Passive Cards
Description: Embrace your inner passive-aggressive energy and trigger some serious laughs with this hilariously sassy graphic design! Featuring a funny, slightly crazy-looking green bird perched on a branch, paired with the ultimate sarcastic quote: "If I were a bird I know who I'd poop on." This masterpiece perfectly captures that relatable feeling of dealing with annoying people, making it an absolute must-have for anyone with a great sense of dark comedy. Whether you are searching for the perfect hilarious gag gift for a cynical coworker, a witty aesthetic outfit to wear on a stressful day at the office, or just a funny joke to share with your friends, this design hits all the right notes. Wear your sarcastic attitude with absolute pride!
If I Were A Bird I Know Who Id Poop On Funny Sarcastic Coworker Gag Gift Humor Card
by Twilight Sunday
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For those moments when words aren’t necessary—just a perfectly timed side-eye. This minimalist retro-inspired dog design captures the universal expression of silent judgment with a touch of dry humor. Whether you’re the friend who notices everything, the coworker silently judging every meeting, or simply a dog lover with a sarcastic streak, this design says it all. Perfect for dog lovers, office workers, introverts, meme fans, and anyone whose facial expressions do most of the talking. Looks great on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, tote bags, and more.
Professionally Judging Dog | Funny Side Eye Dog Retro Vintage Meme Card
by Doodling.Cricket
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For those moments when words aren’t necessary—just a perfectly timed side-eye. This minimalist retro-inspired dog design captures the universal expression of silent judgment with a touch of dry humor. Whether you’re the friend who notices everything, the coworker silently judging every meeting, or simply a dog lover with a sarcastic streak, this design says it all. Perfect for dog lovers, office workers, introverts, meme fans, and anyone whose facial expressions do most of the talking. Looks great on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, tote bags, and more.
Judging You | Funny Sarcastic Dog Illustration Card
by Doodling.Cricket
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny sarcastic typography design featuring the witty phrase “I Just Want You to Know That Someone Cares – Not Me, But Someone.” Perfect for fans of dry humor, dark humor, clever sarcasm, snarky sayings, and brutally honest jokes. A fun choice for sarcastic friends, coworkers, introverts, and anyone who appreciates deadpan humor and unexpected punchlines.
Someone Cares Not Me But Someone – Funny Sarcastic Quote Card
by joy_moss_distance
$5.00 $6.00
Description: “You’re like a lava lamp — fun to watch, but not very bright.” A hand-drawn sarcastic design built around a retro lava lamp and a playful insult that lands somewhere between dry humor and total nonsense. Great for lovers of snarky quotes, weird vintage vibes, and gifts with just the right amount of attitude. Paw-drawn by Albino Racoon for myTRSHr.com
[WHT] Not Very Bright – Lava Lamp Sarcasm Quote Card
by myTRSHr.com
$5.00 $6.00
Description: born to ribbit forced to 'as per my last email-BORN TO RIBBIT, FORCED TO EMAIL
born to ribbit forced to 'as per my last email-BORN TO RIBBIT, FORCED TO EMAIL Card
by Feline Artistry
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Stepping out of the spotlight and into a peaceful life! This 1970s-inspired circular badge design transforms a megaphone into a flower vase in vibrant deep teal and mustard yellow. Ideal for former role models who are thrilled to let someone else take the lead.
Former Role Model Happy In Background Retro Badge Card
by Masoki
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show off your sarcastic sense of humor with this witty quote design featuring the classic saying: "Some People Remind Me of a Penny – Two Faced and Not Worth Much." Perfect for anyone who loves dry humor, savage comebacks, clever sayings, and bold attitude. A great choice for fans of sarcastic quotes, funny office humor, and everyday laughs.
Some People Remind Me of a Penny Two Faced And Not Worth Much Funny Sarcastic Quote Card
by Circles-T
$5.00 $6.00
I Run On Coffee And Passive Aggression Card
by Kelvinmunene13 Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This cosmic design features a rugged space hauler surrounded by mysterious tentacles and a galaxy background. Perfect for fans of sci-fi horror, deep space trucking, and eldritch monsters. A great gift for truckers and sci-fi lovers.
Eldritch Passive Trucker Deep Space Haulage Design Card
by Smile Moon
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Cool skater pigeon sitting on a skateboard drinking a beverage. Features peace signs, smiley faces, and retro doodles. Perfect for skateboarding fans and bird lovers.
Skater Passive Pigeon Skateboard Bird Design Card
by Keep Simple
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design features a hilariously petty approach to managing annoying contacts. It is perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor who isn't afraid to let their social boundaries be known.
Every Time You Piss Me Off Delete A Letter Card
by Dog&Cat ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Make a bold statement with this funny sarcastic quote design featuring the relatable phrase: "Oh, I'm Sorry, I Forgot I Only Exist When You Need Something." Perfect for people who appreciate dry humor, witty comebacks, sarcasm, and honest attitude. A great choice for anyone who enjoys funny quote designs, office humor, friendship jokes, and everyday relatable humor.
Oh I'm Sorry I Forgot I Only Exist When You Need Something Funny Sarcastic Quote Card
by Circles-T
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Make a bold statement with this funny sarcastic quote design featuring the relatable phrase: "Oh, I'm Sorry, I Forgot I Only Exist When You Need Something." Perfect for people who appreciate dry humor, witty comebacks, sarcasm, and honest attitude. A great choice for anyone who enjoys funny quote designs, office humor, friendship jokes, and everyday relatable humor.
Oh I'm Sorry I Forgot I Only Exist When You Need Something Funny Sarcastic Quote Card
by Circles-T
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace your deeply fatigued reality with this cute spooky doodle capturing the precise essence of quiet exhaustion. Perfect for late night exam prep or dorm room lounging, this socially depleted vibe acts as a gentle passive communicator. Tap the link in our bio to add this relatable introvert design to your cart today and safely protect your precious social battery.
Exhausted Introvert Ghost Needs Rest Cute Doodle Card
by Mood n Mirth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A sarcastic definition of "never mind" for those moments when explaining something just isn't worth the effort. Perfect for people who love dry humor, witty comebacks, and playful sarcasm with friends. A fun choice for anyone who has ever given up trying to explain the obvious.
Description: Per My Last Email: Rolling for Initiative! When polite corporate phrasing reaches maximum tension and combat rounds begin. High-contrast comic graphic featuring a barbarian warrior typing at a tiny desk. Great humorous gift for coworkers, managers, software engineers, and tabletop RPG players. Formatted for hoodies, apparel, and stickers.
Per My Last Email Rolling For Initiative - Barbarian Office Shirt Card
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Make a bold statement with this funny sarcastic quote design featuring the relatable phrase: "Oh, I'm Sorry, I Forgot I Only Exist When You Need Something." Perfect for people who appreciate dry humor, witty comebacks, sarcasm, and honest attitude. A great choice for anyone who enjoys funny quote designs, office humor, friendship jokes, and everyday relatable humor.
Oh I'm Sorry I Forgot I Only Exist When You Need Something Funny Sarcastic Quote Card
by Circles-T
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A humorous take on patience running thin while trying to maintain a polite attitude.
Killing Them With Kindness Is Taking Longer Than I Expected Card
by Alexus J
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Make a bold statement with this funny sarcastic quote design featuring the relatable phrase: "Oh, I'm Sorry, I Forgot I Only Exist When You Need Something." Perfect for people who appreciate dry humor, witty comebacks, sarcasm, and honest attitude. A great choice for anyone who enjoys funny quote designs, office humor, friendship jokes, and everyday relatable humor.
Oh I'm Sorry I Forgot I Only Exist When You Need Something Funny Sarcastic Quote Card
by Circles-T
$5.00 $6.00
Killing Them With Kindness Is Taking Longer Than I Expected Card
by Sai Works
$5.00 $6.00
Per My Last Email Funny Office Humor Stickman Card
by FUNNY MEW
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bring some humorous passive-aggressiveness to the office with this retro graphic reading Subtle Reminder To Check Your Email in distressed colorful vintage typography. Perfect for office workers, corporate professionals, remote employees, and managers. Makes a great gift idea for coworkers, bosses, and desk job colleagues.
Subtle Reminder To Check Your Email Funny Work Quote Card
by how to improve yourself
$5.00 $6.00
This Killing Them With Kindness Is Taking Way Longer Than I Expected Card
by denkatinys
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A snarky animal paired with a dry one-liner about being "all in this together." Deadpan, sarcastic humor with a darkly funny twist.
We're All In This Together Like Hostages Sarcastic Animal Card
by Red_TagFoodie
$5.00 $6.00
You Could Be Nicer Funny Sarcastic Quote - Spectacularly Meaner Dark Humor Card
by Witchling Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A frazzled worker with a "Doom Fuel" mug wanders a maze of passive-aggressive memos, unnecessary CC emails, micromanaging bosses and scope creep, in a retro round badge. My brain cell is overheating from unnecessary drama, so please don't interrupt my pure existential dread. A funny design for anyone who survives the office on caffeine and sarcasm.
Description: A vibrant, 70s retro groovy typographic design featuring the hilariously relatable quote, "I Don't Get Enough Credit For The Things I Manage Not To Say." Accented with colorful floral daisies and vintage bubble lettering, this design makes the ultimate statement piece for coworkers, introverts, and anyone who exercises serious daily restraint. An ideal gift for birthdays, office exchanges, or anyone with a dry, sarcastic sense of humor.
I Don't Get Enough Credit For What I Don't Say Retro Sarcastic Quote Card
by leelart
$5.00 $6.00