Problem Text Cards
Description: Own the chaos with this bold neon typography design featuring the sarcastic phrase “I Identify as a Problem.” Made for meme lovers, witty personalities, confident troublemakers, and fans of sassy self-deprecating humor. A colorful statement design for anyone who enjoys rebellious attitude, relatable jokes, loud typography, and unapologetically funny vibes.
Description: A black background with bold white sans-serif text arranged in five lines. The text reads: 'Phishing is a major problem because there really is no patch for human stupidity.' The layout is centered and takes up most of the frame.
Phishing is a Major Problem No Patch for Human Stupidity Text Card
by Chacha Story Planets
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retro sunset circle emblem with horizontal stripes in red, orange, yellow, and teal. Centered within the emblem is the large number "2023". Arching above the emblem is the text "FINALLY RETIRED" in yellow. Below the emblem, the text "NOT MY PROBLEM Anymore" is displayed in yellow and orange.
Finally Retired 2023 Not My Problem Anymore Retro Sunset Card
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace your inner chaos with this hilarious 'If You Just Give Me A Minute I Think I Can Make It Worse' design. This witty text graphic captures the essence of self-deprecating humor and relatable mishaps. The distressed, bold font adds a touch of casual style to this sarcastic saying. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and isn't afraid to admit their tendency to accidentally complicate situations. This design is a great conversation starter for friends, family, or colleagues who appreciate dry humor and ironic statements. Show off your playful side and make a statement about your unique approach to problem-solving (or creating new ones!). It's a fun way to express a universally understood sentiment about making things worse, often u
If You Give Me A Minute I Can Make It Worse Humor Card
by LionKingShirts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A text-based composition against a black background. The top line, 'DEAR MATH.', uses a gradient from pink to purple. The second line, 'PLEASE GROW UP AND', is in a gradient from turquoise to blue. The third line, 'solve your own', is in a cursive font with a yellow gradient. The final line, 'PROBLEMS.', is in large, bold, sans-serif font with a green gradient fading from lime to darker green.
DEAR MATH. PLEASE GROW UP AND solve your own PROBLEMS. Card
by serviannamerch
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A humorous graphic featuring the word "MATH" in bold red letters with white and black distressed accents at the top. Below it are two large, juicy watermelon slices, their red flesh and black seeds visible. The bottom text reads, "THE ONLY PLACE WHERE PEOPLE BUY 66 WATERMELONS AND NO ONE WONDERS WHY...".
Description: A distressed retro-style graphic. The top features large, red text reading 'RETIRED'. Below this is a cream-colored rectangle with the number '2020' in bold black font, flanked by triple horizontal bars. The bottom has two lines of text in a flowing font: 'Not My Problem' in teal and 'ANOMORE' in yellow.
Description: Show off your unapologetic attitude with this cool 'Not Your Type, Not Your Problem' typewriter text design. Perfect for anyone who loves funny sarcastic quotes, humorous sayings, and relatable independent vibes. A great gift for friends, family, or yourself for birthdays, holidays, or casual everyday wear.
Description: A flowchart depicted with white boxes and white text on a black background. It illustrates a process: 'PROBLEM' and 'COFFEE' feed into an 'ENGINEER' box, which then leads to a 'SOLUTION' box. Below the 'ENGINEER' box, an arrow points to a final box labeled 'SARCASM [BY-PRODUCT]'.
Problem Coffee Engineer Solution Sarcasm [By-Product] Flowchart Card
by Illustrations By Majali
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A circular emblem with ornate borders features the words "RETIRED ENGINEER" prominently in large white serif letters with a dark outline. Above, curved red text reads "NOT MY PROBLEM". Below, curved red text states "2023 ANYMORE". The background has a circuit board-like pattern in white and dark brown.
Description: A simple monochrome flowchart with white text on a black background. It shows arrows indicating 'PROBLEM' and 'COFFEE' leading into an 'ENGINEER' box. From the 'ENGINEER' box, an arrow points to 'SOLUTION' and another arrow points down to 'SARCASM [BY-PRODUCT]'.
Problem Coffee Engineer Solution Sarcasm By-Product Flowchart Card
by maniacstudio
$5.00 $6.00
It’s-me, hi, I’m-the-problem, it’s-me-White-Text-Typography Card
by PlantholicStudio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A monochrome composition featuring bold, white text on a black background. The text is arranged in five lines that read: "NO, I DON'T, HAVE A CAR, PROBLEM,", "I HAVE A", "STORAGE", "PROBLEM". The lettering has a distinct 3D effect with a white outline and subtle shadow.
NO, I DON'T HAVE A CAR PROBLEM, I HAVE A STORAGE PROBLEM Text Card
by dannyook
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Express your frustration with humor. This sarcastic design is for individuals who appreciate witty communication and clever statements. Features: I See What The Problem Is Here I'm Talking In English And You're Listening In Stupidity?
I See What The Problem Is Here I'm Talking In English And You're Listening In Stupidity? Sarcastic Frustration Humor Card
by xmillionpunks
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A motivational text-based graphic with four lines of text and gear elements. The top line reads "I'M AN" with a green gear to the right. The second line says "ENGINEER" in large yellow letters with a distressed texture. The third line reads "I DON'T CRY" on a yellow banner. The fourth line states "I BUILD BRIDGES AND GET OVER SHIT" in off-white letters. Green lines and a gear frame the composition.
I'm An Engineer I Don't Cry I Build Bridges and Get Over Shit Gear Card
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$5.00 $6.00
I don't ever want that problem to ever go away text message quote Card
by notcooljimmysteve
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background displays a white flowchart. Arrows point from 'PROBLEM' and 'COFFEE' into a central square labeled 'ENGINEER'. An arrow points from 'ENGINEER' to 'SOLUTION'. Below 'ENGINEER', an arrow points down to 'SARCASM' with '[BY-PRODUCT]' in parentheses.
Engineer Problem Coffee Solution Sarcasm By-Product Flowchart Card
by EONGJE STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A flowchart-style humorous graphic. The text 'PROBLEM' and 'COFFEE' are shown with orange arrows pointing into a black box labeled 'ENGINEER'. A pink and yellow gradient arrow points from the box to the text 'SOLUTION'. A downward orange arrow points from the box to the text 'SARCASM [BY-PRODUCT]'.
Engineer Problem Coffee Solution Sarcasm By-Product Flowchart Card
by RinjingParadise
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background with white text and icons. The top row displays five icons representing 'multi-tasking', 'lack of sleep', 'avoid sunlight', 'being creative', and 'problem solving'. Below this, large white text reads 'ELECTRICAL ENGINEER'. The bottom features a recycling symbol, a 'WARNING' label with placeholder text, and a barcode.
Electrical Engineer Multi-tasking Lack of Sleep Avoid Sunlight Being Creative Problem Solving Card
by Geture_Project
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A monochrome rectangular design with a white border. The top section features the bold text "BEFORE YOU BOTHER ME" in white, separated by a horizontal line. Below are three checklist items, each with an empty square checkbox and white text: "IS IT PLUGGED IN?", "IS IT TURNED ON?", and "DID YOU TRY TURNIG IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?". The background is black.
Description: Make a bold statement with this minimalist, high-contrast typography design that features a witty, mirrored text effect. It captures the essence of "relatable problem" humor that is currently dominating social media trends. Ideal for anyone who loves sarcastic streetwear and big, bold text layouts.
Consistent Enough To Be A Problem Sarcastic Quote Card
by BesTee Quality
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A square emblem with intricate brown and white circuit board-like patterns borders. Centered within are red banners containing the text "NOT MY PROBLEM" and "ANYMORE". The main text reads "RETIRED ENGINEER 2023" in large white stylized lettering. The style is retro with ornamental flourishes.
Retired Engineer 2023 Not My Problem Anymore Banner Retro Border Card
by Geture_Project
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black rectangular background with bold white sans-serif lettering. The text is arranged in four lines: "I'M HERE", "BECAUSE", "YOU BROKE", and "SOMETHING,". The lettering has a slightly distressed or brushstroke-like appearance.
I'm Here Because You Broke Something Text Card
by lauren dephyls studio
$5.00 $6.00
be adised: your lack of planning is not my emergency. Card
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
$5.00 $6.00