Mess Cards
Description: The Houston Aeros were a professional ice hockey team in the World Hockey Association (WHA) from 1972 to 1978. The Aeros became one of the most successful franchises in the WHA. They won four consecutive Western Division titles, from 1973–74 to 1976–77 seasons, and finished second in the Western Division in 1972–73 and third in the league in 1977–78. They won the AVCO World Trophy in 1974 over the Chicago Cougars and in 1975 over the Quebec Nordiques, winning both series in four-game sweeps; and lost in the 1976 AVCO finals to the Winnipeg Jets, also in a sweep.
Description: Meet the ultimate hot mess: a fluffy Highland cow wearing a colorful pom-pom beanie and heart-shaped sunglasses, blowing pink bubble gum while holding a takeaway coffee. This playful animal design combines cozy style, caffeine humor, colorful country charm, and a confidently chaotic attitude. A fun choice for Highland cow lovers, coffee enthusiasts, farm animal fans, country girls, western aesthetic lovers, and anyone proudly embracing their beautifully messy energy. Perfect for casual apparel, stickers, mugs, tote bags, accessories, birthdays, coffee runs, and funny gifts for cow-loving friends.
Description: A distressed white splatter background frames a woman's face from the nose up, wearing aviator sunglasses with camouflage lenses and a camouflage bandana tied with a knot. Two motorcycles are positioned on either side of her face. The text "THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE" curves over the top, "MESS UP" is large and bold in the center, and "YOUR Hair" is at the bottom in a script font.
The Best Things In Life Mess Up Your Hair with Motorcycles and Camouflage Card
by maniacstudio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold typographic composition on a black background. Features white text reading "DON'T MESS WITH THE" at the top, followed by large red text "SOUND GUY" which incorporates a circular meter and a play button icon. Below this, white audio wave and slider elements are present. The bottom line of text is in white, reading "I WILL MUTE YOU".
Don't Mess With The Sound Guy I Will Mute You White Text Black Background Card
by dannyook
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A fierce owl wearing a white collared shirt with ornate trim and crossed arms. Text above reads 'DON'T MESS WITH OLD LADIES!!' and text below reads 'BORN IN JUNE WE DIDN'T GET TO THIS AGE BY BEING STUPID'. The owl has yellow eyes and detailed brown feathers with blue and pink accents.
Description: The Houston Aeros were a professional ice hockey team in the World Hockey Association (WHA) from 1972 to 1978. The Aeros became one of the most successful franchises in the WHA. They won four consecutive Western Division titles, from 1973–74 to 1976–77 seasons, and finished second in the Western Division in 1972–73 and third in the league in 1977–78. They won the AVCO World Trophy in 1974 over the Chicago Cougars and in 1975 over the Quebec Nordiques, winning both series in four-game sweeps; and lost in the 1976 AVCO finals to the Winnipeg Jets, also in a sweep.
Description: A stylized depiction of a couple embracing within a black circle that frames a bright blue circular background. The man, on the left, wears a brick-red collared top and a white undershirt, holding his left arm around the woman. He flashes a peace sign with his right hand. The woman, on the right, wears a light blue top and has her arms around the man. Encircling the top portion of the blue circle are white bubble letters that read "CLASSIC CECE-WINSTON" and "MESS AROUND".
Description: A detailed, decorative depiction of three bears, with intricate patterns covering their fur. A larger bear stands in the center, flanked by two smaller bears. The text 'KEEP CALM AND DON'T MESS WITH MAMA BEAR' is prominently displayed in purple lettering.
Keep Calm And Don't Mess With Mama Bear Family Card
by Remisova illustrator
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Hot Mess Highland Cow. Country Western Women Farm Life. Funny Sarcastic Humor.
Hot Mess Highland Cow Country Western Women Farm Humor Card
by Fiesta of Pets
$5.00 $6.00
Hot Mess Highland Cow Funny Leopard Print Iced Coffee Card
by Bilbo Baggins
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Houston Aeros were a professional ice hockey team in the World Hockey Association (WHA) from 1972 to 1978. The Aeros became one of the most successful franchises in the WHA. They won four consecutive Western Division titles, from 1973–74 to 1976–77 seasons, and finished second in the Western Division in 1972–73 and third in the league in 1977–78. They won the AVCO World Trophy in 1974 over the Chicago Cougars and in 1975 over the Quebec Nordiques, winning both series in four-game sweeps; and lost in the 1976 AVCO finals to the Winnipeg Jets, also in a sweep.
Description: A direct, frontal view of a stern owl wearing a white collared shirt with its arms crossed. The owl has yellow eyes and brown, detailed feathers. White text at the top reads "DON'T MESS WITH OLD LADIES!! - BORN IN JULY -". White text at the bottom reads "WE DIDN'T GET TO THIS AGE BY BEING STUPID."
Description: A bold statement for those who stand their ground. This humorous design sends a clear message about messing with the wrong person.
You Mess With Me You Mess With The Whole Trailer Park Card
by NatalitaJK
$5.00 $6.00
Chaotic Good Dad The House is A Mess But The Kids are Alive Card
by Doghogart
$5.00 $6.00
Description: All aboard the Hot Mess Express! A fun retro-inspired design for anyone embracing their chaotic, fabulous, and slightly messy energy. Perfect for lovers of funny quotes, vintage typography, pink aesthetic, and quirky humor.
Hot Mess Express – Funny Retro Vintage 70s Typography Card
by Randomnessy
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Still a mess is the funny sarcastic saying for anyone who has accepted that the glow up is taking a lot longer than expected. Perfect for self aware overthinkers, chaotic friend group members, or anyone into relatable humor and funny self deprecating gifts who never claimed to have it together.
Description: This design represents the Dumpster Fire Response Team. It's for those who embrace workplace chaos, sarcastic humor, and funny irony, making light of everyday disasters.
Dumpster Fire Response Team Workplace Chaos Humor Sarcasm Funny Card
by It's Over
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold, black and white design with large white text that reads "DON'T MESS WITH THE SOUND GUY" at the top and "I WILL MUTE YOU" at the bottom. In the center is a detailed depiction of a sound mixing board with multiple faders and controls.
Don't Mess With The Sound Guy I Will Mute You Mixer Card
by Remisova illustrator
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold occupational themed graphic with texts "DON'T MESS WITH ME I SNAP NECKS FOR A LIVING" in bold white font. Features a yellow horizontal stroke behind “WITH ME”. The spinal illustration is in white with horizontal yellow lines and hashtag text '#CHIROPRACTOR' in white font at the bottom.
Don't Mess With Me I Snap Necks For A Living Spinal Card
by BrotherNightSky
$5.00 $6.00
Don't Mess With The Mail Guy I Know Where You Live Mailman Card
by Prime Origin
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A distressed white banner curves across the top with bold black text reading 'DON'T MESS WITH'. Below this, in a smaller font, it says 'THE SOUND GUY'. Centered below the banner are four vertical white sound mixer faders with teal sliders. The bottom of the composition features bold white text on a black background: 'I WILL MUTE YOU'.
Don't Mess With The Sound Guy I Will Mute You Sound Mixer Card
by serviannamerch
$5.00 $6.00
