Nerdcore Cards
Description: New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite. There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 7. Asynchronous callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors 3. Buffer overrun Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify). The following hilarious things happened: 1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all. 2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down t...
Only 2 Hard Problems in Computer Science: version 2.0.0-rc-937.04-hot-patch Card
by Suranyami
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The tee equivalent of a power tie for you or the mad scientist you love. Keep calm, have cake, and let them all know they haven't stopped the science with this stylish statement while at the same time protecting your skin from caustic resins*. *protection from caustic resins is not guaranteed.
Description: This collection of covers is from when we were growing up and learning important lessons about deportment and morals under our cosmic horror overlords. Remember how Little Miss Deep one was afraid of her aqueous destiny? How The Yellow King couldn't find Lost Carcosa? Some of your favourites, burned into the futile tallow of your brief ephemeral mind!
Description: Steven Vincent Buscemi (/buːˈsɛmi/ boo-SEM-i, Italian: [buʃˈʃɛːmi]; born December 13, 1957) is an American actor, director and former firefighter. He has starred in films such as Parting Glances, New York Stories, Mystery Train, Reservoir Dogs, Desperado, Con Air, The Grey Zone, Ghost World, Big Fish, and The Death of Stalin. He is also known for his supporting roles in the Coen brothers films Miller's Crossing, Barton Fink, The Hudsucker Proxy, Fargo and The Big Lebowski. He provides the voice of Randall Boggs in the Monsters, Inc. franchise and Wayne the Werewolf in the Hotel Transylvania film series, respectively.
Remember When The Series of Unfortunate Events Was a Book Card
by DarkLordPug
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Merging gamer pride with holiday spirit, this design shows off controllers stacked like a festive tree—complete with reindeer, snowmen, and lights. Ideal for gamers, streamers, or anyone repping the player life. Great for gifting to that console-obsessed friend. Perfect for game nights, streams, or just chillin’ all December. Plug in and vibe festive!
