Mandatory Cards
Description: Thirty-one costumes submitted, four approved, six pages of policy explaining the difference - and a party that runs forty-five minutes. The budget line is the one in orange: zero dollars approved, which is also the amount spent on the memo. Nobody has to dress up. Everybody has to be there. Wear it to the office party and let the panel do the talking. From the same series as the requisition that never closes and the review cycle that changes nothing. This one prints in the color for dark garments. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99252258-costume-optional-attendance-mandatory-light-shirts
Description: Are you a libertarian who values capitalism, private business and private property? Great! This libertarian Legalize Freedom design is for you! Cool anto-socialism libertarian birthday gift for an anarcho capitalist, anti-socialist and anti-communist. Liberty, freedom, capitalism, laissez faire, free market and the non aggression principle should be the thriving force behind every libertarian serious about libertarianism. This anti-socialism and anti-SJW design is for all who support private business.
The Government - Ideas so good they have to be mandatory - Libertarian Gift Card
by CultureWars
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate organized chaos with this vintage-style "Mandatory Fun Committee" design featuring a smug raccoon mascot who proudly ensures every event is packed with games, smiles, and mandatory good times. Perfect for party planners, office humor fans, and anyone who knows that fun is serious business.
Description: Celebrate organized chaos with this vintage-style "Mandatory Fun Committee" design featuring a smug raccoon mascot who proudly ensures every event is packed with games, smiles, and mandatory good times. Perfect for party planners, office humor fans, and anyone who knows that fun is serious business.
Description: By Order of the Voters: Subpoenas Coming January 2027 (Dark Version) You are cordially invited to testify. This elegant, deadpan announcement delivers midterm accountability with impeccable manners: subpoenas are coming January 2027. Attendance is mandatory, an RSVP is not required, and the guest of honor has no say in the matter. A refined, quietly savage take on political humor for voters who showed up, news junkies counting down to the hearings, and anyone who enjoys a threat delivered with good etiquette. The voters have spoken, the questions are coming, and thank you for your attention to this matter. Original design by Puff Sumo, made for people who like their consequences formally announced.
By Order of the Voters: Subpoenas Coming January 2027 (Dark Version) Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: By Order of the Voters: Subpoenas Coming January 2027 You are cordially invited to testify. This elegant, deadpan announcement delivers midterm accountability with impeccable manners: subpoenas are coming January 2027. Attendance is mandatory, an RSVP is not required, and the guest of honor has no say in the matter. A refined, quietly savage take on political humor for voters who showed up, news junkies counting down to the hearings, and anyone who enjoys a threat delivered with good etiquette. The voters have spoken, the questions are coming, and thank you for your attention to this matter. Original design by Puff Sumo, made for people who like their consequences formally announced.
By Order of the Voters: Subpoenas Coming January 2027 Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
Growing Old Is Mandatory, But Growing Up is Optional - Funny People Humor Card
by artz_25
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A wide-eyed, horrified guinea pig stands bundled in an enormous fair-isle sweater and matching pom-pom hat, surrounded by pine trees and snowflakes, inside a badge reading "Mandatory Holiday Whimsy Guild," with "Sector 12" and "HR Mandate" tags and a ribbon declaring "Est. 10:00 AM • Sweating in 100% Acrylic." Festive, frazzled and built for anyone forced into holiday cheer by company policy. A fun pick for ugly sweater parties, office holiday events, guinea pig owners, or anyone sweating through mandatory fun.
Mandatory Holiday Whimsy Guild Guinea Pig in Ugly Christmas Sweater Pom Poms HR Mandate Office Party Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Opprobrium - "Beyond The Unknown" Album Cover (Reissue) Card
by DooZoo Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: No Worries I Watched The Safety Video. This design captures workplace safety humor. Ideal for coworkers, employees, and anyone who appreciates funny work life sayings and new job jokes.
No Worries I Watched The Safety Video Funny Coworker Workplace Safety Card
by Devcci
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show your funny side with 'No Worries I Watched The Safety Video'. Perfect for workplace humor, new employees, or anyone who loves sarcastic coworker jokes about safety training and job orientation.
No Worries I Watched The Safety Video Funny Workplace Humor Employee Card
by Devcci
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Unwilling Participant represents a sarcastic and humorous personality. Ideal for those who often find themselves in situations they didn't choose, expressing reluctant participation with a funny attitude.
Unwilling Participant Sarcastic Humor Reluctant Personality Card
by JaskconLIfe23
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This hilarious corporate parody features a minimalist vector illustration of an unamused employee blowing a party horn amidst confetti, perfectly contrasting with his expressionless face. Highlighting the text "My Face During Mandatory Fun," this design brilliantly targets the forced enthusiasm of workplace team-building events. It is a fantastic option for cynical coworkers, office introverts, and remote team members who dread mandatory corporate socialization.
My Face During Mandatory Fun Deadpan Office Worker Card
by Fenay Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A dense, all-caps, sans-serif text block presented as a solid black square. It emphasizes flat colors, clean lines, and high-quality photography. The text specifies mandatory lighting rules, prohibits dramatic lighting, and lists elements to be excluded for a distinct visual style.
SOLID BLACK SQUARE FLAT COLORS CLEAN LINES HIGH QUALITY PHOTOGRAPH Card
by VIGOLD STORE
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Everyone Relax I Am Professionally Developed Funny Raccoon,professionally, raccoon, relax, developed, funny, unhinged, tees,professionally developed funny raccoon, professionally unhinged tees, hilarious raccoon graphic tee features, raccoon holding, bold text, professionally developed making, perfect tee, mandatory work training, ideal gift, coworkers office friends managers, employees fresh, training recent graduates entering, workforce remote workers team leads, appreciates dry workplace humor, relatable sarcastic graphic
Everyone Relax I Am Professionally Developed Funny Raccoon Card
by Donodesignburo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny Anti-Socialism Quote T-Shirt. Features text that says “Socialism: Ideas so good they have to be mandatory.” Makes a great gift for your favorite capitalist guy or gal. Tell the New World Order and the WEF where they can stick it. We’re not going to eat bugs, live in pods, or have socialism. Get one for your Libertarian friends or family members. Available on a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.
Description: A circular emblem design featuring a light blue face covering in the center, outlined with white and black. Above the mask, the text "MASK UP!" is displayed in bold white capital letters on a curved white banner. Around the bottom, the text "* NO MASK * NO SERVICE *" is written in white capital letters on a black background.
Description: Revelation 13 17 Hashtag Mask Today Mark Tomorrow black text #masktodaymarktomorrow
Revelation 13-17 Hashtag Mask Today Mark Tomorrow Card
by Designing Mench
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold, black background features text in varying sizes and colors. The largest text reads "UNLESS" in purple. Below this, it states "YOU'RE MISSING A LIMB OR THROWING UP YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME!" in white, with "GOING HOME!" in purple. The bottom text reads "GO BACK TO CLASS" in white. Two purple horizontal lines frame "GOING HOME!".
Unless You're Missing A Limb Or Throwing Up You're Not Going Home! Go Back To Class Text Card
by STEPHEN CHOU STD
$5.00 $6.00
