Minimum Cards
Description: Gothic-inspired vector illustration featuring an elegant woman wearing a long black gown. The illustration was also INSPIRED by the song “Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)”. By pointing with her right hand to the jeweled ring on her left hand, she playfully implies that receiving a ring is simply part of the bare minimum.
Description: Gothic-inspired vector illustration featuring an elegant woman wearing a long black gown. The illustration was also INSPIRED by the song “Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)”. By pointing with her right hand to the jeweled ring on her left hand, she playfully implies that receiving a ring is simply part of the bare minimum.
Welder Hourly Rate Funny Metalworker Contractor Labor Quotes Card
by CozyCosmos Co
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A humorous list detailing pricing tiers for a MILLWRIGHT. The top reads "MILLWRIGHT HOURLY RATE" with a yellow and blue distressed texture. Below, dollar amounts ($100 to $500) are listed next to conditions, such as "MINIMUM", "IF YOU WATCH", and "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: Vector typography design featuring a playful checklist of relationship expectations in a striking purple color palette. The artwork was also INSPIRED by the song "Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)". The design finishes with the bold statement "THAT'S THE BARE MINIMUM", blending sarcasm, humor, confidence, and attitude.
Description: Vector typography design featuring a playful checklist of relationship expectations in a striking purple color palette. The artwork was also INSPIRED by the song "Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)". The design finishes with the bold statement "THAT'S THE BARE MINIMUM", blending sarcasm, humor, confidence, and attitude.
Description: Vector typography design featuring a playful checklist of relationship expectations in a striking purple color palette. The artwork was also INSPIRED by the song "Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)". The design finishes with the bold statement "THAT'S THE BARE MINIMUM", blending sarcasm, humor, confidence, and attitude.
Description: Vector typography design featuring a playful checklist of relationship expectations in a striking purple color palette. The artwork was also INSPIRED by the song "Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)". The design finishes with the bold statement "THAT'S THE BARE MINIMUM", blending sarcasm, humor, confidence, and attitude.
Description: Vector typography design featuring a playful checklist of relationship expectations in a striking purple color palette. The artwork was also INSPIRED by the song "Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)". The design finishes with the bold statement "THAT'S THE BARE MINIMUM", blending sarcasm, humor, confidence, and attitude.
Description: Vector typography design featuring a playful checklist of relationship expectations in a striking purple color palette. The artwork was also INSPIRED by the song "Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)". The design finishes with the bold statement "THAT'S THE BARE MINIMUM", blending sarcasm, humor, confidence, and attitude.
Description: Dad Tax – One Bite Minimum” is a fun and relatable graphic tee for dads who proudly collect a little “tax” from everyone’s food. Featuring classic fast-food favorites like a burger, fries, hot dog, and drinks, this design perfectly captures the legendary dad move: asking for “just one bite.” With bold typography and clean monochrome artwork, it’s a great choice for dads with a big appetite and an even better sense of humor. Perfect for everyday wear, family cookouts, road trips, casual outings, or as a funny gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any dad who never skips the dad tax tradition.
Description: Celebrate the bare minimum with this Comic Star An Effort Was Made design. Featuring a bold nostalgic star in a classic halftone Pop Art style, this artwork is perfect for anyone who values participation trophy humor and ironic achievement. Whether you're celebrating a minor win or just leaning into your mediocre star energy, this design brings a touch of cynical positivity to your daily routine. A thoughtful choice for coworkers, students, or anyone who appreciates a witty, half-hearted effort. Available on high-quality T-shirts, colorful stickers, mugs, and more. Explore our shop for more nostalgic comic and satirical lifestyle apparel!
Comic Star An Effort Was Made Participation Award Art Card
by Mood n Mirth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: absolutely nothing should be sold for a profit if its absence could kill you. any modern system where people still die for lack of these resources should be dismantled.
nothing should be sold for a profit if its absence could kill you Card
by remerasnerds
$5.00 $6.00
Put The Politicians On Minimum Wage and What How Fast Card
by retro bloom
$5.00 $6.00
Put The Politicians On Minimum Wage and What How Fast Card
by retro bloom
$5.00 $6.00
Put The Politicians On Minimum Wage and What How Fast Card
by retro bloom
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace your lazy side with this cute Winnie the Pooh design. Perfect for fans who love honey, naps, and doing the bear minimum today. This adorable graphic is a must-have for any Disney lover who enjoys a relaxed and cozy lifestyle.
Winnie the Pooh Doing the Bear Minimum Today Funny Quote Card
by oussnaknak
$5.00 $6.00
