1976 American science fiction action film[directed by Michael Anderson and starring Michael York, Jenny Agutter, and Peter Ustinov. The screenplay by David Zelag Goodman is based on the novel by William F. Nolan and George Clayton Johnson. It depicts a future society on the surface, where the population and the consumption of resources are maintained in equilibrium by killing everyone who reaches the age of 30.

Description: Tackle the start of the week with a heavy dose of playful sarcasm using this cheeky winking cat design. Framed like a cute memo note with the text "Monday Mood", this minimalist kitty sticking its tongue out is perfect for those who face Mondays with a rebellious smirk. It makes a delightfully kitsch and funny statement for any casual outing or relaxed office environment.

Description: Lesbian Kiss Vintage Comic Pop Art

Description: Bold leopard portrait with heart-shaped sunglasses, pink bubblegum, pearls, and a jeweled heart pendant. A playful glam animal look for fashion-forward wildcat lovers.

Description: Horror house

Description: Screaming Yellow Zonkers were a snack food, first produced by Lincoln Snacks in the USA in the 1960s. They were popcorn with a yellow sugary glaze, in a distinctive black box. Lincoln Snacks asserts that SYZs were the first food item to be packaged in black. The box contained humorous copy, such as suggestions about what to do with Screaming Yellow Zonkers, or that 8 oz. (226g) = 1/4,409 of a metric ton. (This comic content was provided by Allan Katz and Howie Kraków who wrote the copy on the first several boxes, and the award-winning TV and radio campaigns.) The box was designed by Rollin Binzer, co-owner and creative director of HBC.

Description: Live Love Laugh Metal

Description: Dino Mardi Gras Monster Truck Parade

Description: Declare your ultimate need for a nap with this perfectly sarcastic sleeping cat graphic tee. Featuring a tired tabby wearing an "Out of Order" sign against a vintage halftone background, this design represents the indisputable feline law of resting. It's the ideal minimalist yet humorous piece for introverts, cat lovers, and anyone who values a lazy day.

Description: Soviet Kitsch

Description: Wherever you smell adventure in the air-- Cliff Ryder is sure to be there! When danger's afoot, he's there to step on its toes!

Description: Y.M.C.A. disco 80s

Description: Spread a little polite anarchy with our new cute, funny punk rock design. Adorable vintage, retro deer art and sassy, silly slogan. Great gifts for friendly punks.

Description: Shortwave Kitsch Radio Show... bringing you New Stories with the good ole Vintage Vibes so you can keep on Kickin' It Vintage!

Description: Vintage Winking Santa Claus Retro Christmas Graphic

Description: Big Disgrace - Haute and Freddy [ PROTECTED DESIGN ]

Description: Big Disgarce - Haute and Freddy [ PROTECTED DESIGN ]

Description: Howl at the moon and embrace your inner monster with this retro Wolfman design! Inspired by a circa 1980 iron-on, this old-school horror graphic features a snarling werewolf emerging from the darkness beneath a full moon, his clawed hands gripping the top of a tombstone that asks the rather unsettling question, “Eat Your Heart Out?” With its classic monster movie styling, distressed artwork, and just the right amount of creepy charm, this throwback design is perfect for horror fans, werewolf enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a little vintage Halloween kitsch. After all, why settle for being a heartbreaker when you can be a heart eater?

Description: Love the way you love!

Description: Big Disgrace - Haute and Freddy [ PROTECTED DESIGN ]

Description: Vintage Bad Girls Taste Better Tattoos Lovers

Description: Embrace retro vintage humor with this funny design featuring an angry girl crossing her first rope bridge. Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, vintage comic book aesthetics, and classic parody art, this distressed design adds a touch of nostalgia and irony to your style.