Poultry Cards
Description: Show your appreciation for life's little imperfections with this charming and witty design. This retro-colored illustration displays a line of adorable ducklings with one wandering off in the wrong direction, perfectly capturing the phrase "Not All My Ducks Are In A Row". Perfect for teachers, parents, farm animal lovers, and anyone managing a beautifully disorganized schedule. An excellent present for Mother's Day, teacher appreciation week, or a fellow organizer who knows the struggle.
Not All My Ducks Are In A Row Funny Cute Ducklings Humor Retro Card
by PhotoSphere
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Share a laugh about chaos with a relatable funny quote for farm life! This design shows three cute domestic ducks waddling in different directions framed by "My Ducks Don't Even Know What A Row Is". Perfect for duck owners, poultry farmers, bird lovers, and funny mom or dad personalities. Great for farm visits, homesteading activities, casual wear, or fun gifts.
My Ducks Don't Even Know What A Row Is Funny Card
by PhotoSphere
$5.00 $6.00
28th Amendment Funny Chicken Rights Parody Card
by Classic Masters
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Woke Up Handsome Again... This Is Getting Ridiculous... This Humorous Rooster Design Is Perfect For Farmers, Homesteaders, And Anyone Who Loves Funny Farm Animal Quotes.
Woke Up Handsome Again... This Is Getting Ridiculous... Rooster Farm Animal Humor Quote Card
by SIMPLYSTICKS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Are you a poultry farmer? When you have a chicken coop full of chickens. Funny gifts for farmers. Perfect fun saying for farmers who have little chicks.
Ask me about my Chickens funny Chicken Farmer Card
by Foxxy Merch
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design features a proud rooster with the word Cocky. Perfect for anyone with a confident attitude, a sense of humor, or those who appreciate clever wordplay and farm animals.
Cocky Rooster Confident Attitude Funny Wordplay Card
by mallilo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A striking monochromatic depiction of a rooster's head in profile, facing right. The rooster has intricate feather details and is shown smoking a cigar. Curved smoke wisps rise from the cigar. The entire composition is set against a black background. The words "FRIED" are prominently displayed above the rooster's head and "CHICKEN" is below.
Fried Chicken Rooster Smoking Cigar Retro Style Card
by rosemariana
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate the spooky season with this cute medical waterfowl graphic featuring a charming bird in a hospital cap.
Trick Or Treatment Cute Nurse Duck Halloween Spooky Season Card
by GigglecloudShop
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show your pride in self-sufficiency and country living with this rustic homesteading design. Showcasing a beautifully detailed brown hen resting in the grass next to her fresh clutch and white daisies, this vintage-inspired graphic is highlighted by the phrase "Backyard Eggs." Perfect for chicken farmers, urban homesteaders, poultry enthusiasts, and anyone who loves farm fresh breakfasts. A great gift for Mother's Day, birthdays, or for the dedicated homesteader in your life who spends all day in the coop.
Backyard Eggs Rustic Farm Chicken Farmer Homesteading Card
by PhotoSphere
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A stylized, monochrome depiction of a chick standing with its legs visible. A bright yellow rectangular sign with black text is placed in front of the chick. The text on the sign reads "NOT YOUR NUGGET" in bold, stenciled letters. The overall presentation has a bold, striking aesthetic with a black background.
Description: A bold, monochrome emblem featuring a golden rooster silhouette in the center. Curved text above reads "I HEAR YOU CLUCKIN'". Below the rooster, the text "BIG CHICKEN" is displayed prominently. The background is entirely black.
I Hear You Cluckin' Big Chicken Rooster Silhouette Card
by jn.anime
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A pixelated collection of four chickens presented horizontally against a black background. The chickens are depicted in shades of brown, tan, bright blue, and dark gray, each with red combs and yellow beaks, in a retro video game style.
Pixelated Chickens in Brown, Tan, Blue, and Gray Card
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A white silhouette of a chicken is centered on a black background. Curved text above the chicken reads "ALWAYS BE YOURSELF" and curved text below reads "UNLESS YOU CAN BE A CHICKEN". The style has a distressed, slightly textured appearance.
Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Chicken Card
by Airun Real
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Some dads get dragged into chicken keeping. Others were clearly hatched for it. This hilarious “I Didn't Choose the Chicken Dad Life, The Chicken Dad Life Chose Me” design is for every proud poultry papa who’s out collecting eggs at sunrise and telling jokes by sunset. Whether he's building coops, bonding with hens, or just embracing that rural life, this design is perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, or any day you want to honor the man who rules the roost. With its blend of humor and homestead pride, it’s a hit for backyard farmers, rural dads, or anyone who lives for the cluck. Give your chicken-loving guy a reason to laugh every time he heads to the coop — because let's face it, the chicken life found him.
I Didn't Choose the Chicken Dad Life, The Chicken Dad Life Chose Me - Funny Poultry Farming Gift Card
by Artisan Vibes Studio ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show off your laid-back attitude and sense of humor with this hilarious poultry-inspired graphic! This retro cartoon illustration features a cool hen wearing orange sunglasses next to a happy smiling fried egg, showcasing the phrase "Just Chillin'." Perfect for chicken owners, backyard farmers, animal lovers, breakfast enthusiasts, and humor fans. It makes an excellent gift for birthdays, summer holidays, or any casual weekend getaway.
Just Chillin Funny Chicken Sunglasses Fried Egg Retro Card
by PhotoSphere
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This witty design is for every poultry lover with a sense of humor! It features a vintage-style illustration of a mother hen standing over several actual nuggets with the text "I Love My Chicken Nuggets." Perfect for farmers, chicken owners, foodies, and backyard bird enthusiasts. Great for wearing to the coop, a backyard barbecue, or just a fun casual day out.
I Love My Chicken Nuggets Funny Farmer Hen Retro Card
by PhotoSphere
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate your love for poultry and the countryside with this beautiful rustic design! Featuring a highly detailed vintage illustration of a proud rooster, this graphic is complete with the bold text "Classic Rooster". Perfect for chicken owners, homesteaders, ranchers, and animal lovers. Makes a wonderful gift for agriculture enthusiasts or anyone who enjoys country living.